"F * ck, I found a goddess.”
"D * mn, there's actually such a goddess in this poor film crew. I'm impressed!”
"Big brother is having an climax, little sister, kiss!”
"Oh, kiss!"
Seeing Liu Xinmeng's beautiful face, many of the losers who were waiting in front of the TV instantly peed their pants. They felt as if they were stunned by Liu Xinmeng.
As the saying goes, one is not afraid of not knowing the goods, but one is afraid of comparing goods. Beautiful women still need to be set off! Liu Xinmeng might not be the most beautiful among the beautiful celebrities in Xialan Country, but among the three men, Liu Xinmeng was as beautiful as a fairy.
" Woo! Woo!" Many of the losers in front of their computers were stunned by Liu Xinmeng's short appearance. They let out a midnight howl, and the plot progressed along with it.
"Hehe,"
Wang Dachui's face was still expressionless in the face of what had happened beyond his imagination. Those who were attentive could see the slight shock in his eyes. However, his reply was really lame. It made people laugh uncontrollably and resonated with many losers.
"This reply is awesome!"
Many viewers were speechless, but there were also many losers who felt their blood boiling." Disdain " was the highest realm of losers. Hehe was the perfect answer to any question.
Putting aside the sense of recognition that the losers had for Wang Dachui, the scene in the video changed again, and the perspective switched to an office. The bearded general manager appeared, dressed in a suit and leather shoes, looking dignified. He casually took the job application report that Xiao Han handed over and said coldly,"What's your major?"
"Is this attitude looking down on me? I really want to tell you who I am.”
As soon as the voice-over ended, Wang Dachui crossed his arms and looked at the general manager arrogantly. He said proudly,"I'm a first-class scholarship winner from Harvard University's financial management major.”
"Ah! Kneel before me!"
Hearing Wang Dachui's words, the general manager was shocked. He opened his big eyes and gave a 90-degree bow. His exaggerated acting skills made people spit out food.
"This joke is not bad! Puff!"
Many people were still laughing at this joke, but the plot immediately took a divine turn. The paralyzed Wang Dachui was still sitting there. What happened just now was actually just a fantasy. He said weakly,"But what I'm actually saying is,"
"I'm from Lanxiang Tractor Institute, hand-guided tractor major.”In the video, Wang Dachui spoke without any confidence. His eyes were evasive as he looked at the general manager's expression timidly.
"Humph!"
The general manager, who judged people by their appearance, snorted disdainfully. Wang Dachui said in a voice-over voice,"This gaze seems casual, but it must be hinting at something?”
"Puchi!"
"F * ck, this Wang Dachui is so awesome. Does he even need a hint? Are you looking down on me? You're really the real-life version of Ah Q!" The audience laughed. They were happy to see the silly Wang Dachui act cute.
"This sorrowful orchid finger is simply extraordinary. It must be the clue.”
Wang Dachui's eyes flashed, and the scene kept switching between him and the general manager at an extremely fast speed. This method was a classic suspense scene in movies, but it made people want to laugh when it was used here.
Wang Dachui also pinched his chin and frowned as he analyzed the situation like Holmes. However, what made people speechless was that his face did not have the shrewdness of Holmes at all. Instead, he had the aura of a loser that could not be blocked.
"This combination is perfect!" Many people were shocked and almost knelt down in front of Sir System. This scene was very out of place, but it was very funny, especially this chaotic feeling.
At this moment, a few pieces of paper appeared on the screen. Wang Dachui looked at the paper and said,"Fortunately, I'm meticulous. How can I sweep the world if I don't sweep a room?”
Wang Dachui suddenly realized that the general manager wanted to test him like this, but how could this trick fool his clever mind?
"This is the test of the details of the employees.”
Following that, the image of Wang Dachui sweeping the floor with a broom appeared on the screen. The general manager kept waiting for his praise, and there was also the image of him wiping the general manager's Mediterranean sea with a rag. It was very exaggerated.
"Wang Dachui is so funny!"
