Yang Mi couldn't help but laugh. Wang Hao was really interesting. No wonder everyone said that he was a male version of her, and that he had a vicious tongue!
Liu Kaiwei realized that the sharp-tongued queen of the female guests and the sharp-tongued king of the male guests were all gathered!
He was really afraid and quickly left, afraid that if he left a little later, he would be carried away!
At that moment, Yang Mi and Wang Hao looked at each other and smiled.
There were quite a few people with venomous tongues. Those as venomous as them were a little too much!
Yang Mi giggled and said," I didn't see you just now. There are rumors about you everywhere. They say that you have a very venomous tongue and that you're very talented. They say that you're very good at playing the piano and bass. Why don't we start with your venomous tongue? Let's see if you can poison me!”
Wang Hao chuckled and said," You're a woman. I'll let you have two rounds. Didn't Liu Kaiwei say something cheesy just now? I'll say something cheesy too. Let's see how you're going to retort, sharp-tongued queen!"”
Yang Mi did not stand on ceremony and giggled."Since you call me the venomous queen, I'll show you my venomous tongue!”
Wang Hao thought of a romantic phrase and said,""Why does the air become sweet when I see you?”
Yang Mi did not waste any effort and immediately retorted,"With such a keen sense of smell, no wonder you're still single!”
As expected of the venomous tongue queen. She could casually retort so brilliantly!
Wang Hao said something else,""Have you noticed that my eyes are very beautiful because they are filled with you?”
Yang Mi easily resolved it again,"Do you take me for eye discharge?"”
After two rounds, Yang Mi was even more certain of her status as the queen of venomous tongues!
At this moment, Wang Hao put on a kind expression and said to Yang Mi,""I'm going to buy some oranges. You stay here and don't move!”
After saying that, he turned around and took a few steps.
Yang Mi was a little confused at first, but then she came to a realization.
This sentence was probably from Mr. Zhu's essay " Back View." It was something a father said to his son. It was probably a new joke that Wang Hao had made up!
Yang Mi also quickly understood the meaning of this joke. She extended it and secretly said," I'm your father." It was used to take advantage of others.
Yang Mi was a little upset. Wang Hao wanted her to call him daddy!
"Ding dong! Yang Mi's distress 444!”
Almost all the viewers were at a loss. What does Wang Hao mean?"
Someone thought of it and laughed." Wang Hao is so bad. That's what a father says to his son in 'The Back'!"”
"I just realized that Wang Hao is really bad!”
Yang Mi reacted but pretended not to. She asked in a daze,"Aren't there oranges on the table? Why did you go out to buy them?”
If Wang Hao hadn't heard the system notification, he would have thought that Yang Mi hadn't reacted.
He turned around and said with a smile,"Shouldn't you call me Daddy now?”
Yang Mi rolled her eyes at Wang Hao.""Annoying! Taking advantage of others! Is this your level? I feel a little bored!”
Wang Hao said," I've heard your songs and seen you talk back. I just have a question. You're tone-deaf when you sing off-key, but when you speak off-key, are you mentally disabled?”
The audience was in an uproar.”
"These words are too vicious. Can Yangmi tolerate it?”
Yang Mi giggled." Now that's a little mean. That's right, my brain is indeed a little unsound. I can't help it. Brainless children are much happier!"”
The system didn't show any negative emotions. Yang Mi was so good at self-deprecating that Wang Hao couldn't get any advantage from her!
What should he do now?
He wanted to use Yangmi's smelly feet to rebuke her, but the problem was that Yangmi had already slandered herself many times.
What else could he say to rebut the other party's self-satisfied flaws? No matter how much he criticized them, he could not create distress points!
At that moment, Yang Mi realized that Wang Hao couldn't poison her.
She then said," We are now confronting experts. You can't poison me, and I can't poison you. Let's play something else!"
You played the piano and bass with someone just now. Do you know any other instruments? I want you to play some instruments that I've never played with anyone before!”
At this moment, Wang Hao found an opportunity!
He giggled." Who doesn't have a presentable musical instrument these days? I'm good at retreating. Now, I'll fight for you. Goodbye!"”
As he spoke, he cupped his fists and was about to leave the room!
Yang Mi was stunned and extremely depressed!
You played the piano for Diligaba, you played the bass for Gulina, and now you're backing out. What do you mean? You despise me!
"Ding dong! Yang Mi's negative emotions 666!”
"Ding dong! 777 distress points from Yang Mi!”
(The first few chapters weren't very funny. How about this one?）
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