Mortuary, evening.
Ninth Uncle frowned at the plum blossom incense in his hand and said in a deep voice,""People are most afraid of three long and two short, and incense is most afraid of two short and one long. If there was such incense in the house, someone would definitely die!”
"Is it Master Ren's house?" Wen Cai asked weakly.”
Ninth Uncle felt his liver ache.”
Wen Cai laughed awkwardly. Qiu Sheng rolled his eyes and said,""Anyway, that Ren fellow is in trouble! Master, quickly think of a way."
"Of course I've thought of a way," said Ninth Uncle."Otherwise, I wouldn't have brought the coffin back.”
"Is there something wrong with the coffin?" A literary talent's brain was always so fresh and refined.
"It's not the coffin that has a problem, it's the thing inside the coffin that has a problem!" Qin Feng said. This dragonfly skimming the surface of the water, it can't get rid of the Yin Qi even if it doesn't touch the water. It's too easy to breed Evil Ghosts and Zombies after twenty years of accumulation. If you don't believe me, open it and take a look.”
After Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai pushed open the coffin, they could not help but exclaim,""Wow! You've put on weight!"
Ninth Uncle took a look and immediately said,"Cover it up quickly, don't let the moonlight shine on it! If you absorb enough moonlight, you will turn into a corpse!"
The two of them obediently closed the coffin lid. Ninth Uncle paced with his hands behind his back."People are divided into good people and bad people, and corpses are divided into zombies and corpses. Old Master Ren's corpse is a corpse that is about to become a zombie! When a person was angry before they died, they would hold their breath, and when they died, they would gather in their throat.”
"That's why I said that people should live up to their expectations. The most important thing when people die is to stop breathing so that they won't harm others and themselves!”Qiu Sheng laughed.
Ninth Uncle was speechless. Tell me when you're done playing. Remember not to miss any blind spots!”
Qin Feng thoughtfully glanced at it and instructed,"Qiusheng, Wencai, remember to put ink thread under the coffin just in case, understand?”
"Yes, Uncle-Master!" The two of them nodded in agreement.
Qin Feng didn't think too much about it. In fact, he had also advocated burning it directly to prevent future trouble. He could even act in private. However, this would undoubtedly make Ninth Uncle take the blame. It would also be a great loss to Ninth Uncle's reputation and credibility. Old Master Ren, who was saved, might even bite back.
Old Master Ren seemed to respect Ninth Uncle on the surface, but he was actually a big landlord and a country squire. He was a guy who would turn hostile at the drop of a hat. He might be respectful one second and show his ferocity the next.
Just Captain Ah Wei's performance in the movie was enough to tell the whole story.
For this reason, all Qin Feng could do was to remind him to take precautions. If he still could not prevent it, then he could not blame himself. Anyway, Old Master Ren was not someone to him. If he died, so be it.
Qin Feng was still clear about this matter. He was not a good person.
"Dong dong dong…"
At this moment, there was a knock on the door and two 12 or 13-year-old maidservants came in. When they saw Qin Feng, they bowed politely,"My lady wants to invite Daoist Priest Four-Eyed to dinner.”
When Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai heard this, they immediately turned into lemon spirits and looked pitiful." Uncle-Master, bring us there. I also want to have dinner with Miss Ren…"
Ninth Uncle glared again. You don't have to do anything?"
The two of them retracted their heads resentfully.
Qin Feng thought for a moment and said,"I've already eaten dinner. Besides, it's getting late. Go back and tell them that I'll definitely visit tomorrow."”
The two maids looked at each other and said pitifully,"Eldest Miss said that she must invite you as a guest. If you don't go, we won't dare to go back.”
Qin Feng looked at the troubled looks of the two little girls and could not bear to continue rejecting them. Anyway, he was idle.
"Alright, you guys lead the way.”
Here, I have to praise the Ren family's wealth and grandeur. They actually specially prepared a carriage and were equipped with a special coachman. At this moment, Qiu Sheng lit a bundle of incense and was about to ride his bicycle home. Qin Feng's heart stirred and he called out to him,"Qiusheng, let me give you a ride. It's on the way.”
Qiu Sheng was also envious of the carriage and agreed readily.""Thank you, Uncle-Master!"
Not long after, the carriage was traveling on a dark mountain path. Right behind the carriage, a cold wind blew past, causing the fallen leaves to rustle. The thick fog in the mountains could not be swept away. Gradually, figures gradually became clear from the thick fog. They were four people with thick rouge painted on them, carrying a big red sedan chair. They lightly walked and steadily chased after Qin Feng's carriage. With every step they took, they could cross more than ten meters with the help of the cold wind.
Upon closer inspection, the smiles on the faces of these paper people were particularly strange and stiff.
It was the rumored ghost wedding!
Qiu Sheng, who was in the carriage, was still bragging excitedly. He didn't notice anything wrong at all. However, Qin Feng had already noticed it long ago.
Shua!
The red curtain of the bridal sedan chair in the gloomy ghost fog suddenly opened, and a female ghost wearing a red wedding dress and a phoenix crown flew out. She waved at the paper man from afar, and the paper man disappeared into the fog with a strange smile on his face. The female ghost turned to look at the carriage, and a sick smile appeared on her lips as she flew straight over.
However, just as he was about to enter the carriage…
Qin Feng didn't even turn his head and directly stuck the Great Five Emperor Coin on the shaft of the carriage.
Whoosh!
Ghost Bride's expression changed in horror. A golden light suddenly appeared in front of her, as if a ball of sun had exploded. She let out a long scream and was struck by lightning on the spot. Her body and face were burned with holes. She flew backward and crashed into a willow tree.
Puchi!
The Ghost Bride Dong Xiaoyu, who was hit by the willow branch, shrank three inches!
As the saying goes, when a willow branch hits a ghost, the more it hits, the smaller it becomes. Each hit will shorten it by three inches!
Qin Feng lifted the curtain and took a look. He clicked his tongue and shook his head. This female ghost's luck was too bad.
"What are you looking at?" Qiu Sheng asked curiously. It was dark outside and there wasn't much scenery.”
Qin Feng didn't reply. Instead, he casually said,"We're almost at your aunt's house. I'll send you off here.”
"Alright! Thank you, Uncle-Master!" Qiu Sheng thanked him with a bright smile and jogged home.
Qin Feng did not kill her just now because he knew that this female ghost, Dong Xiaoyu, had never killed anyone. She did not carry any bloodlust. However, he would not let the female ghost get close to Qiu Sheng because humans and ghosts had different paths. With Qiu Sheng's weak foundation, it would not take long for his Yang Qi to be sucked dry and he would become a ghost groom.
Ghosts were not bound by morals or laws, no matter how innocent she appeared!
No matter how obedient a tiger was, it would not be a vegetarian!
This was a warning and also Qin Feng's bottom line. If the female ghost Dong Xiaoyu was stubborn and still wanted to confuse Qiu Sheng, then Qin Feng couldn't be blamed for not giving her a chance!
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