Chapter 29 Penetrating Intestines! 4/5,,,, votes
"Don't worry about it." Lu Qinghou said to Gu Furong,
"Humph!"
"Do you really think this old man is a three-year-old child? How could these three couplets be written by Magistrate Lu's prodigal grandson?”
Mr. Zhu said stubbornly,
"Oh!" "Believe it or not," said Lu Qinghou.”
Lu Qinghou was too lazy to waste his breath on such a stubborn old man.
"If that profligate grandson of the Prefect really has such talent, he would dare to come and face this old man.”Mr. Zhu provoked again.
"Haha."
"There's no need for my young master to make a move.”
Lu Qinghou said disdainfully,
As the teacher of the White Horse Academy, apart from being bullied by Lu Qinghou's grandfather, Magistrate Lu, when he was young, no one had ever dared to speak to him like this after so many years.
"Good!"
"Very ruthless!"
Mr. Zhu's eyes were as big as lanterns. The anger in his eyes seemed to be about to spew out as he stared at Lu Qinghou.
However, Lu Qinghou was not afraid at all. He chuckled and said,""Mr. Zhu, please enlighten me."
"Humph!" Mr. Zhu snorted coldly and said the first half of the couplet,"A village and two li, a total of three teachers who don't know the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Meanings, actually dare to teach seven, eight, and nine children is very bold.”
"Sister-in-law, what does this mean?”Mo Xiaobei, who was standing nearby, asked her sister-in-law, Tong Xiangyu, in confusion.
"Hey! Silly girl, this is a curse couplet." Tong Xiangyu broke out in a cold sweat.
Lu Qinghou chuckled and replied,"Ten families and nine poor people, eight taels and seven coins, six cents and five cents, and you're still half-hearted and indecent."”
"Puchi!" Ren Yingying, who heard the commotion on the second floor and came out of the guest room, could not help but laugh when she saw Lu Qinghou's second half of the couplet.
"This!" Mr. Zhu was shocked. After repeatedly pondering over Lu Qinghou's second half, he realized that there was indeed no flaw and it was very neat.
"In the picture, dragons don't roar and tigers don't roar. The little servant is laughable.”Mr. Zhu once again came up with the first half.
Little errand boy, how laughable…
He was obviously mocking Lu Qinghou.
"In the chessboard, the carriage has no wheels and the horse has no reins.”Lu Qinghou replied.
"Humph!"
"You!"
Mr. Zhu was so angry that he was panting. He once again used his trump card and said," Orioles, swallows, swallows, verdant, red, everywhere is harmonious and harmonious.”
"Rain, wind, wind, flowers, leaves, year after year, day after day," Lu Qinghou said with a smile.”
...
What was that?
This was not difficult for him?
Damn it!
Mr. Zhu's white beard had already begun to tremble. He said,"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.”
This was a missing couplet!
The meaning of the first half was: Wang Ba! Bastard!
"Filial piety, fraternal love, loyalty, faith, propriety, righteousness, honesty.”Lu Qinghou said indifferently,
"Eh?"
"What is the meaning of this?"
Li Dazui, who was watching the show while eating melon seeds, asked curiously,
"Filial piety, loyalty, propriety, righteousness, and shame." Guo Furong explained,"The scholar missed the word shame, which means that this Mr. Zhu is shameless."”
"Ugh!"
"Oh my god!"
Tong Xiangyu rubbed her head.
His shop assistant and his sister-in-law's teacher were fighting. The problem was that this teacher seemed to be angry and vomiting blood.
.......
Mr. Zhu, who had been suppressed to the point of collapse by Lu Qinghou, did not care about his image at all.
"Plant trees on your grave."”
"Your family's bathtub is mixed with fish," retorted Lu Qinghou.”
Mr. Zhu said,"The fish fat and fruit are ripe in my stomach."”
Lu Qinghou retorted again,"Your mother will personally cook."”
...
The last two lines of the couplet were very vulgar and crude. Ren Yingying, who was peeking from the second floor, could not help but curse in her heart."What a cultured scum."
And at this moment, Mr. Zhu," Pfft!" He spat out a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground.
Tong Xiangyu, Bai Zhantang, and the others hurriedly went forward to help him.
"Good!"
"Manager Tong, your child is being mischievous at school and doesn't follow the rules. As a parent, you don't know how to repent. You actually invited a little rascal. You really infuriate me.”
"From today onwards, Mo Xiaobei is no longer a student of the White Horse Academy.”
Mr. Zhu pushed them away and glared at Lu Qinghou.
"I..."
"Mr. Zhu…You…"
"Scholar…You…"
Tong Xiangyu had a flustered expression and did not know what to say for a moment.
Although Lu Qinghou had angered Mr. Zhu to the point of vomiting blood and falling to the ground, the cause of the matter was that Mr. Zhu had provoked Lu Qinghou first.
Lu Qing Hou could not be blamed for this.
but...
Mo Xiaobei was a student of the White Horse Academy. As such, she would not be able to go in the future.
"Manager Tong, since you invited this little rascal to anger me, then let this little rascal teach Mo Xiaobei from now on.”With that, Mr. Zhu got up and was about to leave.
At this moment, a dignified voice sounded from outside the door.
"Who dares to say that Hero Lu is a scoundrel?"
Constable Xing and Yan Xiaoliu stood beside the person who spoke.
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