Tang: I have a mall
18 : Bad brain

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At noon in the northern city of Luoyang, at the intersection of several roads, a large group of people were surrounding the circle and stretching their necks to see a few people eating strange things in the center of the circle.

These people ate very badly. They held a white, fluffy steamed pancake in their hands and bit it fiercely. They chewed very quickly and had strange smiles on their faces.

It gave people the feeling that this steamed pancake was very delicious."Is this thing so delicious?"

"This performance is still a little rough." As Peng Yu ate, she wiped the cold sweat off her forehead as she watched Peng Yong's performance.

His original intention was to show that the steamed bun was very delicious. He wanted to be surprised and satisfied. In short, he wanted to have the feeling that he had made a big profit by eating it.

This also made him miss the food carriers in his later life. They were professionals. Whether it was their performance, queuing, or eating, they were all first-class.

However, this was enough for the people of the Great Tang. Just this special steamed bun had attracted the attention of passersby.

"What are they eating? It looks delicious."

"Is that a steamed pancake? It doesn't feel like it. The steamed pancake isn't that white, nor is it that soft."

"Is it that delicious? Look, that man is drooling."

" Look at that big guy. He's already eaten quite a few. He's not even drinking a single mouthful of water. Aren't you afraid of choking him?"

"What are they doing? Are they selling steamed cakes?”

The crowd of onlookers began to discuss in low voices.

As time passed, more and more people joined the crowd.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?"

Finally, someone couldn't help but ask loudly.

Peng Yu let out a long breath. He wanted to suppress the curiosity of the people to the maximum. Only then would the moment of explosion have enough effect.

Finally, someone broke the silence!

" Dear fellow villagers, I'm Peng Yu. I'm here in Bei City today to bring you good news and bad news." Peng Yu cupped her hands at the crowd.

"What do you mean?"

"What are you doing?"

"What do you mean by bringing good news and bad news at the same time?”

The surrounding crowd was a little unsettled. They no longer whispered and began to shout loudly.

"Hey, what do you mean? Why do you think there's bad news when you're eating?" An old man said unhappily.

"That's right. Could it be that we're standing in the wrong place and stepping on someone else's things?”Someone was watching from the ground.

Even Peng Yong, Li Daniu, Peng Xiaolin, and the two men standing beside Peng Yu were dumbfounded.

Aren't they giving out steamed buns? Why are there so many famous dishes?

This time, there were even more people watching the show. People who were buying things in other markets heard the commotion and ran over, blocking the entire road.

"Pa!" Peng Yu clapped her hands twice, and the crisp sound immediately quieted the chaotic scene.

"Everyone, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?”Peng Yu threw out another bait.

This time, the crowd exploded. Peng Yu chuckled as he looked at the chaotic crowd. This was the effect he wanted.

For such a question, asking one person might get an answer very quickly. If he asked two people, there would be disagreement. If he asked three people, he would probably have to vote. If he asked a group of people, it would be the same as throwing a bomb into a manure pit.

"I want to hear the bad news first.”

"Of course it's good news. Isn't the bad news always heard last?”

" How can you leave the bad news for the last? You'll only feel more assured after hearing the bad news. That way, you'll feel more at ease when you hear the good news."

"That's not right. Then let me ask you, which one do you want to hear? Your wife gave birth to a fat boy or your wife cheated on you?”

"How can you talk like this? Forget it, I won't listen to any news. I'd better beat you up first."

The crowd was filled with such conversations and teasing. There were also quite a number of people who started fighting. Peng Yu's eyes were fixed on them. This Tang Dynasty person's temper was really hot. If he said he would do it, he would do it. There was no nonsense.

"Pa!" Peng Yu clapped her hands helplessly, and the scene quieted down.

"I saw that everyone was arguing for a long time without reaching a conclusion. I think I should tell you the bad news first." Peng Yu swept her gaze across the crowd and felt a little nervous. Those who wanted to hear the good news first would not come out and beat him up, right?

"Hurry up and tell me. I can't wait." No one in the crowd jumped out and cheered in unison.

"The bad news is that everyone might not be able to eat sour steamed pancakes in the future!”Peng Yu kept him in suspense.

"What? You can't eat steamed pancakes anymore?"

"Did you run out of flour?"

"Could it be that the aristocratic families want to store all the flour in the granary and not let us eat it?”

"Is there going to be a war? This official wants to take back all the grain?”

All kinds of guesses rang out in the crowd, and their faces were filled with panic and confusion.

Peng Yu's face darkened. The people of the Great Tang had no sense of humor. If this war was brought up in the future, he would definitely be charged with spreading rumors.

"Everyone, be quiet. I said that everyone can't eat steamed pancakes without sourness, not that they can't eat steamed pancakes. "Peng Yu, come out and explain.

However, after his explanation, the crowd became even more confused. Everyone looked at Peng Yu with a hint of sympathy.

So this kid's brain was not working well.

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