On the stage.
The audience couldn't stop laughing.
Even the boy couldn't help but rub his head and laugh.
In this stressful society, hair loss had long become a nightmare for young people, and it was common for programmers to have hair loss!
Previously, there was news that a netizen had applied for a programmer position. After the interviewer saw his sparse hair, he passed the interview!
On the Internet, there were even people who judged the level of a programmer based on the degree of hair loss…
Normal hair volume, low level!
Low hair volume, Intermediate!
Rare Hair, Advanced!
There were tons of stories about programmers losing their hair online!
Therefore, when Yang Chen said this joke, everyone couldn't help but laugh.
Because it was too appropriate! It was too much of a lifestyle!
Yang Chen took the wine and looked down at the production date. Then he said to the two,""This wine is not bad. Year 18, um…December 18…"
Everyone couldn't help but laugh.
If you said you took a 1998 one, then forget it. Don't say it's an 18-year one! Wasn't this last year's wine? It couldn't even be sold for 100 yuan in the supermarket!
What was there to be proud of?
"This guy!"
Liu Yifei was amused by Yang Chen. She looked at him with both anger and amusement.
Gulinazha didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
She was also puzzled.
Why did Yang Chen say something that wasn't funny, but it became so interesting?
……
The boy took the bottle with a smile and thanked Yang Chen gratefully.
Yang Chen continued,"
"Then I wish your love is as cheap as this wine.”
He would definitely say something nice when he was delivering wine. For example, he would say things like 'a long time, a happy life.' For Yang Chen, this was not difficult.
After he finished speaking, everyone nodded silently. However, after a few seconds of reaction, everyone could not help but spit again!
As cheap as wine? Hahahaha…Are you serious?
Even Guo Degang and Yu Qian, who were backstage, could not help but shake their heads and laugh.
They shook their heads, not because they thought Yang Chen was bad, but because he was too good!
Although Yang Chen didn't know how to do crosstalk, nor did he know what it meant to learn how to tease and sing, he had a good grasp of the rhythm of his speech!
What a wonderful joke!
This fellow was simply the kind of person who would be rewarded with food by the ancestors!
This was a natural crosstalk actor!
Yu Qian looked at Guo Degang and found that his expression had changed. He went with the flow and said,
"Old Guo, how is it?"
What he meant was that he should recruit Yang Chen and train him well…
Old Guo shook his head. It was hard to tell whether he was crying or laughing.
"This brat, his mind is full of crooked ways! If I recruit him, won't it ruin my reputation? The backstage would explode! No! Absolutely not! Not only did he not confess! This kid will be blacklisted by our De Yun Pavilion!”
Everyone didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
……
On the stage.
Yang Chen had completely let go. On the other hand, Yue Yunpeng had moved a stool out of nowhere and sat behind him. He was like a second uncle as he munched on melon seeds and looked at Yang Chen...
Most importantly, his expression was too much!
Many people burst into laughter!
Aiyo, how can you do crosstalk like this? One went to interview the audience, while the other simply said nothing and even started eating melon seeds!
This was a stage!
Aren't you afraid that Old Guo will charge out with his saber and chop you into pieces?
"I can't take it anymore! This match is too interesting!"
"That's right! I'm dying of laughter. I haven't stopped!"
"This Yang Chen is simply a clown! A fairy boy! In the future, if he really changes careers to crosstalk, I'll be the first to support him!”
"That's right! I support it too!"
"Yang Chen is awesome!"
"Yang Chen, I love you!"
……
The audience was very enthusiastic!
"Since it's our wedding anniversary, do you have anything to say to your wife?" Yang Chen asked the boy.”
The boy looked at his wife and shook his head." No.”
Yang Chen was stunned.
The audience burst into laughter.
Yang Chen turned to the boy's wife and asked,""Do you have anything to say to your husband on such a grand and wonderful day?”
"No."
The big brother sitting in the front row couldn't help but burst out laughing!
Hey! Are you guys really married for seven years? On such a beautiful day, he was actually unwilling to say a word to the other party?
"No," Yang Chen said with a strange expression,"Do you two communicate when you live together?"”
The young people in the back row couldn't hold back their laughter!
Look at your question, are you trying to cause trouble?
The boy and the girl looked at each other and didn't say anything.
Yang Chen reacted quickly. He went up to the stage and bowed to the two of them.
"How about this, since the two of you have nothing to say to each other, then I wish you all a good parting. When you leave later, remember to return the wine to me!”
The audience was speechless.
Yue Yunpeng was also amused. He laughed so hard that he rolled down from his chair.
Chen He shook his head and laughed. What a talent!
If you have such talent, why do you still need to deliver food!
Wasn't this a waste of talent?
Guli Nazha and Liu Yifei laughed so hard that their fair bodies trembled.
The audience laughed and shook their heads.
There's no one like you! It was too wicked.
It wasn't easy for them to celebrate their seventh anniversary, so perhaps they were unwilling to speak because they couldn't let go of the public scene.
Who would wish others a good parting!
Of course, everyone knew that this was a joke after all. It would be over as a joke.
At this point.
Yang Chen walked to Yue Yunpeng's side and both of them bowed as a curtain call!
Yue Yunpeng was convinced!
He was really convinced!
In other words, the moment he sat down and listened to Yang Chen, he admitted Yang Chen's talent for humor!
Crosstalk was naturally to make everyone laugh. Crosstalk was just a way, a medium. Its essence was still to please the audience.
Although Yang Chen didn't know how to do crosstalk, he could still make everyone laugh. At least since the opening of De Yun Pavilion…
The crowd did not laugh as much as they did in the previous match!
If he hadn't known about it beforehand, Yue Yunpeng would have really suspected Yang Chen. You did it on purpose, right?
He had a good grasp of the audience's preferences when it came to the rhythm of his speech!
This kind of person was really rewarded by the ancestors!
As for Yang Chen's wonderful performance, the audience stood up one by one!
One! Two!
A hundred! Two hundred!
They stood up and clapped their hands until they were red. Thunderous applause erupted in the theater!
This time, it really wasn't an exaggeration! It sounded like thunder…
Not only that.
The applause lasted for a long time!
One minute, two minutes…
It did not show any signs of weakening!
During this period, Yang Chen used his hands several times to calm the crowd down, but the audience saw it and acted as if they didn't see it and continued clapping!
In the end, Yang Chen didn't stop them. He allowed them to applaud and express their sincerity and gratitude...
I'm grateful for Yang Chen's wonderful performance!
"Aiyo, that's great!"
"Wonderful!"
"Brother Yang Chen, you're awesome!"
"Although it's not a crosstalk, I have to give you a Like! I've listened to so many crosstalk performances, but I've never heard one that made me laugh so hard that I couldn't stop! You're the first!"
"That's right! So crosstalk could be said like this! Old Guo, let your disciples learn! If you say this every time in the future, I'll come every time!”
"Brother Chen Yang, don't deliver food anymore. Come and do crosstalk!”
"That's great! I love you, Yang Chen!"
"What good show? This is what I call a good show! Little Yueyue had been a bystander the entire time. He was clearly the main character, but he had become a green leaf. He was clearly the main character, but he controlled the entire scene! Yang Chen is amazing!"
"Have you really never learned crosstalk before? I don't believe it!"
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