Since he couldn't let go of Mi Qilian, Ninth Uncle naturally had to face Aunt Pang.
Because Ninth Uncle wasn't the kind of person who ate from the bowl and looked at the pot.
He also did not have any thoughts of having three wives and four concubines.
Although Mi Qilian was already married.
Ninth Uncle no longer held any hope.
However, loving someone was not something that could be forgotten just like that.
Ninth Uncle was conflicted.
"Alright, since that's the case, I'll make a trip. I should be back before sunset.”
One Zen nodded in understanding. Similarly, he didn't have any thoughts of matchmaking Ninth Uncle and Aunt Pang.
After all, forcing a sweet potato was not sweet. Ninth Uncle had to think it through himself.
Besides, One Zen was also a relationship idiot. He lacked experience in this area and could not help Ninth Uncle much.
If One Zen insisted on matchmaking Ninth Uncle and Aunt Sissy, it would definitely backfire.
Because what good could a relationship rookie teach another relationship rookie in the end?
(A monk teaching two Taoist priests (Aunt Liu, Ninth Uncle) to fall in love, no matter what, it doesn't feel like this will work.)）
One Zen knew his limits.
"Sorry to trouble you, Fellow Daoist!"
Ninth Uncle said to One Zen seriously.
"It's just a small matter. It's getting late, so I'll go.”
Yi Chan waved his hand nonchalantly and left after saying a few words to Ninth Uncle.
"Right! Gather at an inn in town! I'll order good food."
"Got it!"
……
Aunt Pang was not far from here, much closer than Teng Teng Town.
One Chan's pace was neither fast nor slow. He did not stop midway and arrived at Aunt Pang's dojo in an hour.
The dojo of the aunt was mainly to ask for rice (let the ghost of the netherworld possess her and talk to her family.)），exorcism and observation of yin qi are the second most important.
"Hit him hard! Hit him hard!"
"Pa! Pa!"
"Ah! I'm not getting married, I'm not getting married!"
"Little Red, don't run, Little Red!"
Just as Yi Chan arrived at Aunt Pang's house, he heard Aunt Pang's comfortable cries and the sound of a whip lashing at her body before he even entered the house.
A moment later, another female voice ran out, screaming in panic.
Then, a fat man with a whip ran out and chased after the frightened girl.
"Wow! Asking for rice is so exciting!"
Yi Chan took a look before walking in and speaking to Aunt Pang, who was rubbing her butt.
"I hate asking about rice the most! This kind of special hobby was really deadly!”
"Right! Yi Chan, why did you leave the mountain and not guard the Mass Grave?”
Aunt Pang looked up and saw Yi Chan asking him in a bad mood.
Just now, when he asked about the rice, the fat man's ex-wife was a masochist.
Fatty couldn't stand the loneliness and wanted to marry a younger one, so he came to ask Aunt Zhuang.
He didn't expect that the woman would be beaten up by Fatty in the end.
Fatty reluctantly agreed and whipped him.
But the problem was that the fat man's dead wife was possessed by a ghost.
The fat man's dead wife had a good time being beaten, but Aunt Zhuang was upset.
Aunt Ai did not have any masochistic tendencies.
Besides, who would be able to withstand the whipping of that fatty?
Fortunately, Aunt Pang had also practiced Maoshan Kung Fu, so her body was strong. After being beaten so hard, she would recover after a short rest.
"You don't have to ask about the rice if you don't want to. With your status as a disciple of Mao Mountain, no one would dare to force you, right?”
Yi Chan rolled his eyes and said in a bad mood.
"If I don't ask about the rice, if I don't ask about the rice, who will support me? I'm a woman! Ninth Uncle doesn't understand my feelings either! Why else do you think I'm doing this?”
Aunt Pang rolled her eyes and angrily rebuked Yi Chan.
One Zen shut up immediately.
He wanted to counter-sue, but he didn't know how to say it.
"What aunt! I'm here to take the Spiritual Infant this time."
After a long time, Yi Chan said to Aunt Zhuang with slight embarrassment.
"Spiritual Infant? What do you want the Spiritual Infant for?"
When she heard that Yi Chan wanted a Spiritual Infant, Aunt Pang asked with a strange expression.
"I want the Spiritual Infant for…"
One Zen didn't think too much about it and told Aunt Pang about the demonic baby.
Aunt Zhuang fell silent after hearing this.
"This…I can give you the Spiritual Infant, but you have to bring me there.”
Aunt Pang stared at Yi Chan and said.
"No need. Ninth Uncle and I can take care of Demonic Neonate. Aunt Pang, there's no need to trouble you."
Yi Chan waved his hand with a smile and rejected Aunt Ru's offer.
"If you don't take me, then don't take the spiritual infant. If my aunt is here, then the spiritual infant is here. If my aunt is not here, then the spiritual infant is not here.”
Aunt Pang crossed her arms and said to Yi Chan with a smile on her face.
“……”
"Aunt Liu, you've changed!"
Yi Chan said helplessly as he looked at Aunt Pang.
"Love has changed me!"
"I've been waiting for a long time! If I wait any longer, I'll really grow old. Yichan, you don't understand love!”
Aunt Pang stood up straight and strolled to Yi Chan's side.
“……”
Yi Chan was rendered speechless by Aunt Pang's mockery.
Looking at the sky outside, he finally gritted his teeth and agreed,""Alright, This Penniless Monk agrees. Let's hurry up and set off. Ninth Uncle is waiting.”
"Good! I'll definitely give you a big gift after I take down Ninth Uncle.”
Hearing that One Zen had agreed, Aunt Pang laughed out loud. She gave One Zen a blank check and went to prepare.
Yi Chan sighed and apologized to Ninth Uncle in his heart.
It was his fault for not doing his job well and falling into this woman's trap.
Indeed, Master was right. Women were all ferocious beasts.
He couldn't touch it!
[Ninth Uncle, this is the will of heaven. This Penniless Monk has lost. I hope you can hold on for a little longer.]
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