Journey to the West: Laozi tricked the Three Realms

Lin Ran transmigrated into Sun Wukong and activated the Divine Selection System.

He had toyed with the heavens even before he was born.

" Ding! Congratulations to the host for activating the mission. Your choice is as follows."

"Option 1: You can obtain the Battle Sacred Body after being born in a hundred years.”

" Option 2: You can obtain the Primordial Body after being born in 300 years.”

" Option 3:500 years of birth, you can obtain the Chaotic Body.”

Taibai Jinxing: Your Majesty, why don’t you find an immortal’s method to seek longevity?

Lin Ran,[I don’t want to go. The limited time is just right!]

Venus died.

Grandmaster Bodhi,"I’ll give you a name. How about Sun Wukong?"

Lin Ran thought,"Rejection? It’s unpleasant."

Patriarch Subhuti spat out a mouthful of blood.

Patriarch Subhuti thought,"I have the 36 Transformations of a Heavenly Constellation and the 72 Transformations of an Earthly Fiend?" Which one do you want to learn?

Lin Ran thought,"I don’t want to learn any of them. It’s too ***!"

Patriarch Subhuti spat out a mouthful of blood. His eyes widened as he bellowed,"No, I have to choose…