Ding!
A message came from WeChat.
"Peach Beauty has passed your friend verification. You can start chatting now.”
It was the blind date from last time.
After three days, he finally accepted the friend request.
Yi Ming took a look and revealed a disgusted expression.
Why are you putting on airs?
Which young man these days didn't look at his phone 18 hours a day?
Yi Mingcai didn't believe it. She had just seen the news.
Moreover…
What kind of idiotic online name was this? It was like the female streamer next door.
Female streamer?
Wait a minute!
Yi Ming clicked on her profile picture. Her WeChat ID was taotao123.
Peach Beauty?
Taotao？Taotao?
Could it really be…
He opened his Moments page." Friends, only show your Moments from the past three days!"
There was nothing inside!
"Mom, what's that woman's name?" The one you asked me to go on a blind date with!"
"Oh, Auntie Chen's daughter!" Her husband's surname is Lu."
"Lu what?"
Zhang Lihua: " Lu, Lu, Lu…Let me think, it should be called Lu Tao!”
Puchi!
The breath that Yi Ming had just taken was all spat out from his laughter.
She even coughed and choked.
It was a little uncomfortable.
However, it was really f * cking funny!
"Son, what's wrong?" Are you alright?"
Yi Ming held back his laughter. I'm going to work. I'm really fine!"
Lu Tao?
Puchi!
At the mention of this name, Yi Ming could not help but burst out laughing again.
He laughed until his stomach hurt.
I can't take it anymore. There's a picture in my mind.
"And you are?"
At this moment, the other party sent a message.
She pretended not to know him and wanted Yi Ming to take the initiative.
Yi Ming: " It's a blind date. I was introduced by your family. Your family should have mentioned me before, right?”
"Is there?" Maybe, I didn't really listen."
Haha!
He was really pretentious!
Yi Ming's favorable impression of her plummeted again.
"Why don't we take the time to meet up and give our family an explanation?"”
Yi Ming: "If you can do it, then do it. If you can't, then disperse." What do you think?"
The other party was typing.
Cancel.
The other party was typing.
Cancel.
After going back and forth several times, there was almost a minute of silence.
"Peach Beauty" finally sent a message.
"Let's understand each other's situation first! If the conditions are good, we can find another time to meet.”
"Alright!"
The other party was typing.
"Do you have a room?" Was it a house in Lin Province or a house in Yongyan? How many rooms, how many halls, how many square meters? Have you paid off the loan? I don't want us to have to live with a mortgage in the future.”
The other party was typing.
Cancel.
Yi Ming: " Oh right, after we get married, you can put my name on the house! After marriage, they were husband and wife. Between husband and wife, it didn't matter whether they had money or not!”
The other party was typing.
Cancel.
The other party was typing.
"Have you bought a car?" You can't live without a car, right? I don't have high requirements. You just need to buy a car that costs more than 500,000 yuan. I think the BMW 5 Series is not bad.”
The other party was typing.
Cancel.
The other party was typing.
Cancel.
Yi Ming: " Of course, the car must be under my name. I'm the one who usually drives it." How can the wife drive and the husband sit in the passenger seat?”
Yi Ming: What university did you graduate from? What major did you study? Did you get 985? If it wasn't 985, it should at least be 211!”
"Did you graduate with your PhD?" Even if he didn't have a PhD, he should at least have a master's degree, right? I don't want our children to ask about homework in the future. You don't even know how to tutor them.”
The other party was typing.
"Oh, I forgot to ask you something important." What kind of job do you do? How much is your monthly income? How much is your year-end bonus? Would he earn millions in a year?”
"Actually, I don't care about your money. It's just a simple proof." If you could earn a million yuan a year, it meant that your education, ability, IQ, and EQ were all so-so.”
"In that case, I can barely make a living by marrying you. The children she gave birth to in the future would not be too stupid.”
The other party was typing.
Cancel.
The other party was typing.
Cancel.
The other party was typing.
"Also, are you an only child?" I'm the only child in the family. If you have any siblings, it will be more troublesome.”
"And your parents, they can't live with us after we get married." Your parents have a pension, right? They can support themselves, right?”
"Are you healthy?" Did you pay for your medical insurance? Don't ask me for money every day when you get sick!”
The other party was typing.
"Oh right, I don't do housework." Either you do the housework, or you find a nanny. Don't be too old. Otherwise, it would look awkward. It would be like having an old man in the house.”
The other party was typing.
Cancel.
Da da…
Taotao held her phone with both hands and typed crazily in front of the screen.
He had just typed out a line of words and wanted to retort.
Then, he saw that the handsome guy had sent another message.
It was even more infuriating than the previous one.
She deleted all the words and typed a new line that was even more ruthless.
However, halfway through the fight, the " handsome guy " asked another fatal question.
He went back and forth several times.
Taotao only felt that her heart was about to explode.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Taotao shouted hysterically.
"Sister Taotao, what's wrong?" Huang Xia asked with concern.
"I'm fine!"
"Me! No! Things!"
Taotao said through gritted teeth.
Da da da da…
She typed out a line of words and clicked send-"Go to hell!”
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