Under the Five Fingers Mountain, no, under the Buzhou Mountain.
"Guanyin! I'll f * ck your entire family! Tathagata! I'll f * ck your entire family! You're torturing monkeys! Animal abuse! Ahhh! I, Old Sun, will sue you! He crushed me to death! I'm dying! He's dead…"
When Guanyin and Tang Sanzang landed at the foot of Mount Buzhou, they heard a loud curse. When they got closer, they saw that Sun Wukong was still struggling in the smaller and smaller stone crack. He was cursing while struggling.
Obviously, he was fine for the time being. He didn't know that the Five Fingers Mountain on his body had turned into Buzhou Mountain. He only felt that the mountain on his body was getting heavier and heavier.
"Sister Guan Yin, is this the future disciple you mentioned?”
The Great Holy Monk Tang immediately looked disgusted." Ah, why is it a monkey? And it's cursing so badly. How dare it curse my beloved Guanyin and the supreme Buddha! Tsk tsk! What low quality! I don't want such a low-quality monkey to be my disciple!”
"This is simply too embarrassing! The key is that it doesn't matter if you embarrass me! You arranged for such a bodyguard to take the scriptures of the West with me? I'm the younger brother of the Great Tang, and I represent the face of the Great Tang!”
"This kind of uncultured and uneducated monkey! I don't want him to be my disciple! When that happens, not only will it be a disgrace to me, but it will also be a disgrace to the Great Tang. When others see that the Great Tang actually sent a monkey to retrieve the scriptures of the West, they will laugh to death! I won't be able to answer to my brother, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin…"
Guanyin almost staggered, feeling a headache coming on.
"Sanzang, I beg you! Let's talk about the matter of the disciple later, okay? I need to calm down, okay?”
Guanyin almost knelt down in front of Tang Sanzang.
She still had no clue about the matter of Mount Buzhou, and now Tang Sanzang became angry at the sight of Wukong. Who did she offend? Who sent Tang Sanzang to torture her?
"Fine, I won't say it, but Sister Guan Yin, you must promise me that you can arrange for another bodyguard or follower to take the scriptures from the West with me. I'm not satisfied with this low-quality monkey!”
Tang Sanzang once again expressed his firm stance. Guanyin was no longer in the mood to care about him. Just as she was about to step forward, Sun Wukong happened to hear Tang Sanzang's words.
"What? That bald monk, what did you say? If you have the ability, say it again. Who is the one with low quality and culture! Five hundred years ago, when I caused a ruckus in the sky and was called the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, you weren't even born!？They suspect that I'm uncultured! That bald monk, you better apologize to me! Otherwise, I, the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal of the Flowerfruit Mountain's Water Curtain Cave, Sun Wukong, will beat you so hard that your mother won't even recognize you!”The monkey immediately exploded. It glared at Tang Sanzang and roared.
"Oh my! I'm talking about you! What's wrong with a monkey like you having a low quality culture! Look at you, you haven't washed your face for hundreds of years? Wahhh! The monkey fur on his face was split! Monkey fur is so oily, why don't you use Rejoice? And you, wow, why is your mouth so smelly? How long has it been since you brushed your teeth…"
"In our Great Tang! Those criminals are not like you! They brushed their teeth and washed their faces every day, and they even watched the news broadcast! Do you know about their blankets? Tofu!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you're not happy to say that your quality and culture are low! You still want to hit me? Come out if you have the ability! If you don't kill me today, I, Tang Sanzang, will take your surname!”
Tang Sanzang suddenly jumped in front of Sun Wukong and arrogantly looked down at Sun Wukong!
"Ahhhh! Bald monk, you're courting death!”
Sun Wukong was so angry that he cried out. His body struggled again, but he couldn't move at all. He could only open his mouth and curse again.
However, in the next moment, a shoe was stuffed into the monkey's mouth. Immediately, the monkey's eyes widened, revealing an even more venomous gaze. It struggled even more fiercely.
"Fight and kill! Fighting and killing…I am a merciful monk and have always convinced people with virtue. It was finally quiet. Guanyin, I think Monkey hasn't turned over a new leaf yet! It was suggested to add more punishment to it! Suppress him for another few hundred years!"
Tang Sanzang hopped toward Guanyin, clapping his hands as he said indignantly.
Guanyin looked at the shoe on Sun Wukong's mouth and then at Tang Sanzang, who was in a bad mood. She was on the verge of collapse again.
"Sanzang, what are you doing?" she said in a daze.
"What am I doing?"
Tang Sanzang took out another pair of shoes from his luggage and said while changing,""Sister Guan Yin, can't you see that I'm changing my shoes? I've wanted to change my shoes for a long time! That Beijing Cloth Shoes from which shoe store is not good at all. One foot is too big and the other foot is too small. Sigh…really, only I know if the shoes fit. I've been so wronged these past few months. I don't know how many blisters have appeared on the soles of my feet.”
"I wonder if there are any foot massages in front…Sister Guan Yin, do you have any good massage practitioners?”
"Uh, uh, uh."
Guanyin choked five times in a row. She was mentally and physically exhausted after seeing Great Holy Monk Tang's series of actions!
"Sanzang! Who told you to change your shoes! Why did you block Wukong's mouth! I still have something to ask him! Quickly pull out your shoes. Damn, how many months has it been since you washed your feet? Wukong fainted…Wukong fainted?! Sanzang, please be a human…Can you stop torturing me?”
Guanyin finally exploded. However, she felt something was wrong before she could even explode halfway. She turned around and saw that Wukong's eyes had turned white and he was foaming at the mouth. She hurriedly pulled out the shoe and a special smell instantly wafted out. Guanyin turned around and saw that Wukong had fainted and collapsed.
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