Ignoring Zhang Heng, who had a dark expression on his face, Sun Wukong opened the Hundred Schools of Philosophy's ancient books with interest.
He casually opened a book of the Yin-Yang School and started reading. After a while, he felt dizzy and quickly left.
He muttered,"What is written? Why can't I understand it?"”
"Hahaha…"
Zhang Heng laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. Damn monkey, who asked you to laugh at my low cultivation?
No matter how high your cultivation is, can you understand what he wrote?
Sun Wukong glared at Zhang Heng and opened the bookstore.
" Legend of Wukong!?"
Sun Wukong's pupils constricted as he stared at Zhang Heng." Who wrote this?”
Zhang Heng chuckled." No, that's me."”
"Hmph, so you're a fan of mine, Old Sun. You wrote a book especially for me, Old Sun, to commemorate the great achievements of wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace back then?”
Sun Wukong waved his hand casually." Hey, you don't have to be like this. I can already feel your respect for me!"”
Zhang Heng's face was full of question marks. Is it really okay for you to be so narcissistic?
I'm your fan?
Commemoration of your great achievements in wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace?
How could that be called a great achievement??
You haven't even broken into the Soaring Heaven King Palace, and you haven't even seen the shadow of the Jade Emperor, Brother Monkey!
This was a complete monkey show!
This was a monkey show that the entire Heavenly Court and Buddhist League were watching!
I hope you can still laugh when you watch Legend of Wukong later.
Zhang Heng thought to himself, looking forward to Sun Wukong's expression after reading Legend of Wukong.
Sun Wukong laughed happily." Let me see how you write!"”
"If you don't write down my peerless elegance, I won't forgive you!”
As he spoke, Sun Wukong opened Legend of Wukong.
Leaves drifted to the ground, seeds slept under the snow, and flowers bloomed and quickly withered.
In the shadow of the flowing light, the star map kept changing. High mountains rose from the sea, and after hundreds of generations of vegetation, there were always patches of them standing upright in the wind, resembling their ancestors.
How could he forget the Journey to the West?
Sun Wukong's heart trembled inexplicably, and he actually did not dare to open the first chapter.
Taking a deep breath, he tapped on it and looked at it attentively.
When the four of them arrived here, there was a dense forest in front of them. There was no way out again.
"Wukong, I'm hungry.”Tang Sanzang sat down on the rock and said.
"I'm busy right now. Can't you find it yourself?……It's not like I don't have legs." Sun Wukong said as he leaned on his stick.
"Are you busy? What are you busy with?"
"Don't you think the sunset is beautiful?”Sun Wukong said, his eyes still looking at the horizon," I can only persevere in walking west every day by looking at this.”
"You can look while looking, as long as you don't bump into a big tree.”
"I don't do anything when I'm watching the sunset!”
This was a very willful monkey.
Sun Wukong watched the video for a while and thought to himself as he looked at the horizon.
It was already evening.
Yes, the sunset was indeed beautiful.
During the 500 years he had been trapped under the Five Elements Mountain, he had nothing to do. He liked to stare at the sunset and think back to the infinite glory when he was the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal.
Becoming sworn brothers with the Seven Saints and leading the Flowerfruit Mountain's demon race, how awe-inspiring was that?
He continued reading.
It seemed like his master's Tang Sanzang was caught by a ten-thousand-year-old tree.
Talking about life with a tree?
" Are you kidding me?" Sun Wukong couldn't help but laugh. There were also a few tree demons who had become spirits on the Flowerfruit Mountain. Which one of them would call him 'Great King' without respect?
Another demoness came and wanted to eat Tang Sanzang. Sun Wukong finally made his move and wanted to kill this demoness.
But he showed mercy.
Sun Wukong seemed to have lost a crucial memory.
At the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Sun Wukong held his phone in one hand and scratched the back of his head with the other.
He didn't forget anything. He remembered everything from the moment he was born!
He still remembered that he had kicked over the Eight Trigrams Furnace in Elder Jun's Tushita Palace!
The True Samadhi Fire that came out had burned off more than half of the old man's white beard!
Sun Wukong was eager to know the rest of the story.
He clicked on the next chapter, but there was nothing else.
Sun Wukong was speechless.
Are you kidding me?
"Great Sage, don't worry. I've only written one chapter of this book…"
Zhang Heng, who was watching the changes in Sun Wukong's expression, felt very pleased.
Feel the pain of broken chapters!
"Then hurry up and write!"
Sun Wukong roared. His voice was so loud that even he was shocked.
"Alright, I'll write it now!"
"Oh right, Great Sage, don't forget to add me as a friend. I'm the number one novelist in history ~"
Zhang Heng turned into a streak of light and ran away.
At the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Sun Wukong scratched his head and read the only chapter of Legend of Wukong over and over again.
Only then did he click to exit.
"Celestial Bane? Romance of the Dragon and Snake?"
" The name sounds pretty good. Open it and see…"
"F * ck, they actually want to collect money.??”
Sun Wukong was speechless. All he had was monkey fur. Where did the money come from?
He had no choice but to exit the bookstore and open the QQ chat.
After registering an account, he thought about it and decided to call himself 'I'm the best in the world'.
Sun Wukong sent Zhang Heng a friend request and opened the chat group with curiosity.
The right person: " Haha, there's a newcomer again?" Welcome, welcome!
Master Sanzang: Newcomer's photo explosion/comical!
[Laozi is the best in the world: What is a photo explosion?]
[A wisp of pure wind: There is a camera function in QQ. If you point your phone at yourself and send the photo, it will be a hot photo.]
So that was the case.
Sun Wukong was enlightened. He turned on the camera function and aimed the phone at his monkey face.
"Kacha".
A photo was generated.
Sun Wukong looked at his withered monkey fur and the weeds on his body and head in the photo. His entire monkey was filled with a post-modern decadent style.
After thinking about it, she was too embarrassed to send the photo out.
I'm the Best in the World: Forget it, I won't expose the photos. By the way, which one of you has money?
Little Qing Yin,"What do you want money for?"
I'm the best in the world: I'm reading books. I can't even read the books in the bookstore without money!
Money? I have plenty!
Ding!
A friend request popped up in Sun Wukong's QQ chat. It was from 'The Right One' with a red packet attached.
Sun Wukong gladly accepted it and took the red packet as well. He then sent a private message to the 'right person'.
[I'm the best in the world: Thanks, brother. When I come out, I'll cover you!]
Chang 'an, Imperial Palace.
In the royal study, Li Er couldn't help but laugh when he saw Sun Wukong's message.
I am the Emperor of the Great Tang, blessed with the fate of humanity. Do I need your protection?
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