"He should apply for a mental hospital!"
This kind of job search had made many people laugh. A self-proclaimed smart loser fool, the job search scene could not be too happy.
The audience was still laughing when the most classic moment of the next episode of Wanwan arrived. Wang Dachui proudly fantasized,"It won't be long before I get promoted and get a raise. I'll become a general manager, become a CEO, marry a fair, rich, and beautiful woman, and reach the peak of my life. Just thinking about it makes me a little excited!”
The voice-over said this classic line, and photoshopped images kept appearing on the screen. A photo with the richest man in Xialan country, Ma Yun, a wedding photo with a stunning beauty, a coquettish photo standing in front of the financial building in a suit, and Wang Dachui's voice-over, instantly blinded the loser's 24K titanium dog eyes.
"F * ck, there must be a limit to your obscenity!”
"Even Jack Ma came out. I'll give him full marks!”
"How funny, why didn't I think of that!”
" Fighter among losers, Wang Dachui, I love you!"
In this era where web videos were still in the wilderness, this line and scene could be said to be like thunder out of thin air, instantly shocking everyone.
It was too funny and too classic. Those who had not been bombarded by such information were simply shocked by this line and wanted to worship it.
The scene continued. After Wang Dachui finished his line, he was puzzled. He looked at the general manager and said,"But why hasn't he shown his love for me yet? Is there another reason?”
The 'smart' Wang Dachui began to look for clues again. After a while, he noticed that the general manager's nose hair was very thick. He subconsciously swallowed and said with difficulty,"Don't tell me you want me to help him cut his nose hair! This is too disgusting!"
As expected, Wang Dachui still chose to yield. He bent his knees and held the nose hair clip, his face filled with a wicked smile."Come, manager, relax. This nose hair is very naughty.”
But unexpectedly, the scene was reversed. Wang Dachui pretended to think and said,"No, that can't be it. Perhaps this is a symbol of his noble status.”
"F * ck, what's so noble about nose hair!”
The losers in front of the computer were speechless at Wang Dachui's godly reaction, but they were very happy. This was the first time they had seen such a novel short drama. Everything was so fresh and funny.
" Unexpectedly " was a classic that was beyond everyone's expectations. There was no point in the entire series. In this era where web dramas were still in the wilderness, it was really too classic.
The two minutes of fragmented indoctrination was no different from a baptism for the audience. It made the audience curious and amazed, and then they couldn't stop.
Unexpectedly, the short two-minute plot of the first episode was undoubtedly very successful. It successfully attracted the attention of all the viewers. At this moment, laughter could be heard from all over the country from time to time, all because they did not expect it.
It was already considered a success for a short drama to reach this stage. It was very successful. Even if it was buried, it would rise because of its reputation. This was the power of a classic.
"Why isn't the general manager paying attention to me?”
The plot was not over yet. Wang Dachui was still thinking hard in the screen. The aura of a loser could not be concealed.
However, Wang Dachui was still the main character. Three seconds later, his 'smart' brain found the clue.
"Damn it! He did not expect this to be the ultimate test. It was quite troublesome!”Wang Dachui found a clue and saw that the zipper of the bearded general manager's pants was not zipped up, which made him complain.
"If I go up and help him do it, what if he mistakenly thinks that I'm not straight and falls in love with me?”After finding the key point, Wang Dachui's divine reaction began to disperse again. He pondered with a wooden face.
In the voice-over, Wang Dachui went to help the general manager zip up. The general manager looked lewd and stared at Wang Dachui hungrily with his orchid fingers. Wang Dachui curled up into a typical little girl.
"I'll go." Without hesitation, Wang Dachui continued to spread his thoughts, making the audience prostrate in admiration. They really didn't understand the world of the loser Wang Dachui.
"But if I were to remind him directly! Wouldn't that make the manager lose face?"
While Wang Dachui was still thinking, the panic-stricken general manager appeared in the voice-over, as well as a group of employees who were taking photos with their phones.
