Thank you for your support. Now that I've spent 8,000 yuan, I'll work harder! Let's break through 10,000 today! Thank you!
……
Half a minute later, the game began.
Before the game started, Dumb Girl's clamor attracted many players to go straight to Pochinki.
Dumb Girl was very popular, so many people could tell from her voice that she was Dumb Girl. They couldn't wait to go to Pochinki to stop her.
However, Dumb Sis didn't jump into Pochinki at all. Instead, she jumped into the bungalow to fight in the jungle!
Seeing Dumb Sis 'action of " going back on her word ", the bullet screen in the live broadcast room exploded!
"You old woman, how dare you be so despicable! I despise you!"
"Haha, I knew this old woman wouldn't keep her promise.”
"You guys are really too naive. Since when did our silly sister dare to attack Pochinki! Haha!"
"Calm down. With Dumb Sister's skills, she will die sooner or later!”
Dumb Girl looked at the bullet screen and smiled proudly."Haha, this is called a diversion. All is fair in military warfare, you know!”
"Stupid fans, just wait for me to kill ten times and get chicken dinner! After I occupy the mansion and get the equipment, I will go and massacre Pochinki!”
The bungalow was also one of the wealthier places on the island map. Usually, there would be several teams coming here, but now there was almost no one there. They had all been tricked by Dumb Sis to Pochinki.
Haha! This is a tactic. I'm really too smart! Dumb Sister looked at the empty sky with a smug expression.
However, at this moment, a teasing voice came from her earpiece.
"Hey, Gouer, Nesthummit!”
Eh? Dumb Girl was stunned. She turned her head and saw a man beside her. They were flying together.
"Oh my! Brother! Ingrid, you're right!"
"You're too generous!" Jiang Hao laughed evilly.
That's right, Jiang Hao wasn't fooled. He had the system's targeting system, so he could easily see the movements of the silly girl.
Dumb Sister looked at Jiang Hao and curled her lips."You're alone! Looks like you want to fight over territory with my little tyrant, Dumb Sister!”
"Is this your territory? Why do I feel like it's mine!"
"Why is it yours?"
"Look at what I said just now.”
"English!"
"Change your name."
"Uh…foreign language?"
“Bingo! This is a bungalow, and I'm talking about foreign culture. Naturally, it's my family's territory!”
Dumb Sister was stunned for a moment, then she smiled and said,"Brother, you're good at talking!" It seems like you intend to challenge me! Do you know that you are challenging the fastest queen on the internet?”
"What a coincidence! My wife has always said the same thing about me!" Jiang Hao laughed.”
Dumb Sis,"You're really playing with lanterns in the toilet!"”
"What do you mean?"
Dumb Girl: [Looking for sh * t (die)!]
"Not bad, Sis! If I were to light a lantern in the toilet, you would be the glue in the toilet!”
"What do you mean?"
Jiang Hao,[I'm dead!]
"Interesting, I'll wait for you down there!"”
The two of them argued with each other. After landing, they quickly ran toward a bungalow at a speed of 180 meters!
When he rushed into the room, an AKM was right in front of him. Jiang Hao reacted quickly and rushed forward. He picked up the AKM and aimed it at Dumb Sis.
"Hehe! Now, this was a freebie question. Who was the fastest man on the Internet?”Jiang Hao looked at the dumb girl with an evil smile.
Dumb Sister didn't panic at all. She looked at Jiang Hao and said with a smile,""Brother, I bet you don't have any bullets in your gun!”
"Haha, who do you think you are? Yan Shuangying?" Jiang Hao curled his lips and pulled the trigger of the AKM.
However, not a single bullet was fired. Seeing this, Dumb Girl smiled proudly and said,"What do you think, brother? You don't have any tricks up your sleeve now, right?”
"Aiyo, d * mn!" Jiang Hao glared at the dazed girl." You don't say. Your speed is really amazing. You even picked up the bullets!"”
Dumb Girl smiled evilly." I didn't just pick up bullets! What is this?"
Jiang Hao focused his eyes and saw a machete in her hand. The machete was shining with a cold light!
"Now, it's also a free point question. Whose game is over?”
Jiang Hao looked at the machete in Dumb Girl's hand and smiled awkwardly.""Actually, I think we can have a good discussion. There's no one here. How about we split the resources equally?”
"Oh? Are you admitting defeat to me? "I could have given in to you!" Dumb Girl laughed proudly. But you pulled the trigger just now. You didn't trust me at all.”
"I won't show mercy to those who don't trust me, so…hehe, you must die!”
Jiang Hao shrugged." Then there's nothing to talk about! I'll give you one last chance to think about it!”
"Haha, brother! You're giving me a chance? Are you kidding me? Are you planning to use your empty AKM to fight against my machete?”Dumb Sister laughed.
"No, actually, when I was picking up the AKM just now, I happened to see a pistol, so I picked it up!”
As he spoke, Jiang Hao switched guns and took out a P1911, loading it with bullets!
When the dumbstruck girl saw this scene, her eyeballs almost flew out." Bro, you're really the fastest man! He had picked up two guns in such a short period of time!”
"Alright, alright! He had been single for more than twenty years, and he hadn't mastered anything else except hand speed!”
"Single? Didn't you just say that you have a wife? Big liar!"
"Did I say that? That's not important. What's important is that you're going to die!”
Seeing the gun in Jiang Hao's hand, Dumb Girl immediately changed her attitude and smiled obsequiously.""Little brother, I'm a cute girl! Are you willing to kill me?"
"I've thought about it carefully. I think your method of splitting the resources equally is very good. Why don't we do as you say?”
"Hehe, I'm sorry. You didn't trust me just now, so I can't let you off! Leave your last words!"
Dumb Girl started her actions and knelt down to worship him." Little brother, please spare me!”
"I thought you didn't have a girlfriend? As long as you let me go, I'll be your girlfriend this time, okay?”
Jiang Hao raised his eyebrows." Oh? Interesting, let me think about it!”
"Is there a need to consider? I'm so outstanding, you…"
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Without waiting for her to finish, Jiang Hao pulled the trigger and fired a few bullets. Green smoke immediately rose from her body and she turned into a box!
Dumb Girl looked at the screen that had turned gray. She was stunned at first, then she roared,"Didn't you say you would consider it? Why did you shoot!"
" Judging from your voice, I can tell that you're a dinosaur weighing more than two hundred pounds," Jiang Hao said calmly." If I wasn't a breeder, why would I keep you?!"”
"Pfft…"
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