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The movie started very soon!

Yang Yu and Huang Ying 'er's seats were in the middle and closer to the side. The viewing position was not bad and they could watch more comfortably.

The movie began without any nonsense or subtitles. It went straight to the main topic.

"Is the opening so sudden? I like violence.”

At the beginning of the movie, the Axe Gang gathered on the streets with axes to kill people. This gray scene looked a little scary, but it aroused the rage in people's hearts.

"I didn't expect that the star lord still didn't give us any hope. He actually gave us an Easter egg at the beginning of the game.”

Master Kun had actually chopped the famous director, Feng Xiaogang, with an axe. This was really too exciting.

The movie started with violence and gore, which made the audience nervous and curious about what would happen next.

....

Sauce Explosion, whose butt was exposed, thought to himself, Landlady! Why was there no water?

Landlady: You don't have to pay for the water bill?! You bastards didn't even pay the monthly rent and still talked so much nonsense.

Butt Baring Sauce Burst: But you turned off the water when I was washing my head halfway.

Landlady: Not only will I close it now, but from tomorrow onwards, the water supply will be cut off on Mondays, Fridays, and Fridays. The water supply will be intermittent on Tuesdays, Fourths, and Sixths. How about that? Why were they all wailing like ghosts and howling like wolves? Are you courting death? I think all of you are tired of living!

Tenant: Good morning, landlady!!

Landlady: Good your head! If you don't pay the rent today, I'll burn down your shop.

Laugh? What are you laughing at? Smiling means you don't have to pay rent? Old asshole.

Hmph, you're so strong. You deserve to be a coolie for the rest of your life. You owe me a few months 'rent. You didn't even say hello in the morning. You're exhausted, you bastard!!

(Walking towards Jang Pao and slapping him to the ground)

Don't think that I won't hit you just because you're handsome!!!

.....

"Hahaha... Is this sauce explosion trying to make me laugh to death so that I can inherit my flowers!”

"Master Xing has never given us hope. He's as funny as ever, hahaha... I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts."

"It's really too funny. I'm laughing so hard that I can't take it anymore.”

When the audience saw this, there was even the unlucky landlord. The entire audience burst into laughter.

After that, they saw the three masters of Zhulong Stronghold (Wulang Eight Trigrams Stick, Hong Family Iron Thread Fist, and Twelve Paths Tan Leg) show their might, and the audience watched to their heart's content.

In the end, the Axe Gang hired two masters on the list of killers to eliminate these three guys. They used the zither in their hands to shoot out hidden weapons (shock waves) and killed them in Zhulong Village.

The landlady and the landlord of Zhulong Village finally couldn't bear it anymore. They revealed their long-hidden kung fu (Taiji Fist, Lion's Roar) and beat the two killers until they lost all their kung fu. They fled in a sorry state and avenged their three neighbors.

The martial arts of Hua Xia were vividly displayed here, making the audience feel incomparably proud of their powerful martial arts.

Under the exaggerated special effects, it did not lose its realism.

"Is this the female lead of this movie? So beautiful, so pure, I have a feeling that my heart is moved.”

At this moment, Zhou Xingxing and Fatty Cong were arguing on the street. Then, he saw a woman selling food by the roadside. Zhou Xingxing walked up and robbed her.

Zhou Xingxing threatened the mute girl with a knife. The mute girl was grabbed by Zhou Xingxing's collar, but the mute girl only looked at Zhou Xingxing affectionately.

"Robbery? Where is the money?"

"What are you looking at? Are you looking down on me?”

In the end, Zhou Xingxing pushed the mute girl to the ground. The pitiful mute girl looked at Zhou Xingxing helplessly.

Zhou Xingxing saw that the mute girl on the ground was still looking at him. He couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed her from the ground.

The mute girl lay in Zhou Xingxing's arms. Her eyes were wet and red. Her eyes, which were mixed with all kinds of emotions, quietly watched Zhou Xingxing's face.

A familiar face.

It was a familiar look.

It was a familiar smell.

The mute girl finally shed tears of happiness. She looked very touching and pitiful.

When Zhou Xingxing finally received the money, the mute girl opened the metal box and took out a lollipop. She handed it to Zhou Xingxing, but Zhou Xingxing slapped it to the ground.

The mute girl looked at the shattered lollipops on the ground and looked at the back view that was far away. Her heart seemed to have been ruthlessly pricked. She was very sad and heartbroken.

He wanted to shout, but he realized that he could not speak. His heart was struggling!

"His acting skills are really invincible. That gaze made my heart break. It was too heart-wrenching.”

"Damn, didn't we agree on a comedy? You actually made me cry. Pay up.”

"That gaze, that lovely face, I might never forget it in my life.”

"Looking at someone you were familiar with when you were young, but not being able to talk to him at this moment, this is too heartbreaking.”

"I'm following this actress!"

There had been laughter in the theater before, but at this moment, it was silent. From time to time, there would be the sound of girls crying.

In the end, the Fire Cloud Evil God came out of the abnormal human research center and fought the landlord and the landlady. The landlord and the landlady were defeated by the Fire Cloud Evil God.

He did not expect the Firecloud Evil God to open up Zhou Xingxing's Conception and Governor Meridians. He used the Buddha's Palm that he had practiced when he was young to defeat the Firecloud Evil God.

The mute girl and Zhou Xingxing looked at each other lovingly on the street, then turned into a perfect child!

The plot of the movie was full of ups and downs. The audience's mood was fluctuating. When they saw the funny scenes, they laughed. When they saw the sad scenes, their hearts felt as if they had been ruthlessly pinched. It was very unbearable.

However, the ending was very good, giving people a feeling of satisfaction.

When the movie ended, the audience also left one after another.

"This movie is so interesting. Master Xing's movies are awesome.”

"I actually watched a comedy and cried. It's really…You're too pretentious."

"That mute girl is really the finishing touch of the entire movie. Without this part, I think the movie won't have a soul.”

"It's a pity that the female lead doesn't appear much. I still want to see her more.”

"I think the length of time the female lead has appeared is beneficial. This leaves people with endless wild thoughts. Master Xing's handling of the matter is really awesome.”

.....

After watching Kung Fu, they were still reminiscing about the content and meaning of the entire movie.

The more he understood it, the more he felt that this movie was very meaningful. It was definitely not as simple as a comedy.

"Brother…" When they came out of the cinema, Yang Xuanxuan's eyes were red. She looked at Yang Yu tenderly and called out to him weakly before throwing herself into his arms.

"Girl, what's wrong?" Yang Yu was at a loss and could only comfort her.

"I love you!" Yang Xuanxuan raised her head and looked at Yang Yu with her red eyes.

"I love you too, silly girl." Yang Yu helplessly patted Yang Xuanxuan's back with both hands.

Meanwhile, Huang Ying 'er and Zhao Jingya were in low spirits when they walked out of the cinema. When they looked at Yang Yu, they felt pity for him.

Sigh!

Women were really emotional creatures. They could be like this even when watching a movie.

Yang Yu comforted Yang Xuanxuan speechlessly.

"Yang Yu, do you need protection? I can lend you my strong arms.”

Even Zhang Mingxuan looked at Yang Yu with pity in his eyes and said to Yang Yu affectionately.

"Get lost!"

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This book is provided by FunNovel Novel Book | Fan Fiction Novel [Beautiful Free Novel Book]

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