"F * ck!"
Wang Dali was speechless. He raised his hands to surrender to the camera and muttered,""Everyone, don't scold me or say that I'm inferior to a beast. I'm a decent person. Under everyone's supervision, I'll just endure it!”
"Haha, poor Brother Dali, you must be suffocating-"
" Damn Mosaic, she even censored Sister Xiumei. She's really too much-"
" This is the first time this baobao hates mosaic-"
"To Big Brother Dali, I express my respect and sympathy-"
"Brother Dali, you're a saint now-"
" That's right, that's right. Xiumei is obviously waving at you-"
Wang Dali was thinking about the Oh Rice Tofu in his heart. He didn't dare to let his imagination run wild and ignored the comments from the audience.
Because at this moment, the audience would definitely start to cheer.
It was not human nature not to jeer.
"Oppa, help me dry my clothes!”Xiu Mei called out, and pieces of clothes flew over from behind and were thrown at Wang Dali's head, making his body wet.
Damn, this Xiumei wants me to dry her clothes? Then why didn't you let me help you shower?
Wang Dali secretly complained.
He really hated it. Why couldn't he turn off the super camera?
" Damn, that's my Xiumei's clothes. She actually threw it on Big Brother Dali's head-"
"Brother Dali, you beast, what are you doing with Sister Xiumei's clothes for so long…"
"Hurry up and dry it. If you let your imagination run wild again, I'll kill you immediately-"
" Yes, yes, yes. Wang Dali, if you dare to pervert our nation's sister, you will be condemned to death by us-"
" You pervert, my Xiumei. Wang Dali, do you still want to live stream properly-"
Wang Dali didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
What kind of people were these? Each and every one of them had such a venomous mouth. They spoke as if they were the big bad wolf.
Alright, isn't it just beautiful clothes?
I'll hold on to it and not let go. You guys can't bite me. Hehe, just hold on to it. Let everyone die of envy!
Wang Dali slowly placed the clothes on a tree branch and dried them near the bonfire.
The sound of beautiful water splashing could be heard from behind.
This made Wang Dali's imagination run wild.
F * ck, this really makes one's blood boil. If it wasn't for the fact that I'm being watched by millions of people, if this was a dark and stormy night, I might have been a beast for once.
Wang Dali wanted to cry.
He was not touched, but helpless.
"Oppa, are you done baking? I'm done washing!”
"Oh, oh."
"Ah, no, no. I just wanted to see if it was dry. It's fine now. Here you go!”
"Stop, oppa, you dare to be disobedient? Don't turn around!"
Wang Dali froze and said embarrassedly,"Fine, fine. Xiu Mei, how can you treat oppa like this? You have to know that we have gone through life and death together. Don't you believe in oppa?”
"Of course, I believe in oppa, but I believe even more that all men in the world are the same. My mother said that I can't let you guys have wild thoughts!”Xiu Mei smiled proudly.
F * ck!
Wang Dali secretly complained. Alright, alright, so it was because he had a strict upbringing.
"Here, come over and catch it!”
Wang Dali passed the clothes behind him.
"Good!" Xiu Mei paddled and prepared to go ashore.
"Ah!"
Suddenly, Xiu Mei screamed in horror.
"Xiumei!"
Wang Dali was shocked. He realized that Xiu Mei might have been attacked. If there was a big snake in the water or something, what would happen?
Wang Dali jumped up and rushed towards the pond.
Half of Xiu Mei's body was submerged in the water. She grabbed for a while and raised her hand to pick up a trilobite!
" Xiu Mei, are you alright? It's not a snake-"
Wang Dali suddenly stopped talking, and his nose started bleeding. He stared at her beautiful body without blinking, unable to move his eyes away.
"Ah!"
Xiu Mei screamed and dived into the water, shouting,"" Oppa, you're too bad. Quickly turn around-"
"I'm sorry, Xiu Mei. I thought you were attacked and didn't think of anything. But don't worry, I didn't see anything. It's true."
Wang Dali smiled awkwardly and turned around.
"Beast, Wang Dali, I misjudged you-"
" This baobao will beat you to death. Let's see if you still dare to profane my Xiumei-"
"Brother Dali, you're so bad-"
"Brother Dali, if you want to see it, when you have the chance to come to Korea, I can show it to you. I'm your loyal fan-"
"Big Brother Dali, what's so good about Xiumei? I have what she has-"
" The host is really out of his mind. He just saw it, and he's lying. He's not a man at all. If it were me, I would definitely pat my chest and admit it. What year is it already? It's not like I'll lose a piece of meat just by looking at it-"
" That's right, that's right. Xiumei definitely won't blame you-"
Wang Dali couldn't argue. He raised his hand at the camera and said helplessly,""Dear audience, I, Wang Dali, am not someone who takes advantage of others."
After a while, Xiu Mei put on her clothes and pouted."Oppa, I believe you. It's all my fault for screaming!”
"It's okay, Xiumei, I can't wait for you to call me that a few more times."
"Oppa-"
Xiu Mei shouted with her hands on her hips.
Wang Dali touched his ears and shivered. Good heavens, Sister Xiumei's voice was really shocking. Of course, Feng Liang was the same!
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