"Thump, thump, thump!"
Before Xiao Chen could continue to lament, he was shocked by the sudden sound of the door being knocked.
"Open the door. F * ck, your father is exhausted!”The sound of panting at the door was very familiar. Xiao Chen quickly walked over and opened the door. He saw Wei Yan leaning against the railing of the stairs, panting like a dog.
"F * ck, why are you here?" "You weren't already in the stairwell when I called you, were you?" Xiao Chen asked in surprise.”
"F * ck, I'm here to congratulate you on your re-entry into the ranks of single dogs and to watch the show.”As he said that, he entered the door with a weak look. He handed the thing in his hand forward and scolded,"Catch, f * ck. Can't you see that your father is dying?" Xiao Chen didn't say anything about this verbal bargain. After putting the thing firmly in his hand, he reluctantly raised his foot and left a clear footprint on his friend's huge butt. This footprint seemed to have magic. Wei Yan's fat body staggered and then fell heavily into the sofa in the living room.
Sigh…Fortunately, I bought this sofa with my own money. Otherwise, the landlord would definitely ask for compensation when I checked out!
Xiao Chen looked at the sofa that was creaking miserably and thought to himself.
Although Wei Yan's words were sarcastic, Xiao Chen didn't think so.
Although this guy was in B City, he was in another district. It would take him nearly two and a half hours to get here by car.
On such a hot day, it was hard for him to drag his fat body and risk being braised by the sun to come all the way to comfort him.
Xiao Chen touched the cold beer in the plastic bag and took out a bottle of beer. He took a big gulp of beer before opening another bottle of beer. He walked over and placed it on the tea machine in front of the sofa.
Carrying so many things up to the sixth floor in one breath, this 200-pound fatty was probably exhausted. He was still huddled on the sofa panting.
After a while, Wei Yan sat up with difficulty. As he sat up, the fat on his stomach was squeezed out by him by half a meter. The trembling elasticity could be seen through his clothes. He reached out with difficulty to grab the beer from the tea machine and drank half a bottle in one go. After putting down the bottle of wine, she finally saw the situation at Xiao Chen's house." F * ck, did Dumb climb up from the bottom to come here for a day trip?”
"You little sister!" Xiao Chen carried the big watermelon that Wei Yan had brought into the kitchen and cut it in half with a knife. He found two small spoons and said,"" You just happen to be bored. Help me clean up the house after you finish eating the watermelon…"
" Well, I still have something to do, so I'll be leaving first. I won't see you off, I won't see you off, I won't…" Wei Yan stood up decisively, looking like he was chased out by a ghost."Seriously, I'll invite you to the workers 'stadium next Saturday.”
Although Wei Yan was fat and would be exhausted after walking a few steps, it did not stop him from becoming a super fan.
Coincidentally, there was a football match in the stadium next Saturday, and it was Wei Yan's favorite team.
To a super fan, this sentence was much more tempting than showing him a beautiful woman. Wei Yan instantly withdrew his hand from the door handle and quickly picked up the broom with a heroic expression.
Xiao Chen entrusted the farm to the small farmer through consciousness communication and buried his head in cleaning the house.
With help, why not clean up now and wait until next year?
In the evening, when the lights were on, Xiao Chen led Wei Yan to sit on a chair in a food stall.
Where was the best place to eat on a hot summer day? Of course, it was the roadside stalls. The small skewers were rolled up, and the small wine was rolled up. The evening breeze blew, and it was very comfortable.
At this point, Xiao Chen even felt that the food stall was more impressive than any high-end restaurant.
Of course, it would be even better if the fatty opposite him stopped squinting his small eyes at him.
"F * ck, I didn't really look you in the eye today. Only now did I realize…you seem to have changed!”Wei Yan picked up the bottle and blew on it. He squinted his eyes and leaned forward to look at Xiao Chen, as if he wouldn't stop until he got a clear look.
" Cough, cough…" Xiao Chen took a big puff of his cigarette and flipped his hair."You just see that I'm handsome again. It's not like you'll lose a piece of fat meat if you admit it.”
"F * ck, I might have been blind, but I'm still that idiot.”Wei Yan was relieved. He patted his chest in relief and picked up a skewer of roasted mutton to chew. He had to admit that Xiao Chen seemed to be more handsome than before. He was even taller than before.
Could it be that the legendary 23 drops were true? But this guy was only 21 this year. Could it be that he had developed late and had not grown up before?
Xiao Chen, on the other hand, was secretly chatting with the small farmer to clear his doubts."I've already downed three bottles of beer. With my usual alcohol tolerance, I should be blushing even if I don't get drunk. And this cigarette was also the same. It was soft and had no strength at all. Is it related to the fact that I used the Body Tempering Pill?”
"Yes, arena master." "After the double transformation of the Body Tempering Pill and the Shaping Pill, your physical strength is already close to an immortal body. How can these ordinary things hurt you?"”
"I understand now! By the way, will there be Body Tempering Pills and Shaping Pills in the mission gift bag? I want to give them to my family and friends.”Xiao Chen asked.
"This kind of illegal question cannot be answered by a small farmer. However, Xiao Nong knew that when your processing workshop reached a certain level, you could find the formulas for these two pills and process them yourself. The effects would be the same.”
After ending the conversation with the small farmer, Wei Yan suddenly asked,""By the way, do you still remember that Clear Broth Noodle Soup?”
" Cough…Pfff…" Xiao Chen had just taken a big gulp of beer when the words 'Clear Broth Noodle Noodle Soup' made him look crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.
Caught off guard, Xiao Chen choked. Unable to vent the beer in his mouth, the beer shot out of his nostrils and landed accurately on the kebab skewer in Wei Yan's hand.
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