What would Uncle-Master do, like a farce in a movie?
Cheng Xin tilted his head and glanced at Jiale, who was sleeping, and then at Taoist Priest Four-Eyed, who looked unhappy. His expression gradually became strange.
It can't really come, right...
Taoist Priest Four-Eyed bent down and picked up all the bamboos in the corridor. Cheng Xin was stunned and asked,"Martial Uncle, what are you doing?"
"What else can I do? This brat, Master is here, but he didn't respond at all after shouting for so long. If any demons or ghosts come, I'll just eat him and he probably won't respond. I'm going to teach him a lesson so that he can be reassured!!”
He just did it!
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed had never been a fussy person. Because he was a little angry at Jiale, and because he was a playful person, he really wanted these corpses to teach Jiale a lesson.
Bamboo sticks were distributed to the corpse's hands. He lit up a talisman and muttered,"Oh my god, oh my god, undead have spirits, undead have sex, forget the bell, listen to my command, hit when you hear me, hit when you scream..."
Even though he had seen it many times in movies, Cheng Xin almost burst out laughing when he saw this scene in front of him.
Seeing Daoist Priest Four-Eyed mumbling to himself with a serious look on his face, those who didn't know better would think that he was doing something serious. In the end, he caused a bunch of trouble just to teach his disciple a lesson. If he didn't do well, he might end up scamming himself like in the movies.
My martial uncle, why do you have to do this? Wouldn't it be nice if you just went in with a stick?
Why did he have to get himself into trouble?
"Aiya! Listen to my command!"
After throwing away the talisman paper that hadn't been completely burned, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed let out a devious laugh and jumped into the living room with the corpse. They formed a circle and prepared to attack Jiale.
Unfortunately, due to Cheng Xin's help, there were more customers sent away this time. The remaining quantity was limited, and the bamboo required was also limited. As a result, there was no bamboo falling to wake Jiale up. Therefore, a few corpses gathered in a circle and raised the bamboo in their hands. Jiale was still sleeping, drooling, unaware that he was about to be unlucky.
With so many corpses surrounding you, as a disciple of Mao Mountain, you didn't feel anything at all. When Corpse Qi and Yin Qi approach, the temperature will drop and the mana in your body will react. In the end, Jiale really didn't move! Cheng Xin found it unbelievable.
This reaction was comparable to Wen Cai's. If it were Qiu Sheng, he would have jumped up eight feet long ago.
"Watch me!"
He didn't notice that Cheng Xin was trying his best to hold back his laughter. The four-eyed Taoist priest proudly raised the bamboo in his hand and aimed it at Jiale's butt.
"Aiya!"
Jiale, who was still drooling in his sleep, jumped up from his rattan chair in pain. The order came, and the bamboo in the hands of the group of corpses kept falling, hitting Jiale until he fell to the ground and kept screaming.
"Aiyaya, Master, it hurts. Don't hit me anymore. Don't hit me. I was wrong!!”
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed, who was feeling smug, sneered. You actually admitted your mistake. Do you know where you went wrong?”
Cheng Xin, who was standing at the door, wanted to remind him that the bamboo in the corpse's hand had already turned around. He raised his hand and thought for a moment before putting it down.
At this moment, Jiale had already reacted. It was as if he wouldn't be beaten up if he didn't shout.
Wuwuwu ~~~ Master, how much hatred do we have, how much hatred do you have for me!! It's not nice at all. It hurts so much.
Realizing the problem, Jiale shut his mouth tightly and did not plan to speak.
Seeing that Jiale did not respond, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed said angrily,""Speak, why aren't you speaking?"
"Where did you go wrong?"
Jiale pointed at himself and shook his head vigorously. He silently made a gesture of 'I'm wrong, Master, please forgive me'. Unfortunately, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed did not let him go. Aiyaya! It hurts!"
Before he could finish speaking, a few bamboos fell down and hit Daoist Priest Four-Eyed's head. Daoist Priest Four-Eyed fell to the ground and cried out in pain.
Cheng Xin was speechless.
