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As for leaving?

Chang Jiamo looked back and smiled bitterly. How could he leave?

The media in the back row were all watching!

Each of them aimed their long guns and short cannons at the four of them. If they really wanted to leave, they would definitely be surrounded by them!

When that time came, he would really be famous!

Now, he didn't know whether to leave or not!

Chang Jiamo was furious. He never dreamed that Chen Yang would mock him in front of so many people. He could only hope that he would not be too harsh!

On the stage.

Yang Chen moistened his throat and changed the topic to Jiao Jincai.

"Speaking of Teacher Jiao."

As soon as he finished speaking.

Jiao Jincai's heart skipped a beat. F * ck, it's my turn so soon?!

Jiang Bin, who had been on tenterhooks, heaved a sigh of relief.

"Actually, I don't really want to talk about Teacher Jiao, because every time I mention his surname, it always gives me a sense of indecency!”

"Not serious?" A girl asked. Why? What's wrong…Teacher Jiao's surname is Jiao…Pfft!”

The girl spat out the words as soon as she finished speaking!

The audience laughed again.

"Hahaha! Too mean! You even started with the surname!"

"Awesome! These four people would not be able to escape today! Don't even think about falling behind!"

……

Yang Chen's fans were very excited! Who told you to scold my idol! He deserved it!

Amid the laughter, Yang Chen continued,""Teacher Jiao has been doing crosstalk for five years. Back then, he had even participated in the crosstalk show, There's a Newcomer. It was very popular! At that time, the judges were very optimistic about him."

"It's a pity that Teacher Jiao lost her popularity because she beat up a newbie…"

Yang Chen rubbed his chin and said,""Later, I analyzed it carefully and concluded the reason why Teacher Jiao wasn't famous!”

The audience was amused. How could this be concluded?

Zhang Yimou sat up straight, his expression turning from contented to serious. He felt that this program was interesting, even more interesting than the crosstalk from before.

There was nothing else but Yang Chen who dared to speak!

Amidst the doubts of the fans, Yang Chen said,"

"Go and think about it! If Teacher Jiao had picked a red one, she could have done it, but she picked the least popular one.”

Everyone was puzzled.

"You don't understand? Then let me put it another way!"

Chen Yang looked at the stands. Yue Yunpeng, Guo Degang, and Yu Qian were peeking at him behind the curtain door.

"Teacher Jiao's actions are like putting Yue Yunpeng, Guo Degang, Chen Yang, Yu Qian, and the others on stage today! Why didn't you fight someone with so much popularity? Why did you have to fight Jiang Bin?”

"Aren't you joking? Serves you right for not being famous!"

The audience was speechless.

How exciting!

Yang Chen scolded two people in a row!

Jiang Bin had thought that he had escaped a calamity and finally heaved a sigh of relief. However, his face turned pale when he was suddenly called out!

Too awesome!

Yang Chen seemed to be telling you with his actions that you won't have a good ending in my place!

Do you think I won't talk about you?

Hehe, naive! When I scold others, I can also bring you along!

"I can't take it anymore, I'm cramping up from laughing!" Dilareba covered her mouth and laughed. Hahaha…"

Tang Yan did not know whether to laugh or cry. So she could say that!

"Then, Mr. Yang Chen, who do you think Mr. Jiao should beat up?"”

Yang Chen glanced at the fan. It was a cute girl with two ponytails. He snorted." You're asking the most popular one!”

"Don't you know who's the most popular on this stage?”

Yang Chen looked at Guo Degang backstage.

Guo Degang smiled in relief. You're still a sensible person!

But then, Yang Chen turned his head and said,"

"Of course, he's going to hit me! Is there anyone more popular than me on this stage?”

"Phew!"

The audience cheered. At this moment, many celebrities joined in and laughed. They liked Yang Chen's shamelessness. His expression was especially comical!

Then, in a short five minutes, Yang Chen shook out one joke after another, making everyone laugh.

Jiao Jincai and Zhao Gang were scolded so badly that they couldn't even raise their heads!

Zhang Yimou could not help but give him a thumbs up!

The rest of the screenwriters and directors were also impressed by Yang Chen's ability to mock others. The key was that while he was mocking others, he could still make them feel amused and not embarrassed. This was the best!

This required power!

Even ordinary crosstalk actors couldn't do this…

Guo Degang himself knew that Yang Chen's talk show was actually similar to crosstalk!

The only similarity was that they were all proficient in language. They opened their mouths to eat!

The difference was that crosstalk was more focused on the theme and core, while talk shows were more casual. While they were showing off their jokes, they had a more critical spirit and were connected to current affairs!

Each had their own characteristics!

Although Yang Chen couldn't do crosstalk, Guo Degang couldn't do a talk show either!

In just a few minutes, the audience had erupted into an uproar countless times!

Everyone clapped their hands and cheered. They clapped very hard!

Yang Chen's spirit was getting better and better, and he was getting more and more passionate!

There was a section that directly became a god. When combined, it scolded Zhao Gang, Jiao Jincai, Jiang Bin, and Chang Jiamo at the same time!

It won the applause of the audience below!

The atmosphere was unprecedentedly good!

The audience looked at the four of them gloatingly. Of all the people they could provoke, they had to provoke Yang Chen!

This is great! Was it a public execution?

Yang Chen was still talking! It didn't stop!

"This Teacher Mo Chang of the Chang family worked at the children's channel back then. He just made a small mistake…"

Before he could finish, someone stood up and said angrily," A small mistake? Was flirting with a female employee a small mistake?!”

He was Director Zhou.

He was the one who reported Chang Jiamo back then!

Back then, he had tried to persuade Chang Jiamo, but unfortunately, this fellow did not repent and had no choice but to report him.

As soon as he finished speaking.

There was an uproar in the venue!

"Damn it! It's so disgusting!"

"Old thing, you're too wretched! This kind of person is even worthy of performing crosstalk!"

"Teasing a female employee? Pervert, why don't you go to hell!"

……

Chang Jiamo's face turned green and white. It was so embarrassing!

Yang Chen, who was on stage, was also happy. He didn't plan to say this at first, but he didn't expect someone to help him!

This was good too. A joke that he had prepared at the last minute could come in handy!

"I remember that Teacher Chang used to go on a variety show and comment on some singers. He always liked to use poems that others couldn't understand. I was puzzled. Was that a poem written by you?”

"I'm different. I wrote all my poems myself. As the ending of today's talk show, I have a poem for Teacher Chang!”

As soon as he finished speaking.

The fans below were excited, and their eyes lit up!

Writing poems? He even wrote it himself?

"Tempered Thousand Hammers, a needle, a flip and a flip!”

As soon as Yang Chen said the first half of his sentence, the noisy crowd below fell silent!

Motherf * cker!

It was really a poem! It was even an ancient poem!

A few popular female celebrities immediately perked up their ears and listened carefully.

However, most of the audience was unhappy. This was clearly a good poem! Why did he give it to such a person!

Was Chang Jiamo's character worthy of the words "tempered"?

It was simply a waste of this poem!

Then, under everyone's indignant gazes, Yang Chen said word by word,"

"The eyes are on the buttocks, only recognizing clothes and not people.”

Everyone who was still angry was stunned for a second or two!

Then, with a whoosh! Everyone burst into laughter!

……

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