Resentment Points System!
Yue Derong and Sun Shan faced the audience as they spoke.
Regrettably, the audience's mood was not as high as it was at the beginning. Many people began to lower their heads and play with their phones, looking bored.
Some people even started whispering,"
" The Internet is exaggerating so much. I'm looking forward to it, but it's still these old jokes…"
"Sigh, the crosstalk actors nowadays are really getting worse with each batch. How long can they last with Old Guo and the others?”
"It's too f * cking boring. It's all jokes from a few years ago!”
"Yunde Hall is getting worse and worse. When Old Mr. Guo retires in the future, I'll see what these young people will do!”
On the stage.
Yue Derong and Sun Shan were so anxious that their foreheads were covered in sweat. As professional crosstalk actors, they had long seen that the venue had not heated up, but there was nothing they could do.
" This crosstalk, ah, pays attention to four subjects…" Yue Derong wanted to make a final effort, so he changed the topic and started a new joke segment.
Sun Shan should have been the main character at this time, but because of the audience, he seemed to be distracted and did not react in time.
The audience immediately quieted down.
Yue Derong's heart instantly turned cold. He thought to himself," It's over, it's over. Damn it, Sun Shan, this scammer, the internet is going to be filled with curses...
At this moment, a voice that was obviously not Sun Shan sounded from below the stage."
"Eh, which four?"
His voice was clear and articulate.
"Pfft…"
"Haha…"
"Pfft, haha, this brother is quite interesting ~"
Whoosh--
The theater was silent at first, then there was an uproar.
The audience burst into laughter!
On the stage.
Sun Shan, who had just reacted, was drenched in cold sweat as if he had fallen into a cold kiln. However, as an experienced crosstalk actor, he was still very successful in remedying his mistakes.
Sun Shan's eyes widened as he patted his big belly and said,""Who is it? What? Who was it? I'm the one who's the sidekick. Are you here to snatch my rice bowl?”
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter…"
"This is so interesting…"
"It's fun, haha…"
Seeing his reaction, the audience burst into laughter again.
Yue Derong saw that the place was getting hot, and he couldn't help but secretly cheer in his heart. He quickly said,"It's about learning how to sing. None of these four are easy!”
"Eh, that's true…"
Sun Shan pursed his lips and gritted his teeth in anger. He pretended to glare fiercely at the people below, wanting to find out who the murderer was.
Seeing him like this, the audience laughed so hard that they couldn't even straighten their backs. Immediately after, Yue Derong's performance made the audience laugh to death.
Yue Derong directly ignored Sun Shan and treated the voice below the stage as a supporting character. He continued to say,""Let's talk about 'speak' first."
"Eh?"
" There are too many things to say. First of all…"
When Sun Shan heard this, he waved his hand expressionlessly. He twisted his large body and turned to leave backstage.
Yue Derong, who had 'sharp eyes and quick reflexes' hurriedly coaxed and persuaded him to pull him back.
Sun Shan pulled the microphone and said in exasperation,""I'm the sidekick! I'm the main character!"
"Hahaha, this is too interesting. I didn't come here in vain today!”
"I'm dying of laughter. This part is too funny!”
"Goose, goose, goose…"
"Hahaha, I've been watching crosstalk for so many years, but this is the first time I've seen something like this.”
"I feel like this little brother is here to tear me down. Hahahaha, I really can't hold it in anymore!”
Seeing this farce, the entire theater's audience laughed out loud. The clever ones even used their phones to record the entire process and prepared to upload it to the Internet.
Below the stage.
In the corner, Yang Yi gently smiled and thought to himself, This system is indeed mysterious. The basic crosstalk skills came at the right time.”
At this moment, some sharp-eyed audience members had already noticed Yang Yi in the corner.
"Wow, what a handsome little brother!"
"Indeed, he's really good-looking. He looks much more sunny than those young hunks now!”
"His side profile is too handsome, with distinct edges and corners! What should I do? I really want his prestige…"
The young ladies stared at the corner where Yang Yi was and leaned over to whisper in their friends 'ears.
Some of the bolder ones directly took out their phones and pointed them at Yang Yi. They started to secretly take photos and prepare to upload the battle notes.
Of course, Yang Yi did not notice all of this.
There was only one thought in his mind at this moment, and that was the resentment points!
……
On the stage.
The audience's mood eased a little. Yue Derong and Sun Shan struck while the iron was hot and quickly started a new segment, coincidentally talking about the older generation.
"Grandpa…"
Yue Derong snickered and was about to continue…
Below," Sigh!"
It was a familiar voice! A familiar routine!
The entire theater instantly fell silent!
Immediately," Puchi!"
When the audience reacted, they couldn't stop laughing.
"Hahahaha!"
" My face is cramping from laughing-"
"I'm dying of laughter!"
"F * ck! This brother is really a god!"
"To be honest, I was a little disappointed with Yue Derong's performance. It wasn't as unbelievable as the rumors on the Internet, but today's performance wasn't in vain!”
Crosstalk performances were rarely interrupted again, so no one expected that someone would come up to interrupt. Yue Derong and Sun Shan were stunned at first and did not react for a moment before they came back to their senses amidst the laughter of the audience.
Sun Shan was experienced and reacted quickly. He first cursed in his heart and said in a hurry,"You're so bad. Why are you still taking advantage of others? Stand out!"
Below, the audience burst into laughter.
Many of them covered their mouths and held their stomachs as they convulsed. Clearly, they were too happy to breathe.
"Haha, this is too funny!"
"It's really interesting. It's much better than the crosstalk I watched a few days ago.”
" Hahaha, I think this brother is here to tear us down. He's too evil. I'm dying of laughter. I can't help it anymore-"
"I've already recorded it with my phone. I'll post it online later. It'll definitely be popular!”
"I have a higher point of laughter, so I laughed to my heart's content today!”
The audience laughed until they were out of breath.
On the stage.
"What! What?"
Yue Derong also reacted at this time and hurriedly saved the situation. With an angry look, he rolled up his sleeves and roared angrily.
Sun Shan hurriedly pulled him back and dissuaded him,""Calm down, calm down. We are all dependent on each other. There's nothing wrong with calling him father!”
"Good!"
"Well said!"
As soon as he said this, it immediately attracted a wave of applause!
No matter how good your performance was, as long as your attitude was correct, people would cheer for you!
"Obtained Yue Derong's resentment points: 331!”
"Obtained Sun Shan's Enmity Points: 261!”
In the corner.
The system's notification sounded, and Yang Yi's expression immediately lit up."I finally have some resentment points. Can I open the mall now?”
"Ding! Do you want to open the shop?"
"Activate!"
Yang Yi said decisively.
"Ding! The store has been opened. Please check it yourself!”
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