I Possessed Taoist Priest Four-Eyed
37 Ninth Uncle’s Birthday, Purple Talisman Gift

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After finally repelling the Horse Gang, the spirits of the villagers were greatly lifted. Their Silent Village was finally spared from the misfortune of being robbed. Moreover, there were two experts, Ninth Uncle and Qin Feng, guarding the village. Compared to the other villages that had been robbed, the casualties were not too great.

"Send the injured villagers to my place," Ninth Uncle instructed.”

After all, Ren Tingting had sent a large number of medicinal herbs and logistics materials before they set off. They could be used to treat the villagers for free. Ninth Uncle knew that he did not have such a big face. How many people could not see the little girl's intentions?

Ah Wei looked at the Horse Gang's corpse and shouted,""Eh, the color of the blood is different!”

Uncle Nine said," Of course, blood and blood stasis are different. These people are extraordinary. I think they are warlocks!"”

"Warlocks? What is a warlock?" Ah Wei turned into a curious baby.

Qin Feng glanced at him and said,"Warlocks are naturally ignorant and incompetent people. Unfortunately, you are also one of them."”

"Ah?" Ah Wei was dumbfounded, but Ninth Uncle nodded in agreement and explained," In the eyes of the orthodox sect of Mao Mountain, warlocks are indeed ignorant and incompetent. You are a little better than them. Unlike them, who live in the open, drink raw meat and blood, eat the five poisons, and drink dew, what they do is not normal either. They commit all kinds of crimes such as rape and plunder!”

"If I'm not wrong, there must be poison in this blood!”

"What if you're wrong?" Ah Wei said.”

"I only guessed correctly!" Ninth Uncle said with a straight face.”

"Tsk, guess what I'm thinking now?”Ah Wei said proudly.

Qin Feng suddenly patted his shoulder. A meaningful smile hung on the corner of his mouth as he said,"Even I can guess that. You must be itching for a beating, right?”

" Wrong... how can I be naughty for no reason..." Ah Wei was halfway through his sentence when he saw Qin Feng's meaningful smile. He felt his anus tighten for no reason, and goosebumps appeared on his skin. He laughed stiffly." Right, right, right... Uncle-Master is right. My skin is itchy, very itchy..."

Qin Feng nodded his head in satisfaction and left with his hands behind his back.

Ah Wei looked at the corpses on the ground and asked weakly,""Master, what should we do with these corpses?”

"If you like it, you can take it back and collect it!”

Ninth Uncle snorted proudly and left with his hands behind his back.

Ah Wei wanted to cry, but no tears came out. Why are you fellow disciples the same? You all like to talk back at your disciples. This is too much…

This battle was a complete victory. They had almost wiped out all of the bandits who had caused harm to the area and had even captured two leaders. If a normal person had suffered a fatal injury, they would have died long ago. However, these two bandit leaders had practiced unorthodox spells and even their bodies were extraordinary. They had actually survived.

Ninth Uncle locked them up, and the villagers watched them closely.

The squires and landowners of Silent Village expressed their gratitude to Ninth Uncle and also expressed their request for Ninth Uncle to stay and celebrate his birthday together. Even the villagers who fought side by side raised their hands in agreement.

During the preparation for the birthday celebration, Ah Wei and a few villagers spontaneously made a scene of using a bamboo tube to catch Ninth Uncle's virgin boy's urine. It was really ridiculous.

Soon, it was evening. The inn was decorated with lanterns and streamers. People came and went. The squires and landowners gathered together to celebrate Ninth Uncle's birthday. The villagers were drinking and eating downstairs. It was very lively.

"Ninth Uncle, happy birthday!”

The fat man who looked like Golden Fort Hong was dressed in a suit and leather shoes. He held a cake to congratulate him. However, this cake was matched with a thick and big Chinese candle, which made it look a little out of place. This person's nickname was Comprador Hong. He was not from the village, but because he made many friends, he took this opportunity to get to know Ninth Uncle.

Ninth Uncle naturally did not reject anyone. While thanking him, he secretly asked Qin Feng,"What did he just say?"

