"Ah! Cousin, what are you doing?"
Ren Tingting looked at Ah Wei in astonishment.
" I…I don't know…Ahahaha…It's so itchy…"
Ah Wei gasped and howled in pain. However, after a while, the muscles on his face twitched involuntarily and he laughed non-stop. However, the sadness of his balls made the corners of his eyes tear up again, as if he was suffering from epilepsy.
"Humph, humph, I'll touch your smile acupoint! Let's see how you can still be arrogant!"
Qiu Sheng snorted and poked the straw doll with a silver needle. Wen Cai snatched it over and said,"Now it's my turn to play! Let's give him a strip show!"
After saying that, he was just about to put on a luxurious fashion show with the straw doll when he was stopped by Qin Feng. What a joke. Such a vulgar performance that offended a beautiful woman was not something a gentleman would do.
"Don't let such an ugly and eye-catching creature dirty other people's eyes. Let me teach you a novel thing.”
After saying that, Qin Feng took out a Sky Monkey.
Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng were instantly filled with respect. They gave him a thumbs up in admiration and reverence."Uncle-Master, you are Cruel Malevolence!”
Uncle-Master, you're so bad! I like it so much…
Hahahaha…
The two of them were overjoyed. They tied the scarecrow to the Sky Monkey, then blew a candle and lit the fuse.
Whoosh--
Outside, the monkeys soared into the sky. Inside the house, Ah Wei howled and flew up from the ground, slamming into the ceiling. This was not the end. The unlucky ones were the scarecrows that were blown away by the wind. He himself was like Tom among the cats and mice, crashing into countless vases, expensive furniture, and so on in the Ren residence.
In the end, he fell hard onto the escalator, screaming and wailing. His face was swollen and bruised.
Old Master Ren and Ninth Uncle went downstairs to inquire. Ren Tingting's face turned pale as she shouted,""Father, I don't know what's wrong with cousin, he made a mess at home…"
Ninth Uncle's pupils constricted. Coincidentally, he saw his two disciples who were smiling rather slyly from this height. He understood something on the spot and immediately took out a piece of garlic from his vest. He said calmly,"Captain Ah Wei might be having a seizure. Eating garlic will help.”
After saying that, he stuffed it into Ah Wei's mouth without any explanation.
Whoosh!
Outside, the straw doll that Wen Cai had just picked up emitted white smoke and spontaneously combusted. It was so hot that he waved his hands repeatedly.
The grass puppet technique was broken.
"Ah Wei, how are you?" Old Master Ren asked with a look of disdain.”
Ah Wei hugged the escalator pitifully." I feel…much better…Uncle, I want to drink tea…"
"Tsk tsk…"
Old Master Ren was even more disgusted. Mother, you want to covet my daughter with your pathetic appearance? Dream on!
Ninth Uncle also took the opportunity to say goodbye.”
"Take care, Ninth Uncle."
When they went out to the garden, Ninth Uncle reprimanded with a dark face,"Still playing? Watch how I deal with you!"
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai immediately tucked their tails between their legs and admitted defeat.
After returning to the mortuary, the two of them grabbed their ears and apologized like obedient babies."Master, we know we were wrong."
"Do you know how dangerous it is to casually use this kind of grass figurine technique?" Ninth Uncle was still angry. Your foundation is shallow. If you are discovered by an expert, they can even curse you to die without a complete corpse!”
Speaking up to this point, Ninth Uncle also glared at Qin Feng in disappointment."And you, Junior Brother! How can you mess around with them!”
Qin Feng said innocently," Actually, I didn't intend to argue with that Ah Wei. After all, he's a junior. It's just that he spoke too rudely. Not only did he say that Qiu Shengwen was a shifty-eyed person, but he also lectured that the senior brothers of these two disciples were also good-for-nothings. How could I tolerate this?”
When Ninth Uncle heard that, his anger instantly died down. He looked at Qiu Sheng with a wooden face."Really?"
