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The moonlight poured down, and a series of miserable screams rang out in the mortuary.

Ninth Uncle's junior brother gave him a thumbs up and said,""Senior Brother, your disciple is indeed bold! He even dared to deal with a thousand-year-old female zombie alone. I admire you!"

Ninth Uncle's forehead was covered in cold sweat. He snorted and said,"Let this brat learn a lesson. However, we shouldn't stay here for too long. Otherwise, this kid won't be able to handle it.”

Ninth Uncle's junior brother rolled his eyes. Then why did you let him deal with the female zombie alone in the mortuary? Aren't you afraid that he would be eaten by the female zombie?

What if this female zombie was a…?

"Help! Stop it! Don't take it off me!"

Ninth Uncle heard the voice from the mortuary and shook his head helplessly.

He rushed in and shouted angrily," Female zombie, stop! Let go of my disciple! If there's anything, come at me!"”

As soon as he entered, he saw an awkward scene.

"Master, save me! Save me!"

Lin Feng's clothes were disheveled as he was pressed onto the ground by the beautiful zombie. The beautiful zombie was currently kissing him, and the two of them seemed to be more powerful.

Ninth Uncle's face turned red. He covered his eyes with his hands and turned around.

"It's not the right time to come in. Feng, finish it as soon as possible. I can deal with the zombies."

Ninth Uncle left the mortuary immediately after saying such a senseless sentence.

"Master, can you be more reliable?”

Lin Feng's face was as white as a sheet of paper when he faced the zombie beauty.

Although the beautiful zombie looked like a snow maiden, it was still a corpse.

Goosebumps rose all over his body, and he felt a chill run down his spine…

"Forget it, forget it. With such a master, he has to rely on himself. Didn't the system say that the zombie only listened to him? Try it!"

Lin Feng tried to order the female zombie,"Stand up and don't move."”

The female zombie was indifferent.

Lin Feng was about to cry as he cursed,"System, you bastard." Didn't you say that the female zombie only listens to me?”

The system replied awkwardly," Sorry, scumbag host. I forgot to mention that you have to bite your middle finger and drip blood on the female zombie to be effective."”

After hearing the system's explanation, Lin Feng wished he could die on the spot.

He felt that he would be killed by this stupid system sooner or later.

Lin Feng immediately bit his middle finger and squeezed out a drop of blood, ruthlessly hitting the head of the zombie beauty.

When the zombie beauty was hit by the blood from her middle finger,

Lin Feng was really…

While others enjoyed interacting with beautiful women, Lin Feng had already learned how to be a zombie with beautiful women.

The only difference was that the body of a beautiful woman had temperature, while the body of a beautiful zombie was abnormally cold.

Seeing that the beautiful zombie was trembling, he used all his strength to push her away.

"Too heavy! It's as hard as a rock."

Lin Feng finally broke free from the beautiful zombie's entanglement and heaved a sigh of relief. He then started to verify the system's words.

"Zombie wife, stand up properly. Be obedient in the future."

Whoosh!

The beautiful zombie stood up from the ground with a swoosh and stood there motionless.

"I should give you a moving name. I can't keep calling you a beautiful zombie!"

"Since you're so beautiful, why don't I call you Snow Girl?”

"What a great name! Hahahaha…"

The beautiful zombie Snow Charmer nodded vigorously.

Lin Feng chuckled. If his master saw this, wouldn't he be so shocked that his jaw would drop?

Ninth Uncle had always treated him as a scum who did not know anything. It was time for him to open his eyes.

He wanted to let him know that his disciple was a talented ghost-catching genius!

"Ah Feng, it's been three minutes. You should be done, right?”

Ninth Uncle suddenly rushed in and saw the beautiful zombie standing motionlessly beside Lin Feng.

"Feng, it's only been three minutes, and you've already conquered it?”

Lin Feng raised his head and said,"Master, I've laid my cards on the table." Actually, I'm a genius ghost hunter."

Ninth Uncle helplessly shook his head at Lin Feng. He stood before the thousand-year-old female zombie and took out a talisman, preparing to paste it on the corpse.

Lin Feng hurriedly stopped Ninth Uncle. He shook his finger and said,"Master, you're too outdated. Now, there was no need to use talismans to deal with zombies.”

