"Hahaha, I know about the red scarf. When I was young, it was always like this when I wrote essays. I didn't leave my name behind when I did good deeds, and the red scarf on my chest became even more colorful!”
"Then, after high school, essays are always argumentative essays. They are always about being strong!”
" That's right. As I write, I write about being strong. When you encounter difficulties, you have to be unyielding. Don't give up, and dare to draw your sword. Every time you give an example, it's always about Einstein and Karen Keller. I'm about to throw up!”
"I'll be frank. Chinese essays disgust me!”
"It's indeed disgusting. Every time I have to go against my conscience to write an essay, I make myself look so high and mighty, like a high monk. Actually, every time I encounter difficulties, my first reaction is to run away!”
"Hahaha, me too!"
The students were all talking at once, complaining about their dissatisfaction with the essay over the years.
"So the reason why I don't like essays is very simple. It's because it's too pretentious and fake. It's so fake that it disgusts me. In order to get points, I go against my conscience.”
Lin Qiu nodded after hearing what the big guy said. She understood why the big guy was disgusted by the essay.
The reason could be summed up in one sentence: too pretentious!
This group of third-year students were still very pure. They did not like to be hypocritical or fake. However, when it came to writing essays, sometimes they had to be a little fake and fake. Otherwise, how could they get marks?
Some words were obviously fake and deceptive, but in order to get points, they had to be written. If you didn't write it, others would write it, and there would be no points. Reality was so cruel.
Lin Qiu had also seen many 0-point essays. They were written with literary talent and criticized reality. They were not limited to one style, but they did not score.
Why?
Because it was not fake enough.
Therefore, when it came to writing an essay, sometimes it depended on who was more fake and disgusting.
Lin Qiu smiled." I understand everyone's feelings. But then again, life is sometimes so helpless. It's so f * cking. There are some things you have to do, unless…"
"Unless what?"
"Unless one of you becomes the Minister of Education one day and cancel the essay, or change the essay to free play.”
"This…"
"I'd better wash up and sleep…"
"I choose DogLeading!"
"Then I think it's better to write an essay honestly.”
Lin Qiu waved her hand and said," Alright, I understand everyone's feelings now. You can say a thousand words and say ten thousand words. The essay is disgusting, but you still have to write it, right? In front of the essay, there's nothing that doesn't bow down for five bushels of rice. You can only get points by flattering and flattering. If you don't get points, you won't be able to get into university. It's that simple!”
"So, throw away your negative emotions and face the essay with the teacher now!”
"The reason why your essays are disgusting is that every time you write about difficulties, you can only think of Helen Keller and Einstein. When you talk about dedication, you can only think of the Iron Man Wang Jinxi and Jiao Yulu.”
"That's right, it's always been like this, it's always like this!”
"Do you know what your problem is?”
"Where?"
"My experience is too shallow, and I have seen too little, so every time I give examples, there are only a few, so I feel disgusted.”
"I understand the logic, but where are we going to get experience?”
"Yeah, I'm only 18 years old. I haven't seen much of the world.”
Lin Qiu didn't say anything else. He picked up a thick book from the desk.
"That's why I prepared a second secret manual for you!”
"Another secret manual!"
"Could it be the Evil-Warding Sword Manual?"
"Teacher, I don't want to castrate myself yet…"
Lin Qiu was speechless.
" It's just a joke. This is a book of Chinese materials. There are thousands of materials for you to learn, including struggle, tenacity, innovation, dedication, unity..."
"As long as you guys are done with this material, no matter what type of essay you write in the future, you can find examples from it. Moreover, these examples are very high-class and full of style. They are definitely not old examples like Einstein or Helen Keller. The invigilator will definitely be refreshed when he sees them.”
"Is that so? Then I'll have to take a good look!"
"Fang Yifan, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and distribute the books to everyone!”
"Yes, sir!"
……
Soon, everyone had a book of materials. The thickness was not much different from the location of the Chinese idiom.
"Alright, let's not talk anymore. You know what to do, right?”
"I know, memorize the material!"
"Very good, let's begin."
“YESSIR！”
……
Two hours later, today's Endless Joy event finally came to an end.
Looking back at the past three days, Lin Qiu had led everyone to complete all the questions in the college entrance examination.
Therefore, this was the real joy of the new semester, not the fake seven-day happiness of the national conditions.
"Students, tomorrow is the test. Our class is the slow class that everyone looks down on. Turtle class, what do you want to say?”
"Brothers, it's time to show off our real skills!"”
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