"Haha, Yang Chen, your mouth is too poisonous!”
" Old Guo: Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that I would have found an ingrate to enter my theater!”
"This is too funny! Aiyo, how can you be so funny! I'm guessing Old Guo is crying backstage now!”
Liu Yifei and Gulinazha didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
What was this? What did he mean by quickly refunding the ticket!
How can you do crosstalk like this!
Aren't you deliberately causing trouble!
Chen He couldn't help but burst out laughing.
You really dare to say anything! Aren't you afraid that Old Guo will catch you later and not let you go!
This was the first time the audience had seen such a person, and they were all excited!
Most of the audience who liked to watch crosstalk were the kind who liked to watch the show and joke around.
Sometimes, when the jokes on stage were not funny, they would spontaneously create jokes to entertain the public.
Hearing Yang Chen's words, everyone burst into laughter. Then, one of the big brothers stood up first!
"Hey! With my bad temper, I won't tolerate their bad habits! Yang Chen, I support you! I want a refund!"
"Count me in. I'll refund the ticket too!”
One to two, two to four!
Many of the audience members were affected by Yang Chen's words. They stood up half-jokingly and laughed.
"Refund!"
"Refund!"
"Refund!"
Yang Chen looked down with satisfaction.
Yue Yunpeng panicked instead. He held his forehead and sighed. I shouldn't have let this guy be my partner!
Who was this guy?
She had angered Huang Zhongyin's millions of fans and even scolded other people's fans into shutting down!
The eloquent Huang Zhongyin had no choice but to act pitiful to gain sympathy!
How savage!
In the end, he actually dared to keep such a time bomb by his side. It was really a wrong decision!
"Hey, hey, hey, don't mess around!"
Yue Yunpeng immediately calmed the audience down. No refunds, that's our De Yun Pavilion's service principle! Yang Chen, shut up…and stay put!”
The audience burst into laughter again!
Backstage.
"Hahahaha! This brat! Not bad! Look at the dissatisfied audience just now. They're all obedient now! You're good!"
Yu Qian couldn't help but laugh when he heard the sound of "refunds".
He didn't care if the audience would really refund the tickets. Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that it was a joke!
"I think he's all unorthodox!" Old Guo's face twitched. Little brat! I'll beat him up when I get back!"
The rest of the De Yun Pavilion disciples were all gloating, their hearts filled with anticipation!
Although Yang Chen didn't know how to do crosstalk, he knew how to please the audience. He was much better than them!
He really didn't know what kind of sparks could be produced between the two of them!
……
The audience calmed down a little. Yue Yunpeng wiped his sweat and said,
"Back to the main topic! Let's start the crosstalk…"
"Today, the crosstalk that the two of us will bring to you is called Happy Family!”
Then, there was silence.
The atmosphere suddenly became awkward. Yue Yunpeng turned to look at Chen Yang, his fat face twitching slightly.
"No, why aren't you talking now?”
"Didn't you tell me to shut up?"”
Rustling laughter came from the audience…
Yue Yunpeng rolled his eyes at him.”
"What should I say?"
Puff!
A few of the audience members below were spitting!
So you really don't know how to do crosstalk! He didn't even know what to say? Don't tell me you didn't rehearse your lines before going on stage?
"You're just a sidekick, don't you know what to say?" Yue Yunpeng said impatiently. You're just cooperating with me! Do you understand?"
"Understood."
"Alright! Then let's do it again!"
Yue Yunpeng composed himself and said again,"Today, the crosstalk that the two of us will bring to you is called Happy Family!”
"Yeah, yeah."
As soon as he finished speaking.
Puchi!
The ladies in the front row couldn't help but laugh!
Aiyo, is this how you do crosstalk? Is there anyone like you? You don't know how to perform crosstalk, haven't you even watched it before?
Is this how it's used?
"I finally understand now!" This Yang Chen is here to cause trouble!"
The big brother sitting on the left laughed and said,"Haha! Interesting! Continue watching!"
"Chen Yang, you did it on purpose, didn't you?" Yue Yunpeng frowned. Is there anyone like you who is such a sidekick?!"
"What's wrong with me?" Isn't it just hmm hmm ah?"
Yue Yunpeng said angrily,"What do you mean by 'uh-uh'? There's no way you can use it like this!" Do you usually talk to people like this? You have to be more natural! You have to imagine yourself replying to someone else! Do you understand?"
Answer others?
Yang Chen thought about it and nodded.
Yue Yunpeng composed himself again and continued to perform crosstalk with a smile on his face.
"Speaking of a happy family, we have to talk about the health of our family first. This is an eternal topic! As we grew older, so did our family. By the way, Yang Chen, how is your mother's health?”
Yue Yunpeng looked at Yang Chen expectantly.
Yang Chen raised his head and gave him a sidelong glance. He then lowered his head and said nothing.
Yue Yunpeng: "???"
Am I being ignored?
What about the response? Where's my response?
Did you ignore what I said just now?
There was a slight commotion in the audience…
Why isn't Yang Chen saying anything? Was he angry?
Yue Yunpeng anxiously nudged Chen Yang with his elbow, pursed his lips, and said in a low voice,
"Say something! Answer me! Yang Chen, you have to be the sidekick!"
"Didn't you tell me to be more natural, like replying to other people?" Yang Chen said impatiently.”
"So this is how you reply to others?" Yue Yunpeng was annoyed. How can you call it a reply if you don't talk to others? How can you reply like this?!"
Yang Chen nodded calmly,"
"Yeah, my mom told me to be careful when I'm out and not to talk to strangers!”
Hearing this, the entire place fell silent!
Then, the aunties in the front row burst out laughing!
Especially when Yang Chen said seriously," The feeling of " my mother forbids me from talking to strangers " was too familiar! He was deeply moved!
Wasn't this what he usually said to his own child?
It instantly hit their funny spot!
A few of his buddies in the back row could not help but laugh when they saw Yue Yunpeng's twitching fat face!
This Chen Yang is really something. Look at how angry Yue Yunpeng is!
Chen He shook his head and laughed." The furthest distance in the world is when I treat you like a brother and you treat me like a stranger!”
Not bad, brother!
Although you don't know how to do crosstalk, you're still the first one who can be so funny!
Liu Yifei and Gulinazha covered their mouths and chuckled. What a pair of clowns!
They were getting more and more curious about what was going to happen next!
……
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