"What are you doing!"
Zhangsun Wuji asked his two sons with a dark face.
Zhangsun Chong and Zhangsun Huan bowed and said,"Father, we also participated in this program.”
"Father, let's go and prepare.”
“……”
The children of each family stood up and quickly left the hall under the gazes of the adults.
"What are these unlucky kids doing?”
"It definitely isn't anything good."
"The auxiliary engine is going to be in trouble."
"That's impossible, right? His son also went out."
"What are you saying? Where did you get the title of a bandit? Did your son trick you?”
……
Zhangsun Wuji listened to the discussions of his colleagues around him. Even though he tried his best to remain calm, his expression gradually became stiff.
He glanced in Li Chengqian's direction.
If Li Ke wanted to take revenge on him, he would probably only offend Li Ke because of the rumors in Chang 'an.
Li Chengqian noticed his uncle's gaze. He turned his head and smiled as he asked Si Zi, who was not far away, clapping his small hands and staring at the door impatiently,""Si Zi, can you tell Imperial Older Brother what performance your Second Older Brother is going to perform?”
"No, second brother said to keep it a secret.”
Li Chengqian was so angry that the corners of his lips twitched a few times, and the jealousy in his heart burned even more.
This was his biological sister.
Now, he was also on Li Ke's side!
"Imperial brother, don't be jealous. When did you play hide-and-seek and ice-skating with Si Zi? The Si Zi did not bother with you, but there was a reason for it. A child's mind was the most innocent. She knew who was good to her.”Li Tai mocked in a low voice.
In any case, this matter would not implicate him. That uncle had always been the Crown Prince's uncle.
He was happy to see her make a fool of herself.
Li Chengqian snorted coldly." Li Tai, stop making sarcastic remarks. You're not much better than me."”
……
Just as the two of them were secretly exchanging blows, Cheng Chumo and the others carried a screen with a door, a table, and a cushion into the room.
He quickly placed them in the empty space in the middle of the hall.
Then, he left the hall with a smile.
"What are they doing?"
"Why is there a door on the screen?”
……
* Cough cough *
While everyone was puzzled, a series of coughs sounded.
Zhangsun Chong was being supported by a woman as she walked in.
"Father, your cough hasn't recovered yet? Eat a few more dumplings later. There are copper coins wrapped in the dumplings. If you eat them on New Year's Eve, good fortune will come. Your body and career will definitely be smooth in the coming year.”
"Isn't this the second son of the Zhangsun Clan?”
The moment the 'woman' opened her mouth, everyone recognized her. With stunned expressions, they turned to look at Zhangsun Wuji and laughed mockingly.
Zhangsun Wuji's face darkened.
"I'm not eating anymore, I'm not eating anymore. I'm about to die from eating too much. This coughing is because I'm too full, but I still can't tell.”
"Two."
Zhangsun Wuji and his wife sat down as they talked. Zhangsun pointed at the dumplings on the table and said,"Eat, there aren't many left. This is a blessing.”
"Alright then. For the sake of a smooth next year, let's grit our teeth and eat it?”
"I ate it!"
"Assistant, you're acting very much like you. Even if you're stuffed to death, you have to grit your teeth and swallow the good stuff into your stomach.”Cheng Zhijie tilted his head and teased.
Zhangsun Wuji's hand that was holding the wine glass was trembling.
Angry!
The son mocked the father.
He finally understood the Emperor's feelings.
"Eh, His Highness Ke has come out."
At this moment, Li Ke rubbed his hands and came to the door with a smile. He knocked on the door and shouted,"Uncle, nephew Chengqian wishes you a happy new year!”
Li Chengqian was originally quite relaxed. When he heard this, his hands trembled and the wine in his cup spilled.
Li Shimin patted his forehead and turned to Zhangsun Wugou. He communicated with his eyes," Look, this unlucky child's revenge has begun.
Zhangsun Wugou smiled and shook his head, continuing to watch with interest.
"Quick, quick, mother, quickly put the dumplings away. Our nephew is a person who eats clean. We can't let him see the dumplings.”
As they spoke, one of them hurriedly hid the dumplings under the table while the other went to open the door.
"Uncle, big nephew wishes you a happy new year!”
"Nephew, good fellow, can you come empty-handed?”Zhangsun Chong said with disdain.
The laughter of the ministers sounded again.
Li Ke sniffed and found the dumplings under the table."Uncle, are you eating dumplings?"
"Ah, yes, eating dumplings…"
At this time, Li Ke had already brought out the dumplings and put one into his mouth.
Aiya!
