Zombie World: The Strongest Patroller
34 If you dare to steal my body, I’ll turn you into an idiot

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The few of them chatted and chatted.

During this time, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed mentioned something and said,""Fellow Daoist Wu, are you still going to stay in Ren Town?”

"I'm preparing to go out and travel." Wu Feng said. It just so happened that Ren Town had been peaceful recently, so he didn't have any merit points.

Daoist Priest Four-Eyed suddenly became spirited and said,""Travel around? Why don't we go together? You can go to my dojo to take a look. The mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the climate is pleasant. It's not bad.”

Wu Feng smiled." Alright, just in time. I also want to go and have a chat with Master Ikxiu."”

"Don't talk to him, talk to me. After all, it's a foreign religion, and our local exorcists are closer.”Daoist Priest Four-Eyed pursed his lips and said.

Wu Feng smiled and didn't say anything.

Wu Feng knew that the plot of " Uncle Zombie " was about to begin.

Since he had nothing to do in Ren Jia Town, he might as well go out for a walk and experience the plot of " Uncle Zombie " at the same time. It was not bad to earn some merit points.

"Alright, we'll rest for the day and set off tomorrow.”Daoist Priest Four-Eyed felt energized. He felt that he wouldn't be lonely for the rest of the journey, so he was in a much better mood. He didn't dwell on Master Ikyuu's bad words about him anymore.

That night, Ren Tingting asked Wu Feng out for dinner, and Wu Feng expressed his intention to go on a long trip.

Ren Tingting was suddenly reluctant and helpless, but she couldn't ask Wu Feng to stay with her. After all, their relationship was far from that stage.

"How long have you been gone? When will you be back?”Ren Tingting asked.

"Two months at the earliest, a few months at the slowest.”Wu Feng gave an ambiguous answer.

After all, transportation wasn't developed in this era, and he couldn't tell how long it would take to get there.

However, Wu Feng definitely had to return to Ren Town because many of the plots happened in Ren Town.

As long as he could earn merit points, Wu Feng would definitely come back.

"Alright, I'll wait for you here. When you come back, Brother Wu Feng must look for me first.”Ren Tingting said with a red face.

"Yes, you should be doing well too. Learn more about doing business from your father. After all, you're the only daughter of the Ren family. In the future, you'll have to inherit this huge family business.”Wu Feng said with a smile.

"Hehehe, father said to find a son-in-law who will retire. This family business should be inherited by the son-in-law.”Ren Tingting looked at Wu Feng meaningfully.

Wu Feng smiled and said,"My son-in-law is quite popular these two years, but I'm tired of watching him."?”

"Ah?" Ren Tingting was stunned.

"Hahaha, it's nothing. I was just complaining.”Wu Feng laughed.

After bidding farewell to Ren Tingting, he was delayed for another day at the mortuary.

When the sky darkened, Wu Feng and Daoist Priest Four-Eyed set off.

……

"We jump, we keep jumping, we jump forward, we jump backward, we twist, we spread our legs.”

On the way, Wu Feng was speechless when he saw Daoist Priest Four-Eyed chasing the corpse.

The four-eyed Taoist priest stood in front of the zombie team, and the zombies behind him stood in a row. They raised their arms and pressed on the shoulders of the people in front of them, jumping forward.

Daoist Priest Four-Eyed was holding the corpse-chasing bell and dragging the soul-summoning lamp as he hopped in front.

However, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed had a lot of tricks up his sleeves. He led the zombies and jumped forward in various poses, jumping forward, jumping backward, and jumping in circles...

"Taoist priest, if you could save these idle people, how much time would you waste on the road?" Wu Feng looked at Taoist priest Four-Eyed and said.”

He felt that if Daoist Priest Four-Eyed were to drive the corpses away obediently, he could save at least three to four days of time.

Daoist Priest Four-Eyed smiled and said," Fellow Daoist Wu, you don't understand. As the saying goes, work never forgets entertainment. It's very hard to drive corpses. It's a long night, and there's only me and a group of zombies. There's no one to talk to, so I can only make fun of it. It's already a habit.”

Wu Feng smiled helplessly and said,"Alright then, please continue."

" Let's jump, let's keep jumping, let's jump forward and backward, let's twist, let's tilt…"

Hualala!

As a result, a large number of zombies fell.

Wu Feng was speechless.

Daoist Priest Four-Eyed said to the zombie team in embarrassment,""Sorry, sorry, brothers."

After saying that, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed raised his hand and pointed at the zombie at the front. He shouted,"Rise!"

All the zombies stood up straight.

Wu Feng was intrigued. It had to be said that the knowledge of corpse transportation was quite interesting to savor.

However, in the original novel, the scene where Daoist Priest Four-Eyed used a toad as a means of transportation did not happen.

Perhaps because of Wu Feng, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed didn't play any tricks.

Perhaps it was because of Wu Feng's idle chatter along the way, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed was no longer bored.

Shua!

At this moment, Wu Feng caught a glimpse of a white figure flashing through the bushes from the corner of his eye.

"There's demonic qi." Wu Feng thought to himself.

Then, he remembered that a vixen would appear to steal Daoist Priest Four-Eyed's zombie.

It seemed that this part of the story hadn't been deleted.

"Let's jump and jump, we'll spread our legs and jump, I'll jump on one leg, we'll jump in circles.”

Daoist Priest Four-Eyed was still focused on chasing the corpses and immersed in his own fun. He did not notice that there was a tail behind him.

Wu Feng also pretended not to see it and followed Daoist Priest Four-Eyed.

Behind the zombie team, a white figure flew onto the tree. It was a beautiful woman with long black hair tied up and a white dress wrapped around her body. She aimed at a short zombie at the back of the zombie team. Then, she raised her hand and a white ribbon flew out, wrapping around the short zombie and taking it away.

"Oh no, someone is stealing my customers!”Daoist Priest Four-Eyed only reacted at this moment.

Wu Feng, on the other hand, had already taken the first step. He raised his hand and summoned the Soul Suppressing Hammer, spinning it towards the white-robed vixen's body.

Bang!

This Soul Suppressing Hammer smashed directly into the white-robed fox demon's abdomen, causing the fox demon to spit out a mouthful of blood and fall from the tree.

Clang!

Daoist Priest Four-Eyed drew the magic sword on his back and shouted,""How dare you steal my corpse? I'll turn you into an idiot!”

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