The Man Who Courted Death Back and forth on the Edge of Death
"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. You only patted Wu Xuanyi's foot, and now you want to photoshop it!”
"He Ming's logic is really unbelievable! He's too outstanding!"
"My heart aches for Wu Xuanyi!"
"Please, the shadow in Wu Xuanyi's heart at this moment!”
"Wu Xuanyi must be thinking of killing someone right now! Hahahahaha!"
“……”
He watched as the netizens discussed fervently.
"Didn't you guys notice the main point of my map?" He Ming could only say.”
"Hmm? The main point? What do you mean?"
"Could it be Wu Xuanyi's foot?"
"That's not right. Didn't you just say that you wanted to p her feet?”
"What exactly is that?"
“……”
The netizens were puzzled.
"Don't you think that this little green snake is very cute in my photos?" He Ming explained.”
As soon as he said this.
All the netizens were speechless.
They were all silent!
Yes, it was.
No one expected that the main point of this picture was the little green snake on Wu Xuanyi's feet!
Even Wu Xuanyi herself was dumbfounded and speechless for a long time.
However, when the netizens came back to their senses, they were speechless.
The little green snake on Wu Xuanyi's leg was no ordinary grass snake!
It was a mutated species.
It opened its jagged mouth.
It stuck out its tongue.
He looked like he was about to bite someone.
Are you sure it's cute?
Besides!
If you really think it's cute.
Then why did you behead it?
At that time, the bloody scene of He Ming killing the little green snake was still fresh in the memories of the netizens.
Some of the children even cried.
Therefore, the netizens did not agree with He Ming's statement at all!
"Cute my ass! This snake opened its mouth as if it wanted to eat people. How was it cute?”
"That's right, this is clearly a ferocious creature! I didn't expect you to like this kind of thing!”
"He Ming, I'm convinced. Please be normal!”
"That's right, I'm naturally afraid of snakes. I'm even afraid of grass snakes! He really didn't like this kind of thing!”
"If you really think it's cute, I'll give in to you if you raise a python!”
“……”
Looking at the comments from the netizens.
He Ming replied," Wait for me. After a while, I'll go out and do a live broadcast of catching pythons!"”
The netizens were speechless.
"I'm really going!"
"Do you want to die on the verge of death?”
"Life is more important. He Ming, we were just casually saying it. Don't take it seriously!”
"Catch a python? Are you going to be swallowed alive?"
“……”
The netizens were all worried about He Ming.
He Ming also noticed that this parallel world lacked wilderness survival programs.
There was no Bell, a man who stood at the top of the food chain.
He Ming himself loved adventure activities like survival in the wild, so he had plans to explore the wilderness.
Of course, this matter had to be put aside for the time being.
He logged off Weibo.
Wu Xuanyi immediately called.
"He Ming, is what you said true? You want to catch a python?"
Perhaps Wu Xuanyi would take it as a joke if someone else said such words, but since it was He Ming who said it, Wu Xuanyi felt that he was telling the truth.
"Yeah, do you want to go with me? I'll also catch a crocodile for you as a pet.”
He Ming said with a smile.
Wu Xuanyi's mouth twitched.
Catching a crocodile as his pet?
Was he crazy?
He still wanted to live a few more years.
"He Ming, I suggest that you don't be impulsive. It's fine if you just say it, but the netizens won't take it seriously! There was no need to risk his life just to let the netizens watch the show!”
Wu Xuanyi persuaded.
He Ming said," I'm not being impulsive. Although this is a little dangerous, I'll try my best to catch a small crocodile for you. Don't worry!"”
Wu Xuanyi was speechless.
Drunk!
We're not talking about the same thing, okay?
"Alright, if there's nothing else, I'll hang up first! I'll ask you to go with me on the day I catch the crocodile!”
Wu Xuanyi wanted to say something else, but He Ming hung up the phone right after saying that, leaving Wu Xuanyi with a blank expression and a helpless sigh.
"This guy is hopeless!"
……
He Jiong had been busy the whole day.
After returning home.
She looked at her younger brother and smiled.”
Although He Jiong knew that his younger brother was going to catch a python online, he treated it as a joke and did not take it seriously.
What he was most concerned about was He Ming's marriage!
Therefore, he couldn't avoid asking about it every day.
"Yes."
He Ming nodded.
He Jiong was drinking water. When he heard what he said, his face immediately brimmed with a bright smile."How did you contact him? What did he say?"
"I'm going to give her a gift!”
He Ming said.
He Jiong was even more curious and expectant after hearing that. He was also very happy. His brother had actually been enlightened and knew how to give girls gifts!
"Then what gift do you plan to give her? Ring? Necklace? Or Bao Bao?"
He Jiong asked with a smile while drinking water.
He Ming pondered for a second and said,"Crocodile!"
"Puff ~"
He Jiong spat!
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