"Snow Girl, come over and massage my shoulders!”

The Snow Girl obediently came behind Lin Feng and massaged his shoulders.

But this force…was so strong that he almost vomited blood…

"Alright, alright, let my master enjoy it too.”

The Snow Girl massaged Ninth Uncle's shoulders with even more force, the kind that could kill him!

Ninth Uncle grimaced in pain after being hit and quickly dodged.

"No need, no need. This is really killing me. Ah Feng, even the ancestors couldn't subdue a zombie. How did you do it?”

"I won't say anymore. I'll lay my cards on the table. Your disciple is a genius ghost hunter!"

Lin Feng patted Ninth Uncle's shoulder, feeling proud of himself.

At this time, Ninth Uncle's junior brother also entered the mortuary and asked,""How did it go? Senior Brother! Has the thousand-year-old female zombie been dealt with?”

Ninth Uncle immediately patted his chest and said,"Of course it's done." How could I, Lin Jiu, let down the teachings of my ancestors? Now, this thousand-year-old zombie was very obedient! Look at my disciple, he can even control it freely.”

Ninth Uncle hurriedly moved closer to Lin Feng's ear and whispered,""Don't let your master lose face. Show your martial uncle a move and make your master proud.”

"Snow Girl, massage my master's shoulders.”

The Snow Girl revealed a smile that hid a knife.

However, Ninth Uncle's face was extremely ugly. He had just experienced the heavy shoulder hammering of the Snow Girl, and he might really die from that hammer…

But for the sake of his face, he endured it.

Ninth Uncle was in so much pain that he almost cried out, but he still said,"Ah!"

Ninth Uncle's junior brother was dumbfounded. The thousand-year-old female zombie was actually as obedient as a maid. It was really rare to see!

"Senior Brother, why didn't you teach Junior Brother this spell earlier?”

"If you like it, then I'll let you enjoy it.”Ninth Uncle had a pained expression on his face as he cast a glance at Lin Feng.

Lin Feng said,"Snow Girl, massage my martial uncle's shoulders too."”

Ninth Uncle's junior brother rubbed his hands, planning to enjoy himself.

With this punch, his martial uncle immediately fell unconscious on the ground.

Lin Feng and Ninth Uncle exchanged a glance and immediately dragged their uncle-master away…

This punch might really kill him!

Maoshan Taoist Technique

After Lin Feng returned with Ninth Uncle, he sent his uncle-master away and helped the Snow Girl settle down.

Even now, Ninth Uncle still didn't understand why Lin Feng was able to control the thousand-year-old female zombie so easily.

In fact, they even suspected that Lin Feng had some sort of connection with the ancestor of the Maoshan Sect.

Back then, he took Lin Feng in because he was fated with Mao Mountain. However, it was naturally a good thing to be able to take in a disciple with extraordinary talent.

Lin Feng had been praised by Ninth Uncle the entire time. Ever since he became his disciple, he had never heard Ninth Uncle say anything good about him.

After being praised by Ninth Uncle, he became a little arrogant. In the future, with the Snow Girl's wife around, he wouldn't be afraid of zombies.

Compared to his wife, those ordinary zombies were simply a bunch of trash!

While Lin Feng was happily fantasizing, the sound of notifications flashed through his mind.

"The system mission has been completed. Your cultivation has increased to the foundation establishment realm and you have obtained the complete set of Mao Mountain's mantras.”

"Please check your personal interface, the Mao Mountain mantras, and your physical condition.”

Host: Lin Feng

[Identity: Ninth Uncle's first disciple, 34th generation successor of Maoshan Sect (Ordinary)]

[Cultivation: Foundation Establishment (Trash Cultivation)]

[Cultivation Technique: Maoshan Taoist Technique]

[Magic Tool: None]

[Talisman: Corpse Suppressing Talisman (Talisman drawn by the founder of Maoshan Sect, overbearing effect)]

[Spirit Pet: Thousand-year-old female zombie]

[Merit: None]

Blessing: None

[Karma: Zombie husband (Bad luck increased by 100, more likely to encounter ghosts than ordinary people)]

[Evaluation: Young man, do you think it's that easy to survive in the world of horror movies?] Just wait for your death!"

