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Zhou Tian was dumbfounded.
"What is it?"
"Pig? Who would want to be this thing? Other than being delicious, it was useless. Wait, a pig?”
A thought flashed through Zhou Tian's mind. He seemed to have grasped something and got up in a panic. When he lowered his head, his face was green with anger.
With just a few kicks, his body was swollen beyond words. At this moment, he was like a 500-pound pig, fat and fat, completely without a human shape.
No wonder Nüwa said that he was going to be a pig. With this appearance, he could not face anyone at all.
"Damned Phoenix, you made me look like a pig. I'm not done with you…"
Zhou Tian gritted his teeth and tears streamed down his face.
How was he supposed to go out and meet people in this state?
" Bastard Zhou Tian, I heard your voice. Get the hell out here…"
Outside the palace, a certain phoenix's angry roar could be heard. She was approaching the palace.
"You're not coming out, are you? Alright, when I find you, I'll let you know what the ultimate version of the Eighteen Phoenix Styles is. It'll definitely be an unforgettable experience.”
Zhou Tian was so frightened that he jumped up and dragged his fat body onto the platform. He hugged Nüwa's thigh and started to act pitiful." Wa Wa, save me."”
"That phoenix is crazy. It bites anyone it catches. Look at my appearance. It's caused by that crazy phoenix.”
Nuwa, who was happily eating melons, was laughing so hard that she had internal injuries.
After all, Zhou Tian's face was too comical. It was swollen like a pig's head, and his eyes could not be seen. His body trembled when he spoke, and the five big horns on his head…It was really funny.
However, as a saint, a supreme saint who didn't show her emotions, especially in front of Zhou Tian, how could Goddess Nvywa laugh?
After receiving professional sage etiquette training, no matter how funny it was, one could not laugh.
He could only hold it in and pretend that he wasn't laughing.
"What exactly did you do to Xiao Jinning? Why is she so angry?" Nuwa couldn't help but laugh.
" N-nothing…" Zhou Tian stammered, his eyes evading her gaze, looking very guilty.
"Is there any use in lying to me?" Nüwa looked at Zhou Tian as if he was an idiot." Who am I? What was a saint? You think I don't know just because you don't say it?”
"Didn't you just kiss Little Jin Ning? What was there to be embarrassed about?”
“？？”Zhou Tian facepalmed. It was only then that he remembered that the person in front of him was a saint. Lying to her was no different from showing off his second-year physics knowledge to a physics graduate student. Too silly, too naive.
"Why aren't you talking?"
" Hey, hehe…" Zhou Tian laughed dryly. The muscles on his pig face trembled, and a lot of 'oil' flowed down.
"Every time I see your pig face, I can't help but want to laugh.”Goddess Nvywa said something that Zhou Tian did not quite understand. She stretched out her jade-like hand and pinched Zhou Tian's pig face without feeling disgusted." After hundreds of years of closed-door cultivation, your guts have swelled and become fat again. The moment you came out, you flirted with four of my maids and kissed Xiao Jinning. You deserve what you're doing now. You brought this upon yourself."”
Zhou Tian's gaze drifted away. After a while, he covered it up awkwardly." They were in the wrong first…You can't blame me."”
"Look at your four maids. They're talking about my relationship with you behind my back. They're even using the horns on their heads to make an issue out of it. They're wantonly spreading some bad rumors about me.”
"Look at that phoenix. It bullied me because it was stronger than me. Not only did it snatch my spiritual fruit, but it also beat me.”
"That's why my actions were just a counterattack, to tell them that I, Zhou, am not that easy to bully.”
Zhou Tian found an excuse for himself. The more he said, the more he felt that he was right.
Teasing?
How could he say that he was flirting?
He was only relying on his own methods to make a sound of resistance.
No problem at all.
Nüwa pursed her lips, disapproving of Zhou Tian's shamelessness.
" According to you, I'm your next target…" Nüwa's eyes were bright and bright." After all, the five horns on your head are all my credit."”
"No, absolutely not." Zhou Tian shook his head in denial." You are my beloved Wa Wa. Why would I go against you?"”
" Heh…" Nüwa sneered and looked at Zhou Tian who was hugging her thigh and enjoying himself. She said in an unfriendly tone," What are you doing now?"”
Zhou Tian was stunned. He looked down and was even more confused.
Who am I?
Where am I?
Where am I going…
Zhou Tian adjusted his stiff expression and forced a smile, but it was uglier than crying." Would you believe me if I said it was an accident?”
"Haha." Goddess Nvywa sneered, and her eyes became deep." Give me the White Lotus of Purification or tell me about your treasure of the Great Path. Then I'll believe that it was an accident."”
Zhou Tian's eyelids twitched as he took a deep breath. He looked down at his nose and his heart, as if he had shut himself up.
There was no way to play with this. He had always thought that he had hidden it very well, but who knew that his family background had long been figured out.
Zhou Tian shut himself up and didn't want to talk. He had just escaped from the tiger's mouth and entered the bandit's den. It was too difficult for him.
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