The Resentment Points Broke Over A Thousand!
Consumable Item *
"Hot variety show 'Wife's Romance Travel', exchange price: 100000 resentment points…"
"Box office bomb 'The Richest Man in Xihong City!》，[Exchange price: 100000 resentment points…]
……
Skill Item *
[Advanced Driving: 5000 resentment points]
[Parkour Superstar: 50000 resentment points]
[Heavenly Voice: 100000 resentment points]
[Eidetic Memory: 1000000 resentment points.]
……
Lucky draw *
"Every 1000 resentment points!”
……
There were countless items in the system store!
Yang Yi was dazzled by what he saw, and the saliva in his mouth was about to fall out!
Any one of them would be enough for him to make a fortune.
Unfortunately, even the cheapest lottery draw required 1000 resentment points. He glanced at the resentment points on his main page. There were only 592 points.
"There's a long way to go. I have to think of a way to obtain more resentment points…"
Yang Yi sighed and looked at Yue Derong and Sun Shan on the stage. He was thinking about how to continue harvesting the leeks.
……
On the stage.
Although Yue Derong looked calm and indifferent on the surface, he was actually very speechless in his heart.
He had never experienced such a thing before. In the past, when he performed crosstalk, the audience would only cheer. Who knew that he would encounter such a weirdo today!
Not only did they deliberately ruin the show, but all the audience also liked to see them flustered and exasperated, incapable and furious. This made Yue Derong even more depressed.
Having been interrupted by Yang Yi just now, Yue Derong's rhythm was already in a mess. He had completely lost his form and was almost unable to continue speaking.
Sun Shan was senior and had enough acting experience. He quickly felt that something was wrong and immediately came up with a new joke to forcefully pull Yue Derong back to his state.
Very soon, when Yue Derong slowly recovered his composure and began to boast, the theater that had originally recovered its cold and cheerless atmosphere became hot and humid again. The audience kept gasping.
Yang Yi was also amazed by the two's ability to make up stories. He sighed that the other party was indeed a rising genius in the crosstalk world. Their adaptability was clearly different from ordinary crosstalk actors.
In the theater, the audience's emotions were gradually brought into the rhythm of the two's performance. The audience's applause rose and fell, and their laughter shook the sky.
……
"Next, shall I sing a song for everyone?”
Yue Derong looked at the fiery scene and said with a smile.
"Good!"
"Give me one!"
The audience was very cooperative. First, they applauded loudly, then they all quieted down, leaving the scene to Yue Derong.
Yue Derong nodded in satisfaction. Looking at the quiet environment, he first drank some water to moisten his dry throat, then opened his mouth and sang,
"Who is it…"
Below,"It's me ~"
Yue Derong's expression froze, completely stunned!
"Hahahahaha!"
"Aiyo, you know how to play!"
" I knew that what should come would come-"
"That brother is too bad. Little Slut is going to be teased so much!”
" No, no, hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard that my ears hurt…"
The place, which had just been quiet for a while, immediately erupted.
The audience roared with laughter, and it was likely that the people on the streets outside the theater could hear it.
The quick-witted audience members were already waiting with their phones. They were just in time to record this scene and were prepared to upload it online immediately. It was better to enjoy it with everyone!
"You again! Daddy, I'm really calling you daddy. Can we stop fooling around?”Yue Derong looked at Yang Yi below the stage with a sad face. He looked like a wronged wife.
Sun Shan's fat face was almost squeezed into a flower." I'm begging you, let's listen to the crosstalk properly. Be serious and stop making a scene, okay?”
"Obtained Yue Derong's resentment points: 463!”
"Obtained Sun Shan's Enmity Points: 375!”
Seeing the two of them admit defeat, the audience laughed even more happily. They held their stomachs and could not stop at all. They all sighed that they had not come in vain today.
In a corner.
Seeing that his resentment had reached 1400 points, he smiled happily.
However, this was far from enough!
One lucky draw cost 1000 resentment points.
With this thought in mind, Yang Yi looked at Yue Derong and Sun Shan, revealing a faint gaze that was like a blanket of wool.
……
After sorting out his emotions, Yue Derong suppressed the helplessness in his heart and prepared to ignore Yang Yi's disturbance and directly start a new joke.
"Cough, let's continue…"
"Are there any decent people? Let's talk about something…"
The words had just left his mouth.
Below," No! Who would look at you?"
……
"Puchi!"
" Wahahaha, cough cough, I'm having a side ache…"
"I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore, my mouth is about to rot from laughing!”
"Hahaha, I want to record this for my wife!”
The audience laughed like crazy.
Many girls took out tissues and wiped away their tears from laughing. They even discussed with their companions from time to time that they had not bought the tickets for nothing.
On the stage.
Yue Derong and Sun Shan were already silent.
Looking at the audience's reaction, logically speaking, the crosstalk actors should be very happy.
However, the reason why the audience was happy did not seem to have anything to do with him, which made Yue Derong very uncomfortable.
"Obtained Yue Derong's resentment points: 512!”
"Obtained Sun Shan's Envy Points: 488!”
Another 1000 points of resentment entered his account. Yang Yi narrowed his eyes, wondering if Yue Derong would directly 'explode' on stage if this continued.
However, Yang Yi had clearly underestimated his capabilities.
Yue Derong's expression was as usual. After the audience had enough of making a fuss and slowly quieted down, he changed the topic and started a new joke segment.
In his heart, he did not believe it! This was just a joke that came out a few days ago. I don't believe you can continue it!
"Ahem, this saying is good…"
"A crosstalk performer is called an actor, and a storyteller is called a mister. What is a mister? Teacher, address me as Mister!"
"Yes, that's right.”
Sun Shan chuckled and followed suit.
Below: " Hubby is fine too!"
"Obtained Yue Derong's resentment: 698!”
"Obtained Sun Shan's Enmity Points: 502!”
"Pfft, hahaha!"
"This brother is so interesting and fun. I'm in love with him!”
"I can't take it anymore. My stomach hurts from laughing!”
"This little brother's mouth is too powerful. Not to mention that he has a good-looking face, he's also an interesting soul!”
"My wife and I video-called her, and she said that she regretted not coming to watch it live. Now, she has to keep video-calling me!”
"It's so funny. You laughed more times today than I did this year!”
The audience was already prepared. They applauded and laughed crazily while discussing Yang Yi's unexpected surprise.
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