The two of them were so smart that they immediately followed suit."Yes, yes! Master, you don't know how unpleasant this guy's words are. It's fine if he humiliates us, it's not like we can't tolerate it, but if he insults you, master, that's unacceptable!”
Ninth Uncle's expression gradually softened, but he still had to maintain his attitude. He went straight back to the house and coughed dryly."Alright, I got it. Remember, don't do it again!”
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai looked at each other and immediately revealed a happy expression.
He really didn't expect it to be so easy to fool him.
As expected, it was still Uncle-Master who made a move. One was better than two!
Qin Feng smiled but didn't say anything. How smart was Ninth Uncle? How could he be so easily fooled?
Most likely, it was because he was cold on the outside but warm on the inside, and he cared for his disciple, so he used this reason to step down. Otherwise, a severe lesson would be inevitable.
That evening, two maidservants came to invite Qin Feng to the Ren residence for a meal, but Qin Feng rejected them. It was fine to chat privately with Ren Tingting last night, but if he had to have a meal with Old Master Ren today, Qin Feng would feel uncomfortable all over. Moreover, Ninth Uncle stopped him and wanted to explain the comprehension of the Earthly Master Realm.
Qin Feng was still very clear about which was more important.
After dinner, Ninth Uncle called Qin Feng to the practice room in the side hall and respectfully paid his respects to the founder. Qin Feng looked around carefully and found that this side hall was actually Ninth Uncle's office. The smell of ink floated in the air and the printed version of the underworld banknotes hung on the wooden shelves could be seen.
Only then did Qin Feng remember that Ninth Uncle had another identity, and that was the Netherworld Bank's seal giver. The large amount of silver notes printed from his hands was really big money!
Ninth Uncle smiled bitterly." The person who gave me the seal sounds very impressive, but in fact, he's just a part-time worker. Every note has to be stamped and signed. Next month is the Ghost Festival. I'm afraid I'll be half dead from exhaustion!”
Qin Feng consoled,"The capable do more work. This is also a good thing to accumulate Yin De."”
"Alright, let's pay our respects to the founder first."”
Qin Feng nodded. After paying his respects to his ancestors with the Daoist etiquette, he sat opposite Ninth Uncle on the futon. Ninth Uncle shared all his insights and experiences in the Earth Master Realm, including the use of magic tools, the details of making talismans, the habits and weaknesses of ghosts and zombies, and so on.
Qin Feng felt a headache when he first heard this. Initially, he thought that he would have to brace himself and keep it a secret. However, he unexpectedly understood everything in his heart. He even felt like he had a sudden epiphany.
Previously, when he was analyzing the << Mao Mountain Spiritual Light Secret Technique >>, he had gained a total of 300 Dao Comprehension Points. It was enough for him to understand and learn all the essences of the Earth Master Realm with ease!
That night, Qin Feng was intoxicated by his words.
Ninth Uncle was also more and more surprised. His junior brother, who had a headache finding excuses with just a little effort, seemed to have changed into a different person after enlightening the Apertures. His comprehension of Tao techniques had increased by more than one level, and he could even infer other things from one instance. This made Ninth Uncle, who was like an elder brother, very gratified.
Unknowingly, the night passed just like that. Until the next day, Qin Feng still looked like he had not had enough. Ninth Uncle sat quietly for a while and his fatigue had also disappeared by half.
Just as she pushed the door open and was about to go out to wash up and have breakfast, she suddenly saw Wen Cai knocking on the door in a panic.
"Master, bad news!"
"What's the matter? Why are you so flustered?" Ninth Uncle asked.
"In the morgue…Old Master Ren's body is missing! The coffin has also shattered into pieces!"
"What?" Ninth Uncle's expression changed slightly.
Coincidentally, at this moment, the sound of gongs could be heard from outside."There's a murder in the Ren residence! Old Master Ren is dead!"
Qin Feng's heart trembled. He exchanged a glance with Ninth Uncle and immediately rushed to the Ren residence without any explanation.
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