"Married?"
"Mom, can you stop joking?”
Tang Mo listened to the voice coming from the receiver and felt very unbelievable.
Although the proficiency system that had suddenly appeared in his mind some time ago was even more unbelievable, suddenly letting him get married was an obvious test for his blood pressure!
"Aiya, son!"
"Your mother had no choice!”
"If you want to blame someone, blame that damned dad of yours. Twenty years ago, he insisted on getting your Uncle Ye to be his sworn brother after drinking, and he even played the pre-arranged marriage game. Now that the agreed time is up, we only have you as our only son…You can't bear to see Mom give birth to a younger brother for you at this age, right?”
In a certain villa area in Zhong Hai, a beautiful woman was lazily leaning on the sofa. She was wearing a facial mask and talking loudly into the hands-free phone on the dressing table.
" I..." Tang Mo was a little powerless to refute. "You're still so young. It shouldn't be a problem for you to have another one, right?”
"Ah pui!" As soon as Tang Mo finished speaking, Zhao Xiaowan stood up and cursed into the phone,"Brat, stop talking nonsense here. Let me tell you, your Uncle Ye's daughter is a national beauty. It's your blessing to marry you. Stop sitting here with me and not knowing what's good for you!”
A dog sitting on a dustpan?
Marry?
Even after so many years, Tang Mo was already used to Zhao Xiaowan's strange words, but he almost couldn't help but laugh.
However, in the face of life's major events, Tang Mo felt that he couldn't easily compromise.
"I'm only twenty-two years old and have just graduated from university. Mom, you have to let me enjoy life for a few days, right?”
"Enjoy my ass!" Zhao Xiaowan said simply and roughly. "I don't care what your reason is. Anyway, the girl is waiting at the place we agreed on. If you don't go today, then your father and I will run away from home. I guarantee that you will never see us again for the rest of your life!”
"Beep toot beep, beep…"
You ran away from home?
Tang Mo listened to the busy tone on the phone and was speechless.
"Shouldn't I be the one running away from home?”
It seemed that it was impossible not to go today!
Tang Mo matte his chin and looked around his small rental house that was no more than 20 square meters.
"I got it!"
When his gaze landed on the wardrobe, a brilliant idea suddenly flashed across his mind!
……………………
At the same time, the door of a cafe in Jinling was pushed open.
The person who walked in was a woman with a strange hunched body, a face full of moles, and a mouth full of buck teeth.
Ye Tuan Tuan was filled with confidence as he felt everyone's disdainful gazes along the way.
"You want to marry me?"
"I'm disgusted to death!"
Ye Tuan Tuan, who was livestreaming and playing games at home, suddenly received a call from his father, saying that he wanted her to meet her marriage partner. After the exact same thing happened at the end of Tang Dynasty, Ye Tuan Tuan came up with this idea.
Now, she had changed from a girl who could make men dream of her at a glance to a flower that would make anyone want to vomit!
However, at this moment, the door of the cafe was pushed open again!
A figure wearing an obviously ill-fitting high school uniform limped in. He had a crooked mouth, slanted eyes, and a big mole at the corner of his mouth!
"No way!"
Ye Tuan Tuan's heart skipped a beat when he saw this.
Seeing Tang Mo limping toward him along the table number, Ye Tuan Tuan covered his eyes in disbelief.
This was too much of a f * cking coincidence!
"Kacha…Kacha…"
In the quiet cafe, Tang Mo's footsteps could be heard clearly. Looking at the table number in front of him and at Ye Tuan Tuan, Tang Mo was also dumbfounded.
"This person is a little ugly!"
Compared to Tang Mo's acting skills, Ye Tuan Tuan's makeup skills were more exquisite. So, at first glance, Tang Mo almost couldn't tell that the mole on Ye Tuan Tuan's face was painted.
But very quickly, Tang Mo, who was getting closer, noticed something about Ye Tuan Tuan!
"Cough, cough. Spicy. You monkey, I'm Tom Four. Why don't you beat up Four Leaves?”(Ahem, um, hello, I'm Tang Mo. You must be Ye Tuan Tuan?）
He suddenly had an idea and said to Ye Tuantuan with a crooked mouth.
After saying this, Tang Mo almost couldn't control his saliva.
However, Ye Tuantuan's adaptability wasn't for show!
She raised her head with lifeless eyes, pointed at her mouth, and made a series of sign language to Tang Mo!
"Hmph, let's see how you break it!"
Ye Tuan Tuan felt that he was too smart.
"Expert!"
Tang Mo never expected Ye Tuan Tuan to be so wild!
However, he already had a solution in his heart!
Ye Tuan Tuan didn't want to marry him either. That was certain. Otherwise, she wouldn't have dressed herself up like this. And he could take advantage of this!
"So, so you, you're four, four mute!”
"I, I beat, beat up Li-Lik Mute!”Suddenly, Mr. Tang's body was possessed by the movie king. He had been smiling foolishly the entire time. Suddenly, his hands trembled as he reached into his pants pocket.
"I-I'll beat her up right now. I'll beat her up and call her!”
Ye Tuan Tuan saw that Tang Mo had really taken out his phone, but he wasn't in a hurry. He deliberately sat there calmly, allowing Tang Mo's fingers to tap on the screen with trembling hands.
I don't believe you'll really hit me!
"Hey, what's wrong, son?"
However, two seconds later, Zhao Xiaowan's voice came from Tang Mo's hands-free phone!
" Are you crazy?!"
This time, Ye Tuan Tuan couldn't keep up the act anymore!
"Eh? Aren't you a mute?" Hearing Ye Tuantuan's childish voice, Tang Mo knew that he had won this invisible contest!
"I'm your big head!"
As Ye Tuan Tuan spoke, he snatched Tang Mo's phone and hung up.
But in her hurry, her fake buck teeth accidentally fell out of her mouth…
"Eh? Your tooth fell out!"
Tang Mo pointed blankly at the bucktooth props on the table.
"Stop pretending!"
"You win!"
Ye Tuantuan took a deep breath and forced himself to remain calm.
"Heh, why didn't you do this earlier?”
"My face is sore!"
Tang Mo's face immediately returned to normal. He even rubbed his hands to relax his muscles.
Looking at Tang Mo, Ye Tuan Tuan fell silent for a moment before he said in a low voice,""What exactly do you want?"
"I don't want anything!" Tang Mo pointed at the phone in Ye Tuan Tuan's hand. "It's you who doesn't like me, so I can report to my family!”
"F * ck!" Ye Tuan Tuan panicked when he heard that.
"You're clearly the one who doesn't like me, okay?”
Tang Mo dug his ears." I like you!" But you stole my phone!"
As he spoke, he suddenly leaned forward and leaned against the table towards Ye Tuan Tuan." If you think I'm not bad, then we can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau now!”
"You!"
Ye Tuantuan almost threw his head back and vomited blood.
"Hoodlum!"
"Rascal!"
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