Hades has requested to add you as a friend. Do you accept?
No!
Hades has requested to add you as a friend. Do you accept?
No!
Xiao Chen decided to ignore Hades 'friend request. He planned to eat skewers first!
As a normal mortal, he had seven emotions and six desires.
Since he had the seven emotions and six desires, he also had a temper. Thus, when faced with Hades's attitude of disregarding human lives and being shameless, he could not remain calm. When it was time to roll up his sleeves, he would definitely not smile!
Sun Wukong was here!
Wearing that baseball cap askew!
Xiao Chen's eyes lit up. He walked over to greet Monkey Brother and asked him to bring out a plate. He then generously put together a fruit plate and welcomed him warmly.
"Hmm…Hmm?" Monkey picked up a bunch of grapes and bit into them.""Yes! Delicious, delicious! Why did he only take out such a delicious immortal fruit? You deserve a beating!"
"Brother Monkey is back from listening to the scriptures?" Xiao Chen smiled and reached out to take the cherry, but Monkey slapped him away." Don't snatch it from me!”
Good friends shouldn't be like this! Xiao Chen blinked. Acting cute didn't seem to work.
"I'm back, I'm back. I saw you wandering around my land, so I came over to take a look.”Monkey's mouth was covered in purple grape juice as he threw cherries into his mouth one after another.
Xiao Chen looked at the fruit plate and swallowed his saliva. He was filled with regret. If he had known that this fellow was so heartless, he would have cut a plate of radishes instead of pretending to be forthright.
"Have you bought the radishes?" When Sun Wukong raised his head to take the cherry, he grabbed a handful of dates and stuffed them into his mouth.
"I bought it, I bought it. My master likes it very much. I have to send some over to my master later.”
"You can ask your master to buy it! 999 gold coins isn't expensive!" Xiao Chen only thought about this in his heart and didn't say it out loud. He looked at Monkey eating happily and said,"I want to know something, Brother Monkey." Otherwise, it would be a waste of this expensive fruit plate.
"Say, as long as it's in the Heavenly Court, there's nothing I don't know.”Monkey noticed that Xiao Chen was secretly eating, so he picked up the plate and put it in his arms. He took a bite of grapes, a bite of cherries, and a bite of pineapple. He was eating happily.
Xiao Chen thought for a moment and felt that he couldn't let himself be wronged. He took out a sugar cane from the warehouse that hadn't been stewed in the fruit plate. As he chewed on the skin, he roughly explained what had happened today. Finally, he said,"Kacha, hmm, gudong, pah, pah…Would the Jade Emperor care about such a trivial matter?”
"Kacha, gudong, gudong, pei…pei pei.”
Monkey stared at the sugar cane that Xiao Chen was gnawing on. Suddenly, a sly smile appeared on his face. He raised his furry finger and pointed at it. When Xiao Chen spat out the sugar cane residue in his mouth, he went to bite it again...
"F * ck!"
Xiao Chen looked at the bluestone stick in his hand and touched his painful front teeth. He wanted to cry but had no tears.
"You can't be so scammed!"
Her heart felt stifled…
"Kacha, gudong, gudong, mm, this stick tastes good! Pei, such a small matter…Pei…How could the Jade Emperor care? Pui, pui, pui…Kacha…That pretty boy, hmm, gudong, was just scaring you, pui, pui, pui. Don't bother about him! Kacha, if he continues to compete, gudong…I'll smash his palace for you, pui, pui! Kacha…"
"Kacha!" Xiao Chen glared at Monkey and bit down on the carrot.""At least you have a conscience!"
Xiao Chen had also recovered from the shock. Thinking carefully about Hades 'tone after that, he did not seem to be so angry, nor did he show any intention of putting righteousness above family. Instead, he was not as tough as him.
That guy probably wanted to give her a good beating first, then give her a few sweet dates to show that he would help her suppress the matter. Then, when she was dizzy and grateful, he would take the opportunity to get some benefits.
Immortals were all so black-bellied!
Not only did he steal his vegetables, but he was also so disloyal.
He would definitely make a killing later!
Otherwise, he would be letting down the intelligent mind that had evolved from the great history of human development!
"Pui pui…Give me another stick. I have something good for you!”Monkey laughed shamelessly.
Perhaps this guy had come with a gift.
Xiao Chen decided that he would never be so innocent in the future!
He handed over the sugar cane on one hand and the good stuff on the other.
When he took it, he saw that it was a spinning white pearl.
It was the size of a pigeon egg and was shining with a pure white light. From time to time, a golden swastika symbol would float from it and disappear into the air. Looking at it, he first felt a surge of emotions, followed by a deep sense of guilt, and then his heart was as still as water, calm and clear.
Although he didn't know what it was used for, Xiao Chen knew that this bead was indeed a good thing!
But what's the use? Xiao Chen looked at Sun Wukong curiously.
"Hehe, this is the Buddha Fruit of the 'Thirty-Five Buddha's Confession' and it is also the kind and pure energy that has accumulated for more than thirty thousand years. It is so great that it is enough to eliminate all the evil causes and sins in your life. After using it, you will return to a pure body and receive endless blessings. Kacha…Gulp…Pui pui!"
"My master asked me to give this to you…"
"Damn it, you cheated me of my sugar cane!"
Just as he was about to roll up his sleeves and fight Sun Wukong to the death, a rabbit appeared on the farm...
Immediately after, Chang'e, Zhu Bajie, and Friar Sand were like grasshoppers on a rope. Someone pulled the end of the rope and they all jumped out.
Xiao Chen's face trembled, and blood flowed out of his heart. He counted with his fingers. I'm going to f * cking go bankrupt today!# Date:09 27 2019 11:30AM
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