My wife is a thousand-year zombie
1 Zombie Wife

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Lin Feng had transmigrated to Ninth Uncle's zombie movie series.

After transmigrating, he obtained the Ghost-catching Merit System.

He didn't give her any newbie gift bag and became Ninth Uncle's disciple, the 34th generation disciple of Maoshan Sect.

The system was not given to him for nothing. He had to complete the first mission before it could be fully activated.

"Go to the mortuary and find your wife's thousand-year-old zombie. You will be rewarded with a hundred-day foundation establishment and a set of Mao Mountain mantras.”

Originally, it should be a good thing to have a wife after transmigrating. However, his wife was a thousand-year-old zombie. This made Lin Feng very uneasy.

Other people's wives were all beautiful women from prominent families. They were soft, cute, and could be bullied.

Why did his wife turn into a man-eating zombie? Wasn't this equivalent to a netherworld marriage? How could he reject it?

Would the system be gone if he rejected it? He had just transmigrated and was still waiting to rely on the system to reach the peak of his life.

However, Lin Feng glanced at the rewards and decided to go all out.

Lin Feng had heard of the Dao techniques of Mao Mountain from Ninth Uncle. Ninth Uncle relied on the spells of Mao Mountain to capture ghosts and suppress corpses everywhere, establishing countless merits.

One needed to meditate and cultivate every day to reach the hundred-day Foundation Establishment stage. And for someone as impatient as Lin Feng, if he could directly reach the hundred-day foundation establishment stage, who would still cultivate every day?

The bold would be stuffed to death, and the timid would starve to death.

Wasn't it just finding a zombie wife? What was there to be afraid of?

This was what he thought in his heart, but Lin Feng's legs were already a little weak.

In modern times, a mortuary would be the morgue of a funeral parlor.

How could he not be afraid and scared to find his wife among the dead?

If he had some ability like Ninth Uncle, it would be fine. If he didn't have the ability, wouldn't he be dead if he encountered a zombie?

The reward was secondary. The problem was that he had to live first.

Lin Feng flipped over, planning to continue sleeping. Anyway, it wasn't just a day or two since he had transmigrated here. He would do whatever he could to survive.

"Ah Feng, follow me to the memorial hall. Your martial uncle asked us to capture a few evil zombies.”

"You can follow me and go out to train more. In the future, you can solve your own problems.”

"How's the drawing of the talisman I taught you?”

Ninth Uncle entered the room. The cinnabar on the table was left untouched. There was not even a single talisman on the yellow paper.

"Are you slacking off again?" he asked with a slight frown.”

Lin Feng jolted up from his bed and hurriedly put on his clothes.

"Master, where did you say you were going?”

Uncle Nine rolled his eyes. Ah Feng, you didn't even practice the beginner level talismans. How am I supposed to teach you?”

Mortuary? If Ninth Uncle went with him personally, what was there to be afraid of?

He had to find his zombie wife to activate the system first.

"Master, you need a lot of things to go to the mortuary, right? I'll go prepare."

Lin Feng became Ninth Uncle's disciple because of this quick-wittedness.

Besides, going to the mortuary was exactly what he wanted. He was just worried that there would be no one to protect him.

He carried Ninth Uncle's peach wood sword on his back and the props that Ninth Uncle usually used to make spells.

"Let's go! Master, let's not waste any more time."

"Why don't you seem to be so active when you cultivate? You're very active in dealing with zombies tonight.”

"I haven't seen a zombie before, so I want to broaden my horizons. Let's see what's so scary about that zombie.”

Lin Feng didn't dare to reveal anything about his zombie wife. If Ninth Uncle found out about this, he would definitely beat his ass.

Humans and ghosts had different paths!

"When you arrive at the memorial hall later, you must listen to your master and not cause trouble for your master.”

"Got it, Master. Don't worry."

Although he agreed verbally, Lin Feng had a plan in his heart. When he reached the memorial hall, he had to find his wife first.

However, the system had never told him what his wife looked like.

There were so many zombies in the mortuary. He couldn't be blind and had to target them.

First of all, he could confirm that it was a female zombie. Secondly, she was a thousand-year-old zombie. Her cultivation was very deep, and she was not an ordinary zombie.

When he arrived at the mortuary, he would wait and see.

……

Late at night.

A cold wind blew, sending chills down one's spine.

A bright moon hung in the sky, looking lonely and terrifying.

There were many pale-faced corpses piled up in the mortuary. A few of the zombies dressed in Qing Dynasty clothes suddenly opened their eyes.

The moment they flew up, they raised their hands and jumped around the mortuary.

Zombies liked yin and only started to move at night. They looked for living people to attack and pluck yang to replenish yin.

There were countless zombies lying in the mortuary, but a few of them were stuck with talismans and lying motionless in their coffins.

A daoist priest in a daoist robe shuttled between the zombies.

Ninth Uncle and Lin Feng rushed over in time. Ninth Uncle took out a talisman and rushed over, even reminding them at the side.

"Watch and learn more. Don't cause trouble."

It was impossible to cause trouble, but he still had to find a wife.

Taking advantage of the fact that Ninth Uncle and Martial Uncle were fighting with those zombies, Lin Feng sneaked into the mortuary.

There were black coffins everywhere in the mortuary, making it look very disgusting.

Lin Feng was so frightened by those coffins that his legs turned to jelly.

"F * ck, damn system, that's not what you told me back then. You promised to send me a wife. Where's my wife?”

The System replied," Please find your wife as soon as possible to activate this system. Otherwise, you will forever be a good-for-nothing in the ghost film world.”

These words completely infuriated Lin Feng.

This system was really naughty. It actually dared to look down on him? Other people's systems could be compared to others, so why did his system like to compare to him?

He did not believe that he could not find a zombie wife. What was there to be afraid of? Anyway, these dead people wouldn't come back to life, so what was there to be afraid of?

After plucking up his courage, Lin Feng opened the first coffin. Inside, a green-faced zombie with sharp fangs lay quietly. It suddenly opened its eyes and rushed towards Lin Feng.

"Master, save me! Zombies!"

With a cry, Ninth Uncle rushed over at lightning speed and blocked the zombie.

He frowned and asked,"Ah Feng, didn't I tell you not to cause trouble?" Why aren't you listening?"

Lin Feng smiled bitterly. Didn't he just want to activate a system? Was it easy for him?

Taking advantage of the fact that Ninth Uncle was having a good time fighting with the zombies, Lin Feng opened a few more coffins one after another. More and more zombies rushed out from them.

Why hasn't his wife appeared yet? Could it be that he was played by the system?

Ninth Uncle, who didn't know anything, was in deep trouble because of Lin Feng. His situation was getting worse and worse. The number of zombies he could withstand was also limited. With more and more zombies, he was forced to take out his ink fountain.

"You brat. Are you trying to kill me?"

"Master, deal with it first. You must hold on!”

After saying this, Lin Feng lifted his hand and prepared to open the last coffin.

Upon seeing Lin Feng preparing to open the last coffin, Ninth Uncle was extremely shocked. However, it was already too late.

"Ah Feng, be careful! Don't open it!"

At the instant the coffin was opened, Lin Feng was stunned. What lay inside was actually…

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