Peng Peng Has Persecutive Paranoia
On the Internet.
"Hahahahaha, Teacher He is going to cry!”
"Forgive me for laughing unkindly. Looking at Teacher He's desperate expression, the mask on my face is about to fall off!”
"My heart aches for Teacher He!"
"The main thing is that He Ming is too straightforward. Teacher He is extremely heart-wrenching!”
"Actually, Teacher He is indeed a little short. I heard that he is only 172cm.”
"And He Ming's height is estimated to be 185cm. Logically speaking, they are biological brothers, so there shouldn't be such a big difference. From this, it can be seen that training is still useful.!”
……
Mushroom Hut.
"Brother, if I remember correctly, you should be one meter tall…"
"Stop, Ming Ming! Give me some privacy!"
Seeing that He Ming was about to blurt out his height, He Jiong was so scared that he hurriedly stopped him.
This was incredible. Once his true height was revealed, how many people would laugh at him?
Hmm…He Jiong's height on the internet might not be real.
"Okay, brother, I can keep your height a secret, but do you admit that training can make you grow taller?”
He Ming asked.
He Jiong's eyelids twitched. He wanted to deny it, but did he dare to?
He obviously didn't dare!
Hence, he had no choice but to compromise.”
"Well, brother, you have some self-awareness!”He Ming added another stab.
He Jiong's heart was bleeding, but he still faked a smile.
At this time, Zhang Zifeng returned from feeding the sheep.
She saw the scene just now and explained,"Teacher Huang, Teacher He, I was the one who volunteered to feed the sheep!”
"Because I think what He Ming said makes sense. I really lack exercise, and I don't want to grow up like my brother!”
"Your brother? Which brother of yours?"
Huang Lei asked with a frown. His gaze drifted between He Ming and Peng Peng, but he already had a rough idea in his heart.
Peng Peng felt good about himself. He didn't think that there was anything wrong with him.
However, he noticed that Zhang Zifeng had been staring at him.
Immediately, his heart tightened and he had a bad feeling. He asked carefully,"Sister, are you referring to me?”
"Hahaha."
"Brother, you're too fat. When you were chopping firewood just now, I saw your big belly!" I don't want to become like you in the future!”
Peng Peng was speechless.
His expression was bitter.
He felt resentful.
Wasn't he just a little fat and short?
He was actually despised by his sister!
He shook his head and sighed. He felt that he had failed as a brother.
"Peng Peng, why don't you train too?”
At this moment, He Ming's hand suddenly landed on Peng Peng's shoulder.
Suddenly, Peng Peng quivered and hurriedly ran away.
He stared at He Ming, but his face revealed fear as if he had seen a ghost.
Then, he shook his head violently like a rattle-drum."No, Brother He Ming, I don't need to exercise. I'm fine like this!”
"But your face…"
"It's okay. I'll think of a way to slim down.”
Peng Peng had a strong desire to live.
To be precise, he was a little "afraid" of He Ming.
In his opinion, his sister was such a beautiful girl, but He Ming had turned her into a boy.
If he were to hang out with He Ming, he might become a girl one day.
Just thinking about it was terrifying…
Therefore, he now had a survival rule that he had to uphold.
That was to cherish life and stay away from Brother He Ming.
"Actually, Peng Peng, it's a pity that a talent like you doesn't train.”
He Ming added.
With a hint of regret.
But Peng Peng didn't fall for it at all and left as if he was escaping.
Seeing that He Ming didn't follow, Peng Peng looked at the camera and said,
"Do you know why I ran away just now?”
"Because I know that He Ming-ge is going to brainwash me!”
"He's too terrifying! He had even turned his sister into a boy! I must stay away from him! Otherwise, I'll become a girl."
……
Peng Peng explained to himself.
The internet instantly exploded.
"F * ck! Peng Peng became a girl?"
"What the hell is this?"
"Is Peng Peng suffering from persecutory paranoia?”
"Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Why is Peng Peng so cute!"
"He's obviously a man with a gun, but he just wants to be a girl. Please give me a knife, and I'll satisfy him.”
……
On the other side.
He Ming seemed to have sensed something and suddenly muttered to himself,"If Peng Peng lived in the Tang Dynasty, he would definitely be a beauty!”
Everyone was speechless.
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