Lin Feng stared at the system's evaluation and was almost speechless.

Wasn't this system a little too funny? However, the identity, cultivation, cultivation technique, magic weapon, talisman, and spiritual pet in front were still easier to understand.

What the hell were the merits, blessings, and negative karma?

"System, can you explain? What were merits, blessings, and negative karma? Are you kidding me?"

"Catching ghosts will build merit, doing good deeds will increase blessings, and doing bad deeds will increase karma.”

"Merits affect the exchange of cultivation techniques, blessings affect the host's good luck, and karma affects the host's bad luck.”

"Young man, it's not easy to survive in the ghost film world. If you want to leave, please castrate yourself.”

Lin Feng rolled his eyes and cursed,""Get lost immediately, stupid system. I'm still a pure virgin. Don't even think about making me castrate myself.”

After listening to the system's explanation, he flipped through the Mao Mountain mantras.

He had only heard about the Dao of Mao Mountain from Ninth Uncle, but he had never seen it before.

With a thought, the Mao Mountain mantra was flipped open.

However, most of the content was locked. When he wanted to open it, he found a notification.

" There's not enough merit to unlock it."

It turned out that the entire set of Mao Mountain mantras needed to be unlocked by accumulating merit points.

He felt like he had fallen into the system's trap and was being tricked so badly that he was forced to catch ghosts to establish merit!

He had been in Ninth Uncle's ghost film world for so long, and he, who didn't know anything, was going to follow Ninth Uncle to catch ghosts.

What a pain!

The contents of the Maoshan Taoist techniques were very comprehensive and were divided into several categories: Dharmic spells, talismans, hand seals, footwork, and formations.

Hand seals, footwork, and formations all required 100,000 merit points to be unlocked automatically.

The first to be unlocked was the talisman, but only the lowest level of yellow talisman paper was unlocked.

As for the blue, purple, silver, and gold colors, they all needed merit points to be exchanged for unlocking.

Different colors produced different power.

Spells were divided into offensive spells and auxiliary spells. The only ones unlocked were the Sound Incantation and Soul Control Incantation, which were used to ferry souls.

As for the other spells, Lin Feng was dazzled by them. If he could learn all of them, wouldn't he be even more powerful than his master?

In the future, wouldn't he be able to take off in this world of horror movies?

First, he set a small goal to earn ten thousand yuan to improve his life.

Lin Feng thought happily, not feeling the slightest change in his body.

He looked at the information panel and the Maoshan Taoist technique, but he forgot to check his body's condition.

At this moment, Lin Feng's entire body was emitting green smoke. He was still immersed in the dao art of Mao Mountain, unable to extricate himself.

"Hehe, these spells look very powerful. I can't just sit around and wait for death. From tomorrow onwards, I'm going to catch ghosts!”

"I have my wife, the Snow Girl. Won't those ghosts tremble and submit to me obediently?”

"Hmm? Why was there a burnt smell? Who would eat barbecue at night? It smells so good!"

Ever since he transmigrated to Ninth Uncle's ghost film world, Lin Feng had never eaten delicious food again. He really missed it!

However, when he smelled it carefully, he realized that something was wrong.

"Motherf * cker! Where did the fire come from? It's burning me to death!"

Lin Feng hurriedly stood up, only to discover that there was white smoke rising from his butt, and a small flame had appeared.

Only then did he feel that his entire body was boiling hot, and his temperature suddenly rose.

He had just advanced to the foundation establishment realm and his body had not had time to adapt.

Lin Feng immediately jumped up and rolled around in the room. After finally extinguishing the small flame, he hurriedly meditated and circulated the aura in his dantian.

After half an hour, Lin Feng heaved a long sigh of relief. All the meridians in his body had been opened up.

He slowly opened his eyes and chuckled."I reached the foundation establishment realm without any effort. If Master finds out, won't he praise me to the heavens?”

Sitting up, Lin Feng closed his eyes and fell asleep.

When he opened his eyes again, he felt that all the aura in his body had merged into one place.

In just one night, he had completely adapted to the body of the foundation establishment realm.

He opened the door to his room and smiled, intending to tell Ninth Uncle the good news. However, he discovered that two young boys had suddenly appeared in Ninth Uncle's house…

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