Cheng Xin couldn't stand it anymore and covered his face.
Jiale was also stunned. He did not expect his master to be buried in the pit he had set up.
"Aiyaya, stop hitting me. It hurts. Aiya, aiya!!”
The more painful he was, the more he shouted. In the end, the more he shouted, the more he was beaten up.
"Master, don't shout 'Aiya' anymore. Otherwise, you'll be beaten. Aiya..." Jiale, who felt sorry for his master, had wanted to persuade Daoist Priest Four-Eyed not to say those two words, but in the end, he fell for it too.
Cheng Xin's eyelids twitched. Looking at the master and disciple who were grimacing in pain and screaming, only to be beaten up even more miserably, he shook his head speechlessly and threw out a piece of talisman paper from the oil lamp in his hand.!!”
The talisman paper started burning under the urging of the magic power. The corpses of the four-eyed Taoist priest and Jiale, who were holding sticks, quieted down and the bamboo in their hands fell to the ground.
"Stinky brat, stinky brat! How dare you frame me! It's fine if you don't save Master, but you're sitting on me. I'll beat you to death!!”
The four-eyed Taoist priest, who was beaten black and blue, angrily whipped Jiale with the bamboo in his hand, causing him to run everywhere."Master, I was wrong. I won't do it again. There are still guests. Please don't be angry. It's embarrassing to have guests around!"!”
"Bullshit! Where did the guest come from?" Daoist Priest Four-Eyed pulled up his sleeves and beat him up even more fiercely."That's your Martial Uncle One-Eyebrow's disciple, Chengxin. He's your junior brother. We're family. What's there to be embarrassed about? You brat, watch your beating!"!”
Jiale was thrown into a panic and begged for forgiveness from Taoist Priest Four-Eyed. Jiale was no weaker than Qiusheng in terms of skills.
His martial arts were not bad.
However, as a disciple of Mao Mountain, martial arts were important, but Dharmic powers and Taoist skills were also very important.
It was obvious that Jiale and Qiusheng were seriously biased in their subjects. As for Wencai, they were the kind that failed all their subjects.
On the surface, he was teaching his disciples a lesson, but in fact, he was just fooling around.
The farce soon ended. Jiale and Daoist Priest Four-Eyed were beaten black and blue, making people laugh.
"Brat, why aren't you bringing the guests to settle down and cook breakfast? Chengxin and I haven't eaten anything for the whole night. You really have no eyes!”
"I'll go right away!"
Seeing that his master had raised his hand, Jiale gave Chengxin an awkward smile and ran away with the corpse, afraid that his master would beat him up again before he could calm down.
"Cough cough, sorry for the embarrassment. Jiale and I like to play like this, unlike your master who is fierce and serves us with bamboo sticks!” What would Uncle-Master do, like a farce in a movie?
Cheng Xin tilted his head and glanced at Jiale, who was sleeping, and then at Taoist Priest Four-Eyed, who looked unhappy. His expression gradually became strange.
It can't really come, right...
Taoist Priest Four-Eyed bent down and picked up all the bamboos in the corridor. Cheng Xin was stunned and asked,"Martial Uncle, what are you doing?"
"What else can I do? This brat, Master is here, but he didn't respond at all after shouting for so long. If any demons or ghosts come, I'll just eat him and he probably won't respond. I'm going to teach him a lesson so that he can be reassured!!”
He just did it!
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed had never been a fussy person. Because he was a little angry at Jiale, and because he was a playful person, he really wanted these corpses to teach Jiale a lesson.
Bamboo sticks were distributed to the corpse's hands. He lit up a talisman and muttered,"Oh my god, oh my god, undead have spirits, undead have sex, forget the bell, listen to my command, hit when you hear me, hit when you scream..."
Even though he had seen it many times in movies, Cheng Xin almost burst out laughing when he saw this scene in front of him.
Seeing Daoist Priest Four-Eyed mumbling to himself with a serious look on his face, those who didn't know better would think that he was doing something serious. In the end, he caused a bunch of trouble just to teach his disciple a lesson. If he didn't do well, he might end up scamming himself like in the movies.
