Although they did not believe in God, they had all met a missionary before. When did God become a girl?
“Rememberingmediscoverandsee”
“Allovertheworldshesknownasagirl”
Cheng Xin didn't explain and just hummed out the first two lines of 'God is a girl'. Fortunately, he hadn't forgotten. In his previous life, he had specially