Li Ke suddenly stopped chewing and rubbed his cheeks.""What is it?" Then, he spat out a copper coin.
The Zhangsun couple revealed a pained expression.
"Nephew, your aunt and I only wrapped two copper coins, just two!”Zhangsun Chong widened his eyes and gestured with two fingers.
"Uncle, I didn't expect my luck to be so good."”He casually picked up another dumpling and put it into his mouth.
Aiya!
Zhangsun Chong looked at Li Ke spitting out another copper coin, revealing a look of despair. He patted his face and said,""Nephew, is there anything else? If there's nothing else, hurry up and leave."
Haha...
A thunderous laughter rang out.
Li Ke looked enlightened and immediately bowed,"I wish uncle a happy new year. I wish uncle good luck and prosperity in the new year!”
After saying that, Li Ke stretched out his hand.
"What are you doing?"
"Uncle, you haven't given me your lucky money yet?”Li Ke rubbed his fingers and smiled.
"So you came empty-handed to pay New Year's greetings and ate all of Uncle's good fortune. You still want Uncle to give you New Year's money? No!"
Li Ke immediately took out a pair of scissors and grabbed a lock of his hair. He winked at his 'uncle'."Uncle, I heard that you're going to kill uncle by twisting your hair during the New Year!”
Puff!
Haha...
"Here you go. This is the money from Yiguan. It's all yours.”
Li Ke happily took the money bag and walked a few steps. Then, as if he had thought of something, he returned.
"Uncle, there's one more thing. Didn't the Eastern Palace borrow three thousand strings from you when we were short of money?”
"Father, didn't you give me your salary? Why do you still have money?" Lady Zhangsun looked at Uncle Zhangsun with a 'sharp' gaze.
Zhangsun Chong kept winking at Li Ke.""You must have remembered wrongly. When did I lend you money? It was your second uncle, right?”
"Uncle, are you sure? Are you sure that you're not the one who lent me money?”
"Definitely not!"
"Then, you won't ask me to pay you back in the future, right?”
"No, I didn't lend it to you. Why would I ask you to return the money?”
"That's great. Uncle, I'll be leaving then." Li Ke left proudly.
Only the Zhangsun couple remained.
"Father, did you save some money?”
" F * ck, how is that possible? I really don't have any. You know that I've already given you my salary..."
The people in the hall were already rolling back and forth with laughter.
Pa, pa, pa…
At this moment, Li Ke appeared with more than twenty brothers, each dressed differently.
"Uncle, uncle…"
Zhangsun Chong opened the door. After Li Ke and the others entered, they bowed and said,"Happy New Year to Uncle!"
After the New Year, Li Ke held Cheng Chumo's hand and said,"Uncle, Li Tai is here to pay you back.”
"Father, what happened?" Zhangsun Huan, who was acting as Zhangsun Shi, gritted his teeth and asked in a deep voice.
"Uncle, did Li Tai also borrow money from Second Uncle and not you?" Li Ke said with a wicked smile.”
Zhangsun Chong gritted his teeth and nodded, forcing a smile."Yes, it's your second uncle. It's your second uncle.”
"Uncle, what about me?"
"Uncle, there's still me."
"Uncle, then I didn't borrow 1,000 strings from you, right?”
……
" No, no…" Zhangsun Chong smiled with a pained expression.
"Thank you, uncle. Nephew wishes you a happy New Year. I wish uncle a happy new year!”More than twenty nephews wished him a happy new year at the same time. At the same time, they held a pair of scissors and grabbed a lock of their hair.
Zhangsun Chong rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.
Haha...
Amidst the laughter of the crowd, Li Ke and his brothers stood in a row.
He winked at Li Shiming, who was sitting on a high spot and laughing so hard that his face was red."Thank you, Imperial Father, uncles, for watching the skit that our brothers have carefully prepared to wish Uncle Zhangsun a happy new year!”
"Father, everyone is laughing. You won't punish me, right?”
"Skit program? What's a skit?"
"It's probably created by His Highness Ke.”
"This program is good. What do you think, Brother Assist?”
……
The ministers laughed until their faces turned red as they whispered to each other.
Zhangsun Wuji's face was also red, and his clothes were drenched by the wine that had sprayed out from the middle.
He knew that this program would definitely spread throughout Chang 'an.
At that time, Zhangsun Wuji would become a famous person in Chang 'an.
A henpecked husband!
Private savings!
It's New Year's Day!
Of course, Li Ke's nephew, Chengqian, wasn't any better. He was a typical image of cheating his uncle.
Li Ke's revenge had come. Tomorrow, this so-called skit program would be sung in Chang 'an's teahouses and wine shops!
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