Qin Feng said," Yangwen means happy birthday to you. This is a cake. It's a Western mooncake. It's used for birthdays. Senior Brother, it's a good sign that you're blowing out the candles now. Also…"

Ninth Uncle nodded and said calmly to Comprador Hong,""Three grams of oil!"

Then, he blew out the candle in one breath.

The entire process was smooth, comprador Hong's eyes lit up, he gave a thumbs up and said in admiration: "Ninth Uncle is indeed knowledgeable and talented. You even know the rules of the West. It's really an eye-opener for me. It's my fortune to be able to meet a senior expert like you!”

Ninth Uncle was relieved and said happily,"No, no, I only know a little!”

He secretly gave his junior brother a thumbs up. If not for his junior brother being here, he would have lost face again!

During the meal, Ah Wei even sang a tone-deaf song." In this world, only a master is good. A disciple with a master is like a treasure. He will throw himself into the arms of a master and be a happy little baby…"

The guests looked at each other, and Ninth Uncle's face revealed an awkward and impolite smile.

"Ah Wei, what gift do you plan to give Master?”Someone asked with a smile.

Ah Wei took out a flower bag with good embroidery."Master, this is just a small token of my respect. I'll tear it down when we get back…"

Ninth Uncle felt a warmth in his heart. He thought that Ah Wei was also a good child who respected his master.

In the end, when he opened it, there was only one copper coin inside!

Ninth Uncle's face darkened. At this moment, the squires jeered,"It's so exquisite. It must be a piece of jade!”

"It doesn't matter what it is. As long as the intention is there, it's fine.”

What a scammer! The face that I just gained was defeated by you. You're a bad disciple!

When Ninth Uncle's eyes swept over the gift box at Ah Wei's feet, hope was ignited in his heart again. He immediately gave Ah Wei a look. Ah Wei quickly understood and said,"That was just a small matter. I still have a gift for you…"

However, Qin Feng interrupted him before he could and also handed over a flower bag."Senior Brother, I have a gift for you too.”

What a joke. He couldn't let Ah Wei send this gift box over. There was a Spring Fist inside. It was a prank prop specially used to trick Ah Wei. This kind of occasion was simply tearing Ninth Uncle's old face. Qin Feng naturally couldn't let him continue to make a scene.

"Thank you, Junior Brother!" Ninth Uncle smiled.”

At least Qin Feng was not as stingy as Ah Wei. When Ninth Uncle opened it and saw what was inside, his breathing could not help but quicken. He hurriedly said,"Junior Brother, this gift is too expensive. I can't accept it!”

The guests were dumbfounded. What kind of gift could make Ninth Uncle lose his composure like this?

"It can't be jade, right?"

"Such a small brocade bag, what valuables can it hold? The biggest thing it can hold is a pearl!”

"I don't understand…"

Comprador Hong and Village Chief couldn't help but say,""Ninth Uncle, can you let us open our eyes? What did Daoist Priest Four-Eyed give you that surprised you?”

Ninth Uncle was not stingy. What he took out from the flower bag was a purple talisman!

Purple Thunder Talisman!

Uncle Nine was still a little excited and explained,""There are five grades of talismans in the Maoshan Sect. They are gold, silver, purple, blue, and yellow. The higher the grade of the talisman, the rarer it is and the harder it is to make it. This is especially true for the Heavenly Thunder Talisman, which is even more difficult!”

"Even among the senior experts of our Maoshan Sect, there are less than two hands that have purple talismans! This Purple Lightning Talisman is priceless!"

Although comprador Hong didn't understand, he still complimented: "That's really a treasure!"

Uncle Nine took a deep breath and said," There were once a few fellow Daoists from the Quanzhen Sect who sacrificed a hundred acres of fertile land and a thousand taels of gold to get a Purple Thunder Talisman from the sect master of Mao Mountain. They were so grateful that they shed tears of gratitude!”

"Hiss-"

A hundred acres of fertile land, a thousand taels of gold!

As expected, it was priceless!

F * ck, this talisman was so valuable?!

Poor people limited their imaginations!

Countless gazes turned to Qin Feng. They couldn't tell that this low-key Taoist priest who didn't show his strength was actually such a godly tycoon!

And we, the so-called squires and tycoons, are actually poor people?

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