My martial uncle, why do you have to do this? Wouldn't it be nice if you just went in with a stick?
Why did he have to get himself into trouble?
"Aiya! Listen to my command!"
After throwing away the talisman paper that hadn't been completely burned, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed let out a devious laugh and jumped into the living room with the corpse. They formed a circle and prepared to attack Jiale.
Unfortunately, due to Cheng Xin's help, there were more customers sent away this time. The remaining quantity was limited, and the bamboo required was also limited. As a result, there was no bamboo falling to wake Jiale up. Therefore, a few corpses gathered in a circle and raised the bamboo in their hands. Jiale was still sleeping, drooling, unaware that he was about to be unlucky.
With so many corpses surrounding you, as a disciple of Mao Mountain, you didn't feel anything at all. When Corpse Qi and Yin Qi approach, the temperature will drop and the mana in your body will react. In the end, Jiale really didn't move! Cheng Xin found it unbelievable.
This reaction was comparable to Wen Cai's. If it were Qiu Sheng, he would have jumped up eight feet long ago.
"Watch me!"
He didn't notice that Cheng Xin was trying his best to hold back his laughter. The four-eyed Taoist priest proudly raised the bamboo in his hand and aimed it at Jiale's butt.
"Aiya!"
Jiale, who was still drooling in his sleep, jumped up from his rattan chair in pain. The order came, and the bamboo in the hands of the group of corpses kept falling, hitting Jiale until he fell to the ground and kept screaming.
"Aiyaya, Master, it hurts. Don't hit me anymore. Don't hit me. I was wrong!!”
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed, who was feeling smug, sneered. You actually admitted your mistake. Do you know where you went wrong?”
Cheng Xin, who was standing at the door, wanted to remind him that the bamboo in the corpse's hand had already turned around. He raised his hand and thought for a moment before putting it down.
At this moment, Jiale had already reacted. It was as if he wouldn't be beaten up if he didn't shout.
Wuwuwu ~~~ Master, how much hatred do we have, how much hatred do you have for me!! It's not nice at all. It hurts so much.
Realizing the problem, Jiale shut his mouth tightly and did not plan to speak.
Seeing that Jiale did not respond, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed said angrily,""Speak, why aren't you speaking?"
"Where did you go wrong?"
Jiale pointed at himself and shook his head vigorously. He silently made a gesture of 'I'm wrong, Master, please forgive me'. Unfortunately, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed did not let him go. Aiyaya! It hurts!"
Before he could finish speaking, a few bamboos fell down and hit Daoist Priest Four-Eyed's head. Daoist Priest Four-Eyed fell to the ground and cried out in pain.
Cheng Xin was speechless.
Cheng Xin couldn't stand it anymore and covered his face.
Jiale was also stunned. He did not expect his master to be buried in the pit he had set up.
"Aiyaya, stop hitting me. It hurts. Aiya, aiya!!”
The more painful he was, the more he shouted. In the end, the more he shouted, the more he was beaten up.
"Master, don't shout 'Aiya' anymore. Otherwise, you'll be beaten. Aiya..." Jiale, who felt sorry for his master, had wanted to persuade Daoist Priest Four-Eyed not to say those two words, but in the end, he fell for it too.
Cheng Xin's eyelids twitched. Looking at the master and disciple who were grimacing in pain and screaming, only to be beaten up even more miserably, he shook his head speechlessly and threw out a piece of talisman paper from the oil lamp in his hand.!!”
The talisman paper started burning under the urging of the magic power. The corpses of the four-eyed Taoist priest and Jiale, who were holding sticks, quieted down and the bamboo in their hands fell to the ground.
"Stinky brat, stinky brat! How dare you frame me! It's fine if you don't save Master, but you're sitting on me. I'll beat you to death!!”
The four-eyed Taoist priest, who was beaten black and blue, angrily whipped Jiale with the bamboo in his hand, causing him to run everywhere."Master, I was wrong. I won't do it again. There are still guests. Please don't be angry. It's embarrassing to have guests around!"!”
