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5 A Top-Class Coffin

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"Look at your uncultured appearance. You don't even know who the good guardian of the Nihulu is? You even graduated from university!" Bai Qian said disdainfully to Sun Yue.

"Who is he? Was he very famous? Why do I have to know him?" Sun Yue asked Bai Qian unwillingly.

"Heshen!"

"Who?" He Shen?"

"He Shen's original name is Shan Bao!”

"If it's He Shen, then there's nothing wrong with you being so arrogant!"”

"Hmph! Right? I'll put my hands on my hips first! Aiyo, you're making me look bad!"

"Stop being so cocky! Hurry up and eat! The dishes will get cold soon!"

"Yes!" My servant girl also advised me to do the same! Let me eat a little!"

"Then what did you say?"”

"Eat what?!" I haven't posted it on my Moments! Let me take a photo and post it on WeChat!!”

"Hi!" Then who would understand what you're saying!”

"Exactly ~ Just when I was happy, it's over! Something happened!" Bai Qian spread her hands and said.

"What's wrong?" Did you find out that you're an imposter?"

"A eunuch came over and told me! He Daren! Emperor Qianlong has passed away!"

"Hahaha ~"

"Yi ~" The audience below the stage burst into laughter again!

"Master Qianlong is dead."

"I'm telling you, I've read this part of history!”Bai Qian said to Sun Yue!

"I've seen this too!"”

"Qianlong is dead, and so am I!"”

"Of course!" It's about the next day!"

"That's right! His unlucky son gave me a white rope and strangled me to death!”At this point, Bai Qian made a strangling gesture.

Sun Yue,"This is called bestowing white silk."

"When I turned around, I saw a few eunuchs dragging Bai Lingzi towards me! Tell me!"

"What did he say?"

"The Emperor has ordered you to ascend to heaven with His Excellency!"”

"You deserve to die."

"I said yes!" Because history could not be reversed!”

"That's right!"

"But before I die, I have a request!"”

"You?"

"Now that I'm in this position, I'm called a minister of the highest position!”Bai Qian pointed at her chest and said.

"That's true."

"So after I die, you must bury me well."”

"That's for sure."

"My coffin needs to be top-notch!"”

Sun Yue: There's a top-notch match for this thing?"

"I want a sunroof, leather seats, and automatic transmission!”

"Who would understand what you're saying then?"

"That's right. Those eunuchs are all stunned!"???The young eunuchs were all dumbfounded. They thought to themselves that he really knew how to play with adults. Even his death was different from others!”

"Hi!"

"I took advantage of the moment when they were letting their imagination run wild!”

"Aren't you afraid of changing history?”Sun Yue teased Bai Qian.

"Nonsense, you're not the one who's going to die!" Bai Qian said angrily after hearing Sun Yue's words.

The audience was speechless.

"I'm thinking while I'm running. I touched the electric door when I came here. What should I do when I go back? At this time, there was no electricity, let alone an electric switch!”Bai Qian said as she jogged.

"I can't go back."”

"Yeah, oh my god!"”

"What should we do?"

"Run back!"

Sun Yue: " Huh???"

"I ran around the garden."”

"Is there any use running like this?" Sun Yue asked Bai Qian.

Bai Qian: " There's a wall in the garden. I ran too fast and didn't stop!" Bang!"

"They must have hit the wall."”

"When I opened my eyes again, I found myself back at home."”

"You're back already?" asked Sun Yue.

"Oh!" Bai Qian pretended to be enlightened.

"What's wrong?"

Bai Qian,[I've mastered this transmigration technique!]”

"Huh?" What is knocking on the door?"

"If you want to cross, touch the electric door. If you want to come back, hit the wall!"”

"Hey! Well, this brat had concluded that it was knocking on the door!”Sun Yue was amused.

"This time, I can't go to the Qing Dynasty.”

"Where are you going?"

"Republic of China!"

"Because there are electric gates in the Republic of China, right?" Sun Yue said.

"Then take a look. There are electric gates in the Republic of China that can come back at any time, right?”Bai Qian said to Sun Yue.

"You really know how to play!" Sun Yue complained to Bai Qian.

"I want to travel to the Republic of China and become an amazing person!" Clang ~! Kula!"

"Look at your unlucky sound effects."”

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