Early in the morning.
Chen Qianqian stretched.
She looked sleepy and lazy.
Her hair was a little messy.
His clothes were casually draped over his body.
She walked lazily to Li Yi's room.
"Do you have a toothbrush?"
Li Yi opened his eyes.
He glanced at Chen Qianqian.
He was stunned.
The lazy appearance of a beauty was the most seductive.
Li Yi hurriedly concealed his panic and said,"Yes…here!"”
The toothbrushes of the early Tang Dynasty were mostly made of boar's mane. They were very poor quality. When they were brushed, their mouths would be stained with a lot of hair.
Dawn.
The small courtyard was filled with the sound of pui.
As soon as they finished brushing their teeth, Cheng Chumo rushed in.
Tomorrow was the day of the Thousand Bull Guard selection.
Cheng Chumo was as anxious as a monkey.
As soon as he entered the door, he looked at the hair on Chen Qianqian's mouth and was stunned for a long time.
The expression on his face gradually changed from dull to deep admiration.
When he looked at Li Yi again, his eyes were instantly filled with respect.
Chen Qianqian went to the kitchen to get some noodles.
In the courtyard.
Cheng Chumo raised his eyebrows and said with admiration,"Brother Li, I'm convinced."
"It's not what you think," Li Yi said angrily.”
Cheng Chumo revealed a lewd smile that all men understood.
After breakfast, Chen Qianqian left.
From the beginning to the end, he didn't say a word to Cheng Chumo.
This made Cheng Chumo very sad.
"Brother Li, quickly tell me, how can you make a woman submit? I want to learn this technique!"
Li Yi smiled and said,"Well, it depends on the face."”
Cheng Chumo scratched his head and looked confused." What do you mean?”
"You can't find a woman if you're ugly.”Li Yi said concisely.
"Why can't I find a woman?" Cheng Chumo asked, confused.”
Li Yi was speechless.
"He's ugly…and has a low IQ…He might never be able to find a woman in this lifetime.”
Cheng Chumo waved his hand and said," What nonsense is this? I don't understand. Tell me, what is the test for the Thousand Bull Guard selection?"”
Li Yi rolled his eyes at Cheng Chumo,"Do you think I can get the exam questions? This is from His Majesty. Can I see it?”
Cheng Chumo was anxious." You don't know the questions? Aren't you disturbing me from reading? It's over, it's over!"
Li Yi did not know what to say.
"Haha."
Cheng Chumo became even more anxious and circled around the courtyard.
"There's a question. Take note of it. Although I don't know the question, there's a high chance that I'll pass it.”
"Really?" Cheng Chumo's eyes brightened.”
"I said high probability."
"High probability?" Cheng Chumo clapped his hands and shouted. Then it must be a test, right?"
Cheng Chumo looked expectant.
Li Yi couldn't be bothered to waste his breath on him and asked,""What do you think will happen when His Majesty sends troops to Jiannan?”
Talk about the war.
Cheng Chumo suddenly became spirited.
"General Hou may not be my father's match, but the Great Tang has the advantage in numbers! The result was obvious, a complete victory!”
F * ck! This person was bragging and didn't pay taxes at all.
Li Yi shook his head helplessly.”
Cheng Chumo said in confusion,"Not winning? Did he lose?"”
Li Yi nodded with certainty. Defeat! Defeat!"
Cheng Chumo grinned." Brother Li, you're really funny…Don't make a fuss. I know about the war."”
" Listen carefully!" Li Yi said angrily." You'll answer whatever I say!"”
"Good!" Cheng Chumo's body trembled. I believe you!"
Li Yi thought about it carefully and said," When the time comes, I'll let you analyze the reasons for the victory or failure of the battle.”
"The reason for the failure is very simple. The geographical environment, because of the unique plateau and miasma in the southwest…"
Li Yi talked a lot and found Cheng Chumo's eyes as lifeless as a dead fish.
" Forget it," Li Yi said dejectedly." You just need to remember that the geographical environment leads to a decrease in combat effectiveness. Can you remember that?"”
"Brother Li, I know what you mean." Cheng Chumo grinned.”
A moment later.
"Can General Hou really lose?" he asked suspiciously. It's not possible, right?"
"Do you believe me?" Li Yi shouted angrily. If you don't believe me, get lost!"
Cheng Chumo ran away.
Li Yi looked at Cheng Chumo's back.
It took him a long time to react.
"Damn it! Go to hell! F * ck!"
Obviously, Cheng Chumo didn't believe that Hou Junji would lose.
Li Yi understood.
The people of the Great Tang had a unique pride.
In their eyes.
As long as the imperial court sent troops.
It would definitely be a great victory.
The other party could only bow down.
In recent years, the Great Tang had been at war with too many foreign countries.
The people of the Great Tang had become numb to victory after victory.
From the Duke to the common people.
Almost no one believed that the Great Tang would fail to send troops to Jiannan.
Li Yi sighed." No wonder no one was accepted by the Thousand Bull Guard."”
Let him be.
Li Yi laughed at himself. He took the scissors and cloth and walked towards Tian Geng again.
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