The next day, on the bed in Bai Qian's bedroom!
"Yes! "I'll know who wakes up first." Bai Erya got up from the bed and pulled open the curtains of the bedroom. She looked at the sunlight shining in from outside and pulled out an ancient saying that she didn't understand before stretching her back!
After that, Bai Erya went to the bathroom and started to wash up, put on makeup, and change her clothes! Finally, he added a three-piece celebrity suit!
Yes! Today's light sauce is also so spicy and beautiful!~ My ass! You're already wearing a mask and sunglasses to cover yourself up, and you're still showing off here! Shameless!
She went downstairs and bought a few buns from the breakfast shop near where she lived. Then, Bai Qian drove her red SUV to the 13 provinces of Deyun Society!
"Morning, Sister Li! Eat it!" Bai Qian came to the front desk and greeted Zhang Yali at the front desk in a Beijing style!
"Ah! Eat it! Xiao Qian, when did you come back?" Zhang Yali nodded and said to Bai Qian!
"Last night's flight. By the way, is my dad here today?”Bai Qian asked Zhang Yali.
"Ms. Guo brought Xiao Yue to record Guo's show the day before yesterday. She should be back either today or tomorrow!”Zhang Yali said to Bai Qian!
"Oh! Alright then! Sister Li, give me a call if my dad comes back! I'll go upstairs first!" Bai Qian said to Zhang Yali!
"Alright! I know!" Zhang Yali nodded at Bai Qian, indicating that she had registered this matter!
After saying that, Bai Qian went upstairs to her resting room!
With a bun in her mouth, Bai Qian scrolled through her phone while eating, looking at the comments section on Weibo!
Don't look at Bai Qian's browser cheat, but as the readers of this book said! There were no female crosstalk actors who became popular, so most of the jokes could not be used by Bai Qian. Only a few of the jokes could be copied by Bai Erya, and they had to be overhauled!
Where did the inspiration come from? Of course, it had to come from the idiotic netizens on the Internet!
There was once a senior who said that art came from life! There was also a senior who said that he had to progress with the times! Falling behind meant being beaten up!
Bai Er Ya had a very accurate positioning of herself. She was born in the 1990s, and the jokes she said were all suitable for the young people of today. Now, most of the consumers of celebrities were these young people, so Bai Er Ya usually found inspiration from the gathering places of the big stupid netizens on the Internet!
Even though it was the 15th year of the Lunar New Year, this was a parallel world. Things did not develop as they did in Bai Er Ya's previous life. Some things were gone, and some things came out ahead of time! Take Weibo for example!
The comments section was filled with the Yellow Ape Army! The leader was the most famous ID, Monchi D. Yellow Ape! Toll's profile picture was only photoshopped to Lord Yellow Ape!
The first comment in the comment section was the line sent by this ID,"I'm here, bro ~" and something like "Huang Yuan will be late but will never be absent"!
Among them were one or two Yan Shuangying!
Bai Qian still felt that Yan Shuangying's meme was more fun! As long as the enemy country doesn't use nuclear weapons, we won't send out Yan Shuangying!
What else do you mean by I don't have any bullets in my gun?
Of course, there was also the iron-blooded tough guy Lu Han, the abdominal muscle ripping Cai Bi, the true colors of a man Huang Tao, the bodybuilding expert Wang Junkai, the steel behemoth Wang Yuan, and the demon muscle man Yi Qianxi!
Anyway, Bai Erya felt that these idiotic netizens were really too talented. Bai Erya was laughing so hard that she almost choked!
Bai Qian smiled as she continued to scroll to see if there was anything she could add to her joke!
For example, this Bai Qian felt that it was not bad!
Killing one person is a crime, slaughtering ten thousand people is a king, killing ten thousand people is a king among kings, king among kings, long ham, one section is stronger than six sections, three hundred years, Jiuzhi Hall, cure kidney deficiency, no sugar, jelly! I want a happy son!
Bai Erya felt that this part was not bad. It could be used as a good baggage!
It was a good choice whether it was the beginning to liven up the atmosphere or the end! Bai Qian felt that this was a good ending! Go to hell with Sun Yue!~ Yes! It was perfect!
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