"The boundless horizon is my love, Youyou…"
Tai Hao rubbed his head in confusion. He heard singing outside the window and looked around in confusion."F * ck! Where is this place?"
Tai Hao stood up and looked around. The bathroom, bedroom, and kitchen were integrated into one living room.
"Is there a kitchen in the toilet? Or did you press the toilet button in the kitchen?"
Tai Hao saw a wallet on the table and picked it up. There was an ID card inside. There was his photo on the ID card, but why was his name the name of a dog?
"Teddy!"
"Am I f * cking kidnapped?"”
"Ding, welcome to the Disgusting System. Beginner Public Intelligence is at your service.”
Tai Hao put on a defensive posture and looked around warily."Who's there? Come out, don't be sneaky. I'm a 9-dan black belt in Taekwondo.”
"Ding, after testing, the host's physique can only defeat children under the age of 16. He does not have the strength of Taekwondo Stage Nine. He is a typical fat otaku.”
"Could it be the system?" Tai Hao was puzzled.”
"Ding…the System is at your service.”
"Then you're an artificial retard?" I haven't transmigrated, and I haven't been reborn. How can I have a system?”
"Ding, artificial intelligence, you have transmigrated! The world you are in is unknown. Please dig it out yourself. The ID card in your hand is your current identity. The artificial intelligence service ends here. If you don't understand, please read the user manual in detail.”
"Artificial retard, you haven't told me my current identity yet?" Tai Hao was dumbfounded. Don't go!"
After waiting for a while, Tai Hao saw that the system still did not respond. He complained speechlessly,"How do I open the user manual?"
At this moment, the singing outside continued. Tai Hao poked his head out with a troubled expression and saw a group of square dancing aunties dancing.
"Why aren't you sleeping at night?!" Tai Hao shouted. I usually see you guys on the bus with sore backs and cramps, but now you're dancing happily! Would he look like he was about to die again when he got on the bus tomorrow?”
A leading auntie downstairs shouted,"Young man! Respect the old and love the young, do you understand?"
" We respect our elders," Tai Hao shouted." But you're taking advantage of your seniority. Can't you turn down the music?" Respect for the elderly refers to people worthy of respect. You guys are disturbing the people every day. Why don't I carry the subwoofer to your grave and dance when you're dead?”
"Ding…successfully provoked, energy 10.”
Tai Hao immediately beamed with joy. I'm the best at it! People in the martial arts world call him the keyboard warrior. He's a behind-the-scenes troll. I've never lost to anyone.”
Tai Hao looked downstairs and thought to himself, Aunties, for the sake of my future, I'll have to trouble you!”
" Stop jumping, Old Gabeng!" Tai Hao shouted downstairs." If you jump again, I'll throw a stool downstairs and splash hot water on it."”
The square dancing auntie ignored Tai Hao and continued dancing.
Just as Tai Hao was about to speak, the aunties downstairs screamed miserably.
"What's wrong?" Tai Hao was dumbfounded. I'm just saying. I didn't throw a stool and splash hot water. Is there a need to scream like this?”
The middle-aged woman downstairs shouted," Which inhumane person threw a stool and poured hot water down? Is there any humanity left?"”
Tai Hao quickly retreated back into the house." What kind of world is this? It's too scary. Square dancing aunties are too pitiful. Someone actually poured hot water down and threw stools."”
"How do I open this stupid system?!"”
At this moment, a virtual board appeared in front of Tai Hao. There was an energy slot below and a mall above it.
Tai Hao opened the store. All kinds of items appeared in front of him. Money, skills, and exchange points were all one energy bar.
Tai Hao jumped up and down excitedly."F * ck, I'm rich! He was about to reach the peak of his life!”
At this moment, a stiff Mandarin voice came from next door."Ah, damn Silver Ghost, why are you shaking? Can't you rest for a while? Be careful not to shock you to death."
When Tai Hao heard that, no one was scolding him! Don't blame me if you send yourself to my door!
? Tai Hao shouted to the next room," F * ck you, Mi Da! I'm willing to do it! F * ck you! If you're jealous, you can say it! I'll tell you how you feel!"”
"Ding…successfully provoked, energy 10.”
Korean came from next door.
Tai Hao: " Loser next door, don't leave everything to the Han people. Although the Han people are despicable and shameless, you're even more despicable and shameless. From your stunted voice, I can tell that you've never been in contact with women since you were young! Do you want me to call a flower to accompany you? Otherwise, no one will know that you're a foreigner who died alone here.”
The next room instantly stopped talking.
Tai Hao was speechless. Was he dead? Do you need me to call an ambulance for you?”
There was still no sound next door.
Tai Hao was a little disappointed." Being too invincible is also a sin. I'm too lonely!" Life is as lonely as snow."
"Life is as lonely as snow!" Tai Hao shouted out of the window.”
At this moment, a woman's angry roar came from afar."What time is it? Why aren't you sleeping at night?”
Tai Hao immediately shouted," I can tell that you're thirsty just by looking at you. It's only a few hours and you're already asleep. There must be no one accompanying you!" Do you want me to help you find a large dog to accompany you?”
'Ding…successfully provoked, energy 10 (3/10)'
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