Survival in the Wild: Starting from the Mushroom House
44 just because you’re so beautiful

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Soon, the figures of Cai Xu Kun and Fan Chengcheng appeared in the video. The two of them stood up weakly.

"I'll dance."

" Hello, everyone. I'm a vegetable virtual kun. I like to sing, dance, rap, and play basketball. Next, I'll bring you a song. Chicken, you're too beautiful."

Chicken, you're too beautiful, oh, Beibei, Beibei ~

Chicken, you're too beautiful. Oh, Beibei, Beibei ~

…………”

In the live broadcast room, Ju Jing lowered her head, Chen Yuqi looked sideways, and He Ling checked the computer. Even Wu Yifan, who had always been at odds with the three of them, said with a twitching mouth.

"Teacher He, why don't you announce the scores? There are still others waiting to perform.”

"Okay, okay. Cai Xukun and Fan Chengcheng, who represent 'Idol Trainee,' have a final score of 89. Ahem, the evaluation is very accurate. The two of them don't look like idols at all.”

The program changed, but the live broadcast room was in an uproar.

The audience's bullet screen flew up, and a pile of comments appeared.

"What right do you have to get 89 points?”

"That's right, it's not fair. Why is my Kunkun not even 90 points?”

"Hehe, why should I? I'll let Cai Xu Kun tell you himself.”

"Cai Xu Kun: " Some people say that I'm not mainstream, some say that I'm ugly, that I don't have a girlfriend, that I only have left and right hands, some say that I'm cheating, some say that I won't live long, but I still know how to play basketball, sing rap, and brag. I don't believe this. I've defeated the night, so I don't believe this. You're my father. Wearing long sleeves in summer is very presentable. The storyline has to be more eye-catching. Don't be too simple with your makeup. I've practiced spinning and jumping for many years, but I still know how to play basketball. He can even sing, dance, rap, and brag. Chicken you're too beautiful, chicken you're too beautiful."

"Upstairs Sixteen"

"You trash, what right do you have to slander my Kun Kun?”

"Kun Kun didn't do anything wrong. You guys always learn how to play basketball from Kun Kun. Have you ever learned how to donate money from Kun Kun? You haters call him a hypocrite, but what right do you have to say that? Was he a hypocrite? Then wouldn't he be donating money? When you learned how to play basketball from Kun Kun, did you learn every 90-degree bow from Kun Kun? You guys are just uncultured. You're all from China, yet you're scolding your own people. Kun Kun, you're bringing glory to China! Hiding behind the keyboard? Then you guys are just and aboveboard, alright! The chicken is indeed very beautiful, and you guys are indeed uncultured. Even if he were to play with firecrackers, I would still like it. To be honest, some of you haters are just trying to follow the trend, right? He's a good boy and he's very hardworking. You're trolls, so of course you'll do everything you can to scold him. If you're passersby who don't love but won't hurt him, please don't slander him anymore. Even if you do, we'll still love Kun Kun! Ikun took the path of anti-fans, leaving them with no way out.”

"My 40-meter-long broadsword is already out of its body.”

"Go, destroy this cancer kun."

"You guys are too much! Why did he want black vegetables? Do you know how hard he worked? Did you know? Anyway, I don't know…"

"That's right. The amount on the donation receipt is 100,000 yuan. It's not a small amount. Although it might not be much for a celebrity with a net worth of more than 100 million yuan, how much supplies can this 100,000 yuan provide to the people in the disaster area? Anyway, I don't know…"

"I just want to know what you are.”

"Replying to the previous poster, this has to start from a story. Legend has it that when Hua Tuo was scraping Guan Yu's bones to treat his injuries, Guan Yu refused to cooperate and kept playing chess. Hua Tuo was very angry and wanted to provoke Guan Yu. Hua Tuo used a kind of medicine to provoke Guan Yu. Guan Yu was so frightened that his eyebrows raised. Later generations called this story "Provoke You to Raise Your Eyebrows." (Provoke you to raise your eyebrows/Chicken, you're too beautiful)"

"Pfft (? ▽ ?)"

"Hahahahaha!"

"You bunch of anti-fans, get lost with me.”

"Hahaha, corn. Is it because you're too beautiful?”

"Why am I the only one who saw Fan Chengcheng's dance?”

"How can you say that it hurts my eyes? That was obviously a change from another allusion. It had a lot of meaning, okay?”

"Connotation? Hehe, you haven't asked?"

"This story is called 'Dancing on the Cocks'?”

"Um…are they related?"

"Listen to me slowly. Zu Ti was from the Eastern Jin Dynasty. When he was young, he was ambitious and hoped to recover the Central Plains. Later, when he became the chief clerk of the Si Prefecture, he would get up to practice his sword when he heard the rooster crow in the middle of the night. A few years later, he recruited warriors, forged weapons, and successfully drove the Hu people out of the Central Plains. The chicken asked him," Why did you get up to practice your sword when I called you? Zu Ti: Because you are too beautiful."

“⑥⑥⑥⑥⑥⑥⑥⑥”

"Lawyer's warning!"

"A warning letter from the Leviathan Cake's lawyer is already on the way!”

"You're too beautiful!"

“………………”

The joy in the live broadcast room couldn't be stopped at all. Even He Ling couldn't hold it in and took the initiative to put the computer aside. She was really afraid that she would laugh out loud.

After all, Wang Zulan and Bai Baihe were playing the game very well. It would be embarrassing for him to laugh like that. However, Ju Jingyi, who was standing at the side, couldn't hide her laughter after she quietly took the laptop over.

"Puff!"

He laughed out loud.

Chen Yuqi looked at it in confusion, then looked again, then looked again.

"Pfft (? ▽ ?)"

He followed in his footsteps.

"Cough cough, hmm, Wang Zulan and Bai Baihe's performance is really funny. Yes, it's too funny. Look at how it made our two goddesses laugh.”

"The score given by the planning team is 90 points. Let us congratulate the contestant of 'Ace VS Ace.' Next, please watch the next contestant.”

The scene changed again. This time, it was Wu Xiaoyao.

Only then did the four of them come back to their senses. The ten programs had already ended.

Just as they were about to speak, they heard Wu Xiaoyao say,"I seem to have forgotten about the program…Then why don't I sing a song for everyone? If it's not good, I lose.”

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