Shame on the general manager, this method was resolutely rejected by Wang Dachui. He was very good at understanding the meaning of the higher-ups. He was a smart loser.
"D * mn, it can still be like this!"
Seeing Wang Dachui's choice, the audience knelt down. They were about to worship Wang Dachui's godly thinking. It couldn't be any more awesome.
"Fortunately, I'm smart enough."
Wang Dachui thought hard and finally came up with a solution. With a vigorous leap, he posed in front of the general manager's desk in a rather enchanting posture, very much like Michael Jackson's dance steps.
That coquettish posture, that dull face, Wang Dachui made everyone dizzy, shouting in their hearts," Give me back Michael Jackson!"
"Sizzle!"
The prelude was done, but Wang Dachui didn't dance. Instead, he began to pull the zipper up and down. His always expressionless face didn't show any signs of ecstasy.
"Even a fool with an IQ of 5 should understand that I'm reminding him that his zipper is not properly zipped!”Wang Dachui was on the verge of tears as he said this monologue.
"Eh, why isn't he looking at me? Is he afraid that my ecstasy will blind his dog eyes? Damn it, I'm smoking. Why don't you take a look at me?”
Wang Dachui was howling in his heart as he quickly zipped up his pants. The post-production special effects also added smoke to his crotch, making it look like he was really on fire.
"Hahahaha!"
"You're the idiot with an IQ of 5!"
"Chui Chui is so cute!"
Many viewers were laughing like crazy. They had never seen such a cute loser like Wang Dachui in all their years online. It seemed that a certain Yu TV had a conscience after all.
"My name is Wang Dachui. I didn't expect that…"
At this moment, the video switched again, and Wang Dachui appeared in a suit. His face was still expressionless, and he looked like a loser.
This made many of the audience puzzled. They secretly thought that with such an image, perhaps Wang Dachui's sincerity had touched the general manager and he had finally accepted the job?
Sure enough, Wang Dachui's smug words confirmed their thoughts."My name is Wang Dachui. I didn't expect that I would get a job in the end. This must be the ultimate test for me.”
The audience nodded in satisfaction. A happy ending was the way to go, but they didn't have much time to be happy. Wang Dachui said as the camera slowly panned back, revealing a full-body photo of him in a suit and leather shoes. He looked so sanctimonious.
However, the sanctimonious Wang Dachui once again surprised the audience. He was wearing a suit and tie, but he was standing in front of the toilet with a white towel and white gloves. Above his head was the sign of the toilet.
Standing in front of the toilet with a towel in his hand, the audience could not help but understand that Wang Dachui did not succeed and was even more miserable!
"Damn, why hasn't Chui Chui gotten a job yet?”The audience was stunned. Wang Dachui, who had paid such a huge price, was still being tested. Was the director even human?
People sympathized with the weak. In just two minutes, the image of Wang Dachui had unknowingly penetrated into the hearts of the audience, making them feel conflicted about the fate of the protagonist.
The audience was slightly unhappy, but Wang Dachui was still optimistic and continued to fantasize about his good times." It won't be long before I get promoted and get a raise, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry a fair, rich, and beautiful woman, and reach the peak of my life. Just thinking about it makes me a little excited!”
Wang Dachui's lascivious voice-over appeared in the video, and the photoshopped scene from the classic lines appeared. Wang Dachui had the image of a successful person.
He was still fantasizing, but at this moment, when the audience heard this classic line, they didn't have the urge to laugh like the first time. Instead, they felt a faint sadness in their hearts.
"This poor fool!"
The audience seemed to know what was going to happen next, and the plot developed according to their mood. At this time, the bearded general manager came out.
His pants were still unzipped, so he naturally took the towel from Wang Dachui's hand to wipe his hands. Wang Dachui also helped him zip up his pants.
Then, the manager left without even looking at Wang Dachui!
"Sigh, the manager's love for me is really hidden!”The screen turned black and Wang Dachui's lonely sigh could be heard. He was still waiting for the manager to discover his talent.
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