"Buddha, are you sure you don't want to wait for Dipamkara Buddha, Maha-Vairocana, and Patriarch Subhuti?”
In the clouds of the Thirty-third Heaven, Tang Sanzang occupied the lotus throne of the Buddha Lord. Looking at the bare-chested Tathagata, he really wanted to have a camera to record the rare scene in the Three Realms at this moment.
At the same time, he was also complaining!
The Spirit Mountain was such a big Buddhist sect, but it actually did not set up a publicity department!
The leader had personally come down, but there was no need for anyone to record this glorious moment of the leader. If they did not publicize it, how would they know that the Buddha loved the people and the grassroots were united with the masses? Did the Buddhist Sect still want to take the mass route?
This was rare material!
"We can't wait anymore! With the supreme powers of Dipamkara Buddha and the others, they should be able to predict the changes that are happening at this moment…We can't wait anymore, and neither can Wukong!”
The Ancestral Buddha waved his hand and rolled up the sleeves of his Buddhist robe even higher. The Buddhist light behind his forehead also became even more vivid at this moment.
To be honest, Tathagata didn't want those old bastards to come either!
Tathagata was like the fourth generation Naruto who had just ascended to the throne. If he encountered any trouble, he would seek help from the older generation of Naruto. What was the point of asking for help? Was it a weakness of his ruling ability?
Maha-Vairocana is the third generation of Huoying, and Dipankara Buddha is a Tibetan figure. This makes us self-proclaimed as the greatest leader of Buddhism since the founding of Buddhism. How can we tolerate the pointing fingers of those old men?
" Sigh, Buddha, it's such a pity that they haven't come yet…Especially if we have Dipamkara Buddha's Primordial Sky-measuring Ruler and the Heaven Flipping Seal as a pivot point, we can use the lever principle to separate our Buddha into two batches and take turns to bounce them down from the 33 Heavens. Only then will the kinetic energy generated be sufficient…"
Great Holy Monk Tang shook his head regretfully.
Black lines appeared on the forehead of Tathagata and the other Buddhas.
Just thinking about that scene made him shudder.
What was that? Angry Buddha?
"Sanzang! We'll talk about that later! Now, let us see the effect!”Tathagata's face darkened as he stopped Tang Sanzang from letting his imagination run wild.
Was Dipankara Buddha's Primordial Sky-measuring Ruler used like this?
"Good! I also believe that with Buddha's help, he will be able to knock down Mount Buzhou!”Tang Sanzang took a deep breath and stood up to pick up the flag.
" Buddha, get ready. Everyone, get into position..."
He raised the flag and swept his sharp gaze across the Buddhas on the Spirit Mountain. With this sweep, he frowned.
"That! Manjushri…Where is your cosmic form? Why is your cosmic form so dim? If Rulai were to come down personally, do you think that you would be able to hit Buzhou Mountain? Can I slack off now?"
"There's more! Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, why are you standing on that side! Standing beside Buddha! Do you not want to be by Buddha's side and let Buddha find out that you are slacking off? Why is your cosmic form so dim?？Turn it up! It's so dark, can't you see?”
"And Bodhisattva Lingji? Why do you look so sad! Wasn't it just a small Air-frozen Bead? When I knock down Mount Buzhou, I'll return it to you!？Even the Buddha himself went down? Do you think Buddha can't knock down Buzhou Mountain?”
"And…the Joy Buddha? Didn't you always show your divinity with a smiling face? Why aren't you smiling? Laugh! What's wrong with all of you? Was he unhappy about bumping into Mount Buzhou? Buzhou Mountain is about to mutate…Aren't you guys supposed to save all living beings? Now, Buddha was taking the lead to break Buzhou Mountain and destroy the big move that Buzhou Mountain was brewing? This was a great merit! All living beings in the Three Realms will thank you!"
"You guys are doing a good deed! The Buzhou Mountain was blocking here, just like the Wangwu Mountain and Taihang Mountain that blocked the Foolish Old Man's house back then! It would hinder the traffic and the people's travel! You knocked it down now. Is that a matter of immeasurable merit? Why are all of you crying?"
When our Great Holy Monk Tang saw the formation of the Buddhist Sect and the performance of the other Buddhas, he was completely furious. A series of crackling roars of doubt were vented at these Buddhas.
As he called out their names one by one, Tathagata frowned and turned his head. Indeed, he saw the Buddhas forcing out ugly smiles.
"Buddha! It's not that we don't want to laugh! It was really too difficult! We've bumped into each other several times in the past two days! The bump on his head hadn't even disappeared yet! It really hurts!"
Wen Shu held the bump on her head that was only half gone and cried out aggrievedly.
"That's right! Buddha was too difficult! We've crashed into each other more than ten times! It really hurts!" The 800 Buddhas also began to cry bitterly.
"Buddha, can we rest for a while…we really didn't rest well. " It hurts too much…" The Buddha of Joy could no longer smile.
"Buddha, it's really too difficult for us!”The three thousand Buddhas cried out in unison.
This sudden collective uproar caused Tathagata's face to completely darken.
"Difficult! Is it as difficult for all of you as it is for Sister Guan Yin? Aiya! I know! Buddha, these people might be planning to trick you into hitting Buzhou Mountain by yourself, just like how they tricked Sister Guan Yin! Aiyaya…How did you Buddhas enter my Spirit Mountain!”
"Now, even the Ancestral Buddha has personally stepped forward!？No matter how difficult it was! All of you enjoy the offerings of the commoners. Can't you overcome it by suffering a little? If you really hit Buzhou Mountain, will you die? Sister Guanyin was furious! The three flowers on top of the head almost fell apart. Your one is as miserable as Guanyin sister!？”
Before the Buddha could say anything, Great Holy Monk Tang cursed angrily.
"Sanzang is right! All of you are not even as good as Guanyin? And you say it's difficult?"
"In that case, Buddha is merciful. If you don't want to crash into Buzhou Mountain with me now, you can come forward voluntarily.”
It would have been fine if Sanzang hadn't reminded him, but after Sanzang's reminder, Rulai suddenly remembered the miserable appearance of Guanyin being tricked by these guys twice in a row. Immediately, Rulai's face sank completely, and his impolite gaze swept across the Buddhas.
Oh my!
He had gone too far. Buddha had even threatened him with the Buddhist scripture.
The three thousand Buddhas were so aggrieved that they could not speak.
"Good! It was good that he didn't! I don't want to see Guanyin's mistakes again!”Tathagata waited for a while before turning to look at Mount Buzhou.
"Sanzang! Help me take a good look. Whoever doesn't put in effort and who's playing tricks, write them down.”
"Alright, Buddha, I will definitely be impartial!”
Tang Sanzang's sharp gaze swept over the three thousand Buddhas, and all of them closed their eyes in resignation!
"Buddha is right! Charge! Mount Buzhou! Buzhou Mountain wouldn't fall! We won't stop!" Bodhisattva Lingji gritted his teeth in pain and poured all his magic power into his head!
In an instant, the golden light above his head was extremely dazzling!
"Knock down Mount Buzhou!"
Manjushri and the other Bodhisattvas also roared. Then, golden lights that were several thousand volts lit up like the newborn sun!
"One, two, three! Hit him!"
Sanzang waved his flag at the right time!
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Ps: There are probably two or three more of this plot! If you like it, I'll write four! If you don't like it, you can end it in two! It seemed a little too long.
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