The Life That You Aware of: The Goofy Couple
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Mr. He also fell silent. Peng Peng was in the mushroom house now. It was indeed awkward.

In the past, Big Light and Peng Peng played together, but without Big Light this season, Peng Peng was alone.

"This season's permanent guest, no matter what, one more person has to stay behind to keep Peng Peng company. Otherwise, Peng Peng will be too lonely and awkward.”Teacher He said.

Mr. Huang nodded his head vigorously. He had the same idea. Now, he hoped that the guests for the first season would be a few young girls or young men. That way, they could work and keep Peng Peng company.

The mushroom house's food reserves were still sufficient. Teacher He checked the food briefly and said,"Zhang Ershan, why didn't you call the mushroom house when you came?”

Zhang Ershan came out after changing into a T-shirt and said helplessly,"Isn't this a surprise for everyone? Hey, hey, hey, that's not right. I don't have the phone number of the mushroom house either.”

Zhang Ershan was dumbfounded. The others all focused their gazes on Zhang Ershan.

"You don't have the phone number of the mushroom house? How is that possible? How can a guest not have a phone number? Unless, unless you're not a guest.”Little Monkey Zi pointed at the crux of the problem and said.

"I, I didn't say that I was a guest.”Zhang Ershan had an innocent look on his face. He just took the time to come back and visit his sister, brother-in-law, and Qi Qi!

When did he say that he was a guest?

"You're not a guest. You should have said so earlier. I always thought you were a guest, so I didn't dare to chase you away.”

"Since you're not a guest, then it's easy. Zhang Ershan, we're working here. Don't cause trouble. Hurry up and bring your things back to where you came from.”

"Hurry up and leave. If we leave now, we might be able to catch the No. 2 bus.”Little Monkey Zi laughed and pushed Zhang Ershan.

Zhang Ershan was pushed forward by Little Monkey Zi. Zhang Ershan quickly pulled Yang Fan and could not help but say,"Brother-in-law, what do you see in my sister? She's so ugly, how can she get married?”

"Are you blind?" Yang Fan looked deeply into Zhang Ershan's eyes. En, this pair of eyes on Zhang Ershan's face was really blind for nothing!

" Ding…from Zhang Ershan's distress points 156…"

In the live broadcast room.

"Hahaha, I suddenly realized that Pi Pi Shan was completely helpless in front of Scourge Yang.”

"Scourge Yang, I'll support you this time. A wife should be pampered.”

"If you don't need your eyes, you can donate them to people who need them.”

"D * mn, what happened to the hilarious show? Why is he suddenly showing off his affection?”

"Please care for the 90s 'empty-nest elderly!”

"Upstairs, get lost. We're still single after the 80s. What does it have to do with you after the 90s?”

"The post-00 generation said that they no longer believe in love!”

" 80s 90s: Get lost!"

"Hahahahahaha."

Little Monkey Zi was very touched and gave Yang Fan a thumbs up. Her husband was great!

Zhang Ershan also took advantage of the moment when Little Monkey Zi was distracted to sneak to Peng Peng's side.

He finally understood. He might as well count on his brother-in-law to protect him. He might as well count on this Peng Peng, who he wasn't familiar with, to protect him!

"Peng Peng, do you see that? Find a wife in the future. Don't find someone like Yang Xiaozi. She's a tigress. I really don't know what my brother-in-law sees in her.”Zhang Ershan said through gritted teeth.

"It's better than not being able to find a single good point in your body.”Little Monkey Zi retorted, unwilling to be outdone.

Zhang Ershan glared at him and hurriedly put his hands on his hips. He said proudly,"Brother-in-law praised me on the phone earlier.”

"Praise you for what?"

"Praise me for looking energetic! Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, is there such a sentence, is there such a sentence?”Zhang Ershan looked at Yang Fan pitifully, hoping that Yang Fan would tell the truth.

Yang Fan nodded very respectfully and said,""There's this sentence!"

"See, see, brother-in-law personally verified his merits. How can this be fake!”Zhang Ershan started to show off every minute. After all, being praised by Yang Fan was really like celebrating the new year.

Little Monkey Zi rolled her eyes and said,""Is this considered a merit?"

Yang Fan coughed lightly and could not help but say,"Ershan Zhang, don't get me wrong. As long as the facial features are in the right place, and the eyes are above the nose, I will usually say that this person looks spirited.”

" Ding…from Zhang Ershan's distress points 265…"

"No, then why did you say that I'm steady!”

"Zhang Ershan, a man should know his own limits. I'm using rhetoric and irony. I think you should be able to tell!”

" Ding…from Zhang Ershan's distress points 312…"

"Then why did you say that I have a good character?"

"Zhang Ershan, your brother-in-law, I, am a person with no character. What do you think of a good character in my eyes?”

" Ding…from Zhang Ershan's distress points 423…"

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