After touring the academy, Lu Mu planned to leave.
"Are you leaving? You're also an esper, so you can stay here.”Little Pixie said with a reluctant expression.
"No, my house is in Queens, Big Apple. It's very close to here. I'll come over and play when I have time.”
Lu Mu said. He didn't want to hide in the manor and play with these little brats. If he went out for a walk, he might be able to trigger a keyword.
"Oh, alright then."
The dejected little rascal waved her hand helplessly and was pulled into the classroom by the Phantom Cat. From today onwards, she would be taking the academy's courses.
"Mister Lu Mu, where do you live? I'll send you there."
Lady Storm drove a black car over and gestured.
"That's troublesome."
Lu Mu didn't have a single cent on him, nor did he have a mobile phone. He only had tattered clothes. There was still a long way to go from here to Queens. He didn't expect the X-Men to be so considerate, which made him feel that the professor must have something in mind.
It was not that simple to express goodwill for no reason. However, Lu Mu was not worried at all. In this Marvel World, only strength was king.
All kinds of schemes and plots were useless and could only be broken through with strength.
At a small villa in Queens
Lu Mu got off the car and said goodbye to Storm. He looked up at his house and was very satisfied.
"Fortunately, I'm not that poor. It's already good enough to have a house.”
When he reached the door, he realized that he did not have the key on him at all. This was uncomfortable.
Lu Mu had no choice but to take out a small knife and pry the door open." Creak, Creak, Creak " it made a series of noises. Fortunately, he did not live in a bustling area, and no one around him noticed it. Otherwise, he would definitely call the police.
Kacha!
After he forcefully pried open the door a few times, Lu Mu simply let the divine spear slightly extend to break open the door. He pushed the door open and entered. The interior was extremely spacious. After all, it was a small villa with luxurious decoration. The surface of the dining table was covered with a layer of dust.
It had been more than a month since he last stayed here, and no one had cleaned it up. Lu Mu had to clean it up quickly by himself. After cleaning it up, he took a shower and changed into a set of fresh and casual clothes.
He went to the nearest mall to buy a mobile phone and retrieved the card number that had been taken away. He recharged his phone and bought a new lock. He went home and installed it.
As soon as he plugged in the card and turned on the phone, he received a lot of messages and calls. Lu Mu swiped a few times, and many of them were advertisements. There was a reminder from Zhongcheng High School, and the rest were messages from his classmates.
Peter: Hey, where has Lu Mu traveled to? Remember to bring back any good local specialties.
"Peter. Parker…What a coincidence, he's my classmate.”
Lu Mu's fingers paused when he saw this. He carefully recalled the memories of his predecessor. He was also at the same table as Peter Parker. Thanks to the fact that they were both people who were on the edge of the class, their relationship was not bad.
She wrote a line of words and replied, then ignored him.
After dawdling for a while, it was already noon. He felt a little hungry. The fat boy's happy water and hamburger last night could not fill up much.
Lu Mu walked along the street for a few minutes and entered the bustling central street. He could hear the noise in his ears. He let out a breath of turbid air and walked towards the small restaurant. Suddenly, a golden light reflected in the corner of his eye.
He couldn't help but be delighted. He looked in the direction of the light and saw two white men leaning against the corner of a small alley. He didn't know what they were doing.
Floating above his head was a…gay?
Homo?
Lu Mu was instantly flabbergasted. How could there be such a keyword? What gay?
Baki?
He tiptoed and walked over quietly. He leaned against the corner and listened carefully.
"Fei Qi, you haven't seen me for a few days. What are you thinking about?”
"Oh no, my dear, my wife is too strict at home. I can't do anything about it.”
"Then are you trying to break up? I've been with you for so many years. If you want to break up, give me money and we'll part ways.”
" My little sweetheart, how can you say that? I don't have any thoughts of breaking up with you. You're so cute…"
"Give me a mua."
Out of the corner of his eye, he could still see the two of them kissing and touching each other, making Lu Mu feel really uncomfortable.
How was he going to look at "Mua" in the future?
"I can't look, I can't look.”Lu Mu couldn't stand it anymore and walked away immediately. He could only look at the word 'Ji' in the sky of the alley from afar.
The system urged the host to play around with the keywords and disappear after 10 seconds.
Lu Mu was silent and felt a chill run down his spine. Would the effect of this joke activation make him gay or wear female clothes?
This was too terrifying!
Was the system deliberately messing with him? Why would such a keyword pop up?
【6……5…】
As the countdown sounded in his mind, Lu Mu gritted his teeth and made up his mind.'Let's play then. There are so few keywords that can be triggered now. I'll answer one if I can.'
In his memory, there were very few memes that mentioned " gay ". In the anime, he only thought of " Jojo's Bizarre Adventures ", the Stardust Fighter chapter, where Dumb Qiao and the chicken seller, Reid, openly did gay things in public.
However, he couldn't tell what the joke was. It didn't mean that he could answer it just by thinking about the scene.
He had to say the name of the joke, even if it was just the general meaning.
【2……】
"I got it. Brother Jie, don't."
At the last moment, Lu Mu suddenly remembered a famous scene from a real-life educational film. It mainly reminded young men to be careful.
Ding! The meme has been passed. Activating Don't La Brother Jie's Name Scene Effect.
Don't, Brother Jie
[Description: A line from the educational film " If I knew earlier that boys would also be…". It went viral on the Internet after it was played.]
The story of the film was: A male student named Ah Wei couldn't stand the nagging of his parents. He left home to play video games at an Internet cafe. However, he was hungry and didn't have the money to buy food. A person who called himself "Brother Jie" appeared and claimed that he had food, drink, and shelter. He tricked him into going home. After three rounds of drinking, Brother Jie attacked him. Ah Wei was in pain and called the police with the help of a kind-hearted person.
[Effect: If there are only two males in a room, indescribable things will happen.]
"Wow, aw is really sl."
"Indescribable?"
A complicated and strange expression appeared on Lu Mu's face. Why was there such a mischievous meme effect? However, it was still alright. He didn't become gay or cross-dressed.
A flash of inspiration occurred to him. He seemed to be able to make arrangements for a certain someone. After all, a certain someone liked babes.
Lu Mu smiled unkindly and hurriedly walked into the dining room.
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