"Bullshit! Where did the guest come from?" Daoist Priest Four-Eyed pulled up his sleeves and beat him up even more fiercely."That's your Martial Uncle One-Eyebrow's disciple, Chengxin. He's your junior brother. We're family. What's there to be embarrassed about? You brat, watch your beating!"!”
Jiale was thrown into a panic and begged for forgiveness from Taoist Priest Four-Eyed. Jiale was no weaker than Qiusheng in terms of skills.
His martial arts were not bad.
However, as a disciple of Mao Mountain, martial arts were important, but Dharmic powers and Taoist skills were also very important.
It was obvious that Jiale and Qiusheng were seriously biased in their subjects. As for Wencai, they were the kind that failed all their subjects.
On the surface, he was teaching his disciples a lesson, but in fact, he was just fooling around.
The farce soon ended. Jiale and Daoist Priest Four-Eyed were beaten black and blue, making people laugh.
"Brat, why aren't you bringing the guests to settle down and cook breakfast? Chengxin and I haven't eaten anything for the whole night. You really have no eyes!”
"I'll go right away!"
Seeing that his master had raised his hand, Jiale gave Chengxin an awkward smile and ran away with the corpse, afraid that his master would beat him up again before he could calm down.
"Cough cough, sorry for the embarrassment. Jiale and I like to play like this, unlike your master who is fierce and serves us with bamboo sticks!” What would Uncle-Master do, like a farce in a movie?
Cheng Xin tilted his head and glanced at Jiale, who was sleeping, and then at Taoist Priest Four-Eyed, who looked unhappy. His expression gradually became strange.
It can't really come, right...
Taoist Priest Four-Eyed bent down and picked up all the bamboos in the corridor. Cheng Xin was stunned and asked,"Martial Uncle, what are you doing?"
"What else can I do? This brat, Master is here, but he didn't respond at all after shouting for so long. If any demons or ghosts come, I'll just eat him and he probably won't respond. I'm going to teach him a lesson so that he can be reassured!!”
He just did it!
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed had never been a fussy person. Because he was a little angry at Jiale, and because he was a playful person, he really wanted these corpses to teach Jiale a lesson.
Bamboo sticks were distributed to the corpse's hands. He lit up a talisman and muttered,"Oh my god, oh my god, undead have spirits, undead have sex, forget the bell, listen to my command, hit when you hear me, hit when you scream..."
Even though he had seen it many times in movies, Cheng Xin almost burst out laughing when he saw this scene in front of him.
Seeing Daoist Priest Four-Eyed mumbling to himself with a serious look on his face, those who didn't know better would think that he was doing something serious. In the end, he caused a bunch of trouble just to teach his disciple a lesson. If he didn't do well, he might end up scamming himself like in the movies.
My martial uncle, why do you have to do this? Wouldn't it be nice if you just went in with a stick?
Why did he have to get himself into trouble?
"Aiya! Listen to my command!"
After throwing away the talisman paper that hadn't been completely burned, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed let out a devious laugh and jumped into the living room with the corpse. They formed a circle and prepared to attack Jiale.
Unfortunately, due to Cheng Xin's help, there were more customers sent away this time. The remaining quantity was limited, and the bamboo required was also limited. As a result, there was no bamboo falling to wake Jiale up. Therefore, a few corpses gathered in a circle and raised the bamboo in their hands. Jiale was still sleeping, drooling, unaware that he was about to be unlucky.
With so many corpses surrounding you, as a disciple of Mao Mountain, you didn't feel anything at all. When Corpse Qi and Yin Qi approach, the temperature will drop and the mana in your body will react. In the end, Jiale really didn't move! Cheng Xin found it unbelievable.
This reaction was comparable to Wen Cai's. If it were Qiu Sheng, he would have jumped up eight feet long ago.
"Watch me!"
He didn't notice that Cheng Xin was trying his best to hold back his laughter. The four-eyed Taoist priest proudly raised the bamboo in his hand and aimed it at Jiale's butt.
"Aiya!"
