Travelling to Saxon
15 A torturous thesis, an awkward transmigration

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On the other side of the ocean, his daily life was quite comfortable. Without the discipline of his parents and elders, and without the constraints of the Chinese ethics, the ethics of the West also gave him a way out. When he missed his friends in China, the WeChat video would only take a second. Surrounded by all kinds of novelty, there was no time for sadness. However, theses seemed to break all laws and landed on the heads of every international student. It left a sad mark on their near-perfect lives. The students who went to university in China were already suffocating from writing Chinese theses, let alone English theses.

Luo Li went online to search for how to write a thesis. One netizen replied," Don't think about anything, just write according to inspiration."

Luo Li decided to try out this netizen's suggestion. The topic of the thesis was " discussing the impact of company scandals on the government."

Luo Li took a sip of yogurt and wrote on her keyboard:

"Well, scandals are bad, really bad. Anyway, it's bad. How bad is it? It's just as bad as the teacher who came up with the questions. Why do you want me to write scandals for no reason? I'm a f * cking student, so what if I'm f * cking bad? I don't work for the government. Why should I care about the impact it has on the government? I won't pay a pound less for your influence! F * ck you. If you're not happy, write it. If you don't give me 100 points, I'll beat the crap out of you.”

Luo Li really didn't think about anything. Her thoughts were directly transmitted to her hand muscles as she typed on the keyboard. After typing for a while, she turned around to check her results. As she looked at it, she wanted to smash tofu at that netizen. She secretly cursed at the stupid suggestion of writing based on inspiration. He pressed the delete button to delete all of them. He thought about it and decided to read the book seriously before writing. He really wasn't the type to write casually.

After studying the lecture notes, the teacher uploaded all the powerpoint reports to the school network. After Luo Li downloaded them, she reviewed them and extracted the keywords that the teacher said: He copied the words " company "," scandal "," government ", and " influence " one by one on the powerpoint. Then, he used the same method to extract the relevant words from the textbooks and extra-cursory books borrowed from the library. Then, he used an English rewrite software to modify the vocabulary of the sentences beyond recognition. Finally, he used the thesis formula and conjunction formula taught by the teachers from New Oriental and Manchester University to integrate them into a paragraph. After checking, the word count had already reached more than 1,500 words, and he was only short of 500 words. He added his own understanding and the examples he found on the Internet. He scraped together more than 2,000 words. In addition to the final reference, it was almost 3,000 words. If the number of words exceeded, he would lose points. He saved his masterpiece and looked at his watch. It was already 12.58 am.

Coincidentally, someone knocked on the door. Luo Li opened the door and saw that it was Wang Zhengguo. He brought a box of fried chicken to Luo Li and said,"We ordered too much and can't eat anymore. You can have it. It's a pity to throw it away." Luo Li quickly thanked him and asked,"What's wrong?""Have you written your thesis?"

"I wrote it long ago," Wang Zhengguo said."They sent it to me yesterday and only charged me 200 pounds (2000 dollars)."

Luo Li was a little surprised and asked softly,"You're looking for a ghostwriter? It's illegal in England!"

Wang Zhengguo said," Aiya, f * cking break the law. What are we afraid of?"

"What do you mean by two passport?" asked Luo Li. Why do you have two passport?"

Wang Zhengguo laughed and patted Luo Li's shoulder,"I'll tell you in the future. Take your time eating. I'm leaving."

Luo Li closed the door and threw the box of chicken into the trash can. It wasn't that Luo Li didn't cherish the food, but if the bar girl with Wang Zhengguo had AIDS or something, she would be dead. By then, it wouldn't be something that could be cured by a box of chicken.

Luo Li went to the computer and wanted to turn it off. She looked at the time and was about to press the power off button when she suddenly realized that something was wrong. 02 points. Thinking about it carefully, it was 12:58 points. How did it take an hour to open the door? Could he have transmigrated? Luo Li was so scared that she peed her pants. Her head heated up, and she felt like the sky was turning dark. She drank a mouthful of water to calm herself down. After carefully reading through various books and analyzing them, he came to a conclusion: Einstein's theory of relativity was right, but Hawking was wrong! Hawking once said that transmigration was theoretically possible, but it was not feasible in reality. He was going to break Hawking's theory! Chicken, it must be that box of chicken. It was not an ordinary chicken, it was a time chicken tool! Wang Zhengguo must be from another planet! Yes, that's amazing. I'm going to be famous today. I'll tell them first and then contact the reporters. I'll wear that high-quality imitation Armani for the press conference tomorrow. Oh right, I'll have to polish my leather shoes. What about my hairstyle? Should I set it at 95 or half a point? Sigh, this question was quite complicated. I can't think about it anymore. If I want to be the first, I won't be the only one who transmigrated. Yes, I'll leave evidence on my WeChat Moments first. I'll take out my phone and type: "This is Manchester City at 2:02. I've transmigrated! Yes, I didn't see wrongly. I transmigrated. Four minutes ago was actually an hour ago! Everyone has to come to the press conference tomorrow."

Just as he pressed the send button, a bunch of replies came not long after:

"Child, are you stupid? Daylight Saving Time!”

"This fool, idiot!"

"Brother, don't say that I know you. It's too embarrassing."

"Have you gone silly from eating chicken? My fault, my fault…"

………

After reading the reply, Luo Li went online to search for British Daylight Saving Time. In the UK and some western countries, Daylight Saving Time was implemented. Every time the time was dialed one hour earlier in summer, the smartphone would automatically change the time. China had implemented Daylight Saving Time since 1986, but it was cancelled in 1992.

Luo Li's emotions instantly fell from extreme excitement to the bottom of the valley. She poured herself a glass of whiskey and drank it in one gulp. She deleted her WeChat Moments, hurriedly showered, and went to sleep. She covered herself with the blanket and felt embarrassed, feeling that everything in the world was laughing at her.

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