Ye Zhou tried hard to recall and organize his words before saying,
"Everyone knows that in the past, there would be sandstorms in the capital every winter. One year, the sandstorms came again. A certain television station took a photo of a reporter doing an interview on the streets.”
Ye Zhou majored in acting, so his voice was very magnetic. Coupled with his serious attitude, everyone was really curious and listened carefully.
"The reporter met a passerby and began to interview him."Aunt, do you think the sandstorm is strong?”
"Big!"
"How does that affect your life? Does it affect you a lot?"”
"I think it still has an impact…"
"What influence?" the reporter asked.
The middle-aged woman slowly placed her hand on the reporter's shoulder and said word by word,"First of all, you have to see clearly that I'm your grandpa!”
Puff...
"Hahahaha…"
Initially, no one was looking forward to it, but when they heard the reporter mistake the old man for an auntie, they could not help but laugh.
To be honest, this joke was quite funny. Even the cameraman couldn't help but laugh out loud, let alone a special guest.
As a senior, Huang Xiaoming almost laughed out loud.
Reba, who had a lower laughing point, laughed so hard that she held her stomach and bent down.
However, it didn't matter if he bent over. The t-shirt that was originally relatively cool didn't matter much. However, it was facing Ye Zhou. Before he realized it, Ye Zhou saw a big white...
Looking at the trembling posture, Ye Zhou almost subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva. He thought to himself that it could move, so it should be true.
Fortunately, it was only for a moment. Only Ye Zhou himself saw this little benefit.
Ye Zhou stole a glance at his enemy, his ex-wife, Zhao Xiaogu.
Even though this little woman tried her best to keep her composure, she could not help but purse her lips and tremble in front of this joke.
He looked at his ex-wife who wanted to hold it in but could not help it. Ye Zhou was still a little proud.
The guests were still considered reserved, but the live broadcast room exploded with laughter.
"I'm dying of laughter. Ye Zhou, you're such a joker!”
" I can't take it anymore. I'm laughing like a pig in the office…"
"My dad is eating, and now I'm wiping the beer off my face…"
……
Seeing everyone laughing non-stop, Ye Zhou could only shrug helplessly.
"Is it that funny?"
Ye Zhou could not help but say when he saw Reba almost crying from laughing.
" So…funny, really funny…" Reba finally held back her laughter and nodded.
" Ye Zhou, where did you learn this? I'm dying of laughter..." Liu Tao also covered her mouth and laughed.
" Is there more? Tell me another one..." Huang Xiaoming said, still a little reluctant.
Looking at everyone's anticipation, Ye Zhou thought for a moment and said,"Alright, let's talk about another one."
"Everyone knows about our national soccer team. Their results are as stable as ever. The qualifiers have never appeared before. Everyone has given up on them."
" The members of the men's national soccer team were also anxious. One of the unwilling members couldn't help but go to a monastery one day and find the old Zen master inside. He humbly asked for advice.”
"Master, I just want to ask when our football team will be able to win the World Cup!”the team member said seriously.
The old Zen master did not answer. Instead, he silently picked up a football and placed it in front of the goal. He turned it around and kicked it out of the goal.
Looking at the old Zen master's actions, the team member could not help but come to a realization.
The team member said excitedly,""Master, I understand. What you mean is that if we practice our dribbling skills seriously and look at the door when we shoot, we will succeed one day, right?”
However, the old Zen master shook his head and pointed at the door."" I'm asking you to get lost!!!"
Puff!
Hahaha…
As expected, everyone burst into laughter again. The three little women covered their stomachs and laughed exaggeratedly.
Tears were rolling down their cheeks from laughing.
Everyone knew about the men's football team, but when they made it into a joke, it made everyone laugh even more happily.
Ye Zhou did not expect this old joke to be so popular here.
" Awesome, the male pig would probably die of shame if he heard that…"
"I'm dying of laughter. This grandson Ye Zhou is too funny!”
……
" Ye Zhou, you're so bad. If the football team finds out that you're making things up for them, they'll beat you up..." Liu Tao laughed and scolded as she wiped her tears.
" They wouldn't dare. They would probably die of shame when they see me. How dare they beat me up..." Ye Zhou said casually.
Looking at Reba and Zhao Xiaogu rubbing their stomachs, Ye Zhou could not help but tease,""Stop laughing. If you laugh too hard, I won't be responsible…"
There was a double meaning in Ye Zhou's words, but Reba did not hear it. She immediately retorted,"If I laugh too much, you won't be able to escape. You have to take responsibility…"
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