Nothing happened for a day.
In the evening, after Ninth Uncle, Wu Feng, and Taoist Priest Four-Eyed had dinner, they drank tea and chatted.
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed planned to stay here for a night and rest, because he had to travel for a few days.
"Daoist Priest Four-Eyed, I wonder if Master Ikxiu is in good health?”Wu Feng asked. At the same time, he wanted to prove something.
That was whether Uncle Zombie and Mr. Zombie were in the same timeline.
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed snorted and said,""I'm filled with anger when I mention that monk. He lives next door to me and knocks on a broken wooden fish all day long to recite scriptures. He knocks in the morning and at night. Fortunately, that monk has gone on a journey, so I can have some peace and quiet.”
Wu Feng nodded. It seemed like Uncle Zombie and Mr. Zombie were on the same timeline.
"Sigh, actually, I'm quite bored when the old monk isn't around. I'd rather take on more business than go back and sit around.”Daoist Priest Four-Eyed sighed again.
Wu Feng smiled but didn't say anything. Actually, he knew that Daoist Priest Four-Eyed and Master Ikkyuu were a f * cking couple who loved each other to death. They were the kind that were full of gay love.
"Ah! Help! Zombies!"
At this moment, a scream came from the morgue. It was Wen Cai's voice.
"What happened?" Ninth Uncle and Daoist Priest Four-Eyed rushed out.
Wu Feng sat still because he knew what had happened.
Wen Cai went to the morgue to offer incense, and then Qiu Sheng came secretly. He dressed up as a zombie to scare Wen Cai. As a result, the two of them played around and woke up all the " customers " brought by Taoist Priest Four-Eyed. Zombies ran all over the room. They were jumping around and looking very cute, but Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were so scared that they peed and shit.
However, Ninth Uncle and Daoist Priest Four-Eyed could easily settle such a small scene. Wu Feng did not need to do anything at all.
……
As expected, this little farce was quickly settled.
"Aiya, you two brats, why did you have to play with my customers?”Daoist Priest Four-Eyed looked at Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai helplessly.
The two of them lowered their heads, knowing that they had caused trouble this time.
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed said as he drove the zombie team away.
"Junior brother, stay for a few more days." Ninth Uncle urged him to stay, feeling a little apologetic.
"Sigh, forget it, forget it. I'll stay for another two days. Who knows what these two brats will do to my guests.”Daoist Priest Four-Eyed shook his head and sighed. He drove the zombie team away from the mortuary.
Before he left, there was a short zombie who couldn't jump out of the stairs and was kicked out by Qiu Sheng.
"F * ck, it's different from the original novel.”Wu Feng smiled helplessly.
Early the next morning.
Ninth Uncle called Wu Feng over and said," Fellow Daoist Wu, Old Master Ren asked me to go and discuss some matters. He also asked me to try some foreign tea. Do you want to come along?"”
"As expected."
Wu Feng thought to himself that the official plot had begun. He nodded and said,"Alright, let's go together."
"Master, Master, I want to go too. I also want to drink foreign tea and see the world.”Wen Cai said as he jumped out of nowhere.
Ninth Uncle looked at his disciple helplessly and dotingly and said,"Alright, then speak less when you arrive, lest you embarrass yourself.”
"Yes, yes, yes, definitely, definitely." Wen Cai nodded like a chick pecking at rice.
Just like that, Ninth Uncle, Wu Feng, and Wen Cai went out and arrived at the only coffee shop in Ren Town.
Ninth Uncle pushed the door open and walked in. The waiter came up."May I ask if you have reserved a seat?”
He could clearly feel the contempt in the waiter's eyes because he could see that these three people were not dressed like wealthy people. They were not rich people in town at all. How could they afford to come to such a place? Could it be that he had entered the wrong shop?
One had to know that in this era, the consumption of coffee shops was very high. After all, the rarer an item was, the more expensive it was.
"What's wrong? Didn't Ren Fa book a seat for us?" Wu Feng said indifferently.
"What? Old Master Ren, so it's Old Master Ren's guest. Please, please, Old Master Ren is upstairs.”The waiter immediately changed his expression and led the way with a smile.
"Hmph, you're a dog that relies on others." Wen Cai snorted coldly from behind.
"It's human nature. There's no need to care." Wu Feng said calmly.
They came to the second floor and saw Ren Fa, the richest man in Ren Town. He was a slightly plump middle-aged man. Although he was dressed plainly, his temperament and the details on his body clearly showed that he was either rich or noble.
He wasn't like the typical nouveau riche, who had a big gold chain and a small gold watch. His mouth was pouting as if he was afraid that others wouldn't know that he was rich.
Wu Feng knew how the plot was going to develop. It was nothing more than Ninth Uncle and Ren Fa discussing the matter of moving the burial, so he did not follow them. Instead, he found a seat alone and sat down.
The waiter came over and handed over a menu.
The waiter knew that this was Ren Fa's guest, but they did not sit together, so he was much more polite.
Wu Feng glanced at the menu and said,"A cup of cappuccino and some donut will do.”
"Alright." The waiter said respectfully.
"Waiter, roast two large kidneys!" All of a sudden, Wen Cai also ordered. He shouted loudly, attracting everyone's attention.
Then, all the customers in the shop laughed and cast taunting looks at Wen Cai.
" F * ck, pretend you don't know me." Wu Feng's face darkened.
On the other side, Ninth Uncle was still discussing the matter of moving the burial with Ren Fa. Not long after, a young girl dressed in western clothes walked in and sat beside Ren Fa.
This was Ren Tingting. She was similar to the one in the movie. She was a beautiful and delicate girl. She was dressed like a rich young lady and looked very elegant.
When he saw Ren Tingting, Wen Cai immediately revealed a pig-like expression. Then, he shouted at the waiter, showing off,"Waiter, I have a big kidney!"
He seemed to think that shouting like this was very dignified.
There was nothing wrong with being a country bumpkin, and Wu Feng did not dislike it. However, he clearly had not seen much of the world, yet he still had to force himself to act. This was a little unacceptable.
Bang!
Ninth Uncle kicked Wen Cai to the ground.""Get lost and play to the side. Don't embarrass yourself here with me.”
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