Jiale, who was still drooling in his sleep, jumped up from his rattan chair in pain. The order came, and the bamboo in the hands of the group of corpses kept falling, hitting Jiale until he fell to the ground and kept screaming.
"Aiyaya, Master, it hurts. Don't hit me anymore. Don't hit me. I was wrong!!”
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed, who was feeling smug, sneered. You actually admitted your mistake. Do you know where you went wrong?”
Cheng Xin, who was standing at the door, wanted to remind him that the bamboo in the corpse's hand had already turned around. He raised his hand and thought for a moment before putting it down.
At this moment, Jiale had already reacted. It was as if he wouldn't be beaten up if he didn't shout.
Wuwuwu ~~~ Master, how much hatred do we have, how much hatred do you have for me!! It's not nice at all. It hurts so much.
Realizing the problem, Jiale shut his mouth tightly and did not plan to speak.
Seeing that Jiale did not respond, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed said angrily,""Speak, why aren't you speaking?"
"Where did you go wrong?"
Jiale pointed at himself and shook his head vigorously. He silently made a gesture of 'I'm wrong, Master, please forgive me'. Unfortunately, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed did not let him go. Aiyaya! It hurts!"
Before he could finish speaking, a few bamboos fell down and hit Daoist Priest Four-Eyed's head. Daoist Priest Four-Eyed fell to the ground and cried out in pain.
Cheng Xin was speechless.
Cheng Xin couldn't stand it anymore and covered his face.
Jiale was also stunned. He did not expect his master to be buried in the pit he had set up.
"Aiyaya, stop hitting me. It hurts. Aiya, aiya!!”
The more painful he was, the more he shouted. In the end, the more he shouted, the more he was beaten up.
"Master, don't shout 'Aiya' anymore. Otherwise, you'll be beaten. Aiya..." Jiale, who felt sorry for his master, had wanted to persuade Daoist Priest Four-Eyed not to say those two words, but in the end, he fell for it too.
Cheng Xin's eyelids twitched. Looking at the master and disciple who were grimacing in pain and screaming, only to be beaten up even more miserably, he shook his head speechlessly and threw out a piece of talisman paper from the oil lamp in his hand.!!”
The talisman paper started burning under the urging of the magic power. The corpses of the four-eyed Taoist priest and Jiale, who were holding sticks, quieted down and the bamboo in their hands fell to the ground.
"Stinky brat, stinky brat! How dare you frame me! It's fine if you don't save Master, but you're sitting on me. I'll beat you to death!!”
The four-eyed Taoist priest, who was beaten black and blue, angrily whipped Jiale with the bamboo in his hand, causing him to run everywhere."Master, I was wrong. I won't do it again. There are still guests. Please don't be angry. It's embarrassing to have guests around!"!”
"Bullshit! Where did the guest come from?" Daoist Priest Four-Eyed pulled up his sleeves and beat him up even more fiercely."That's your Martial Uncle One-Eyebrow's disciple, Chengxin. He's your junior brother. We're family. What's there to be embarrassed about? You brat, watch your beating!"!”
Jiale was thrown into a panic and begged for forgiveness from Taoist Priest Four-Eyed. Jiale was no weaker than Qiusheng in terms of skills.
His martial arts were not bad.
However, as a disciple of Mao Mountain, martial arts were important, but Dharmic powers and Taoist skills were also very important.
It was obvious that Jiale and Qiusheng were seriously biased in their subjects. As for Wencai, they were the kind that failed all their subjects.
On the surface, he was teaching his disciples a lesson, but in fact, he was just fooling around.
The farce soon ended. Jiale and Daoist Priest Four-Eyed were beaten black and blue, making people laugh.
"Brat, why aren't you bringing the guests to settle down and cook breakfast? Chengxin and I haven't eaten anything for the whole night. You really have no eyes!”
"I'll go right away!"
Seeing that his master had raised his hand, Jiale gave Chengxin an awkward smile and ran away with the corpse, afraid that his master would beat him up again before he could calm down.
"Cough cough, sorry for the embarrassment. Jiale and I like to play like this, unlike your master who is fierce and serves us with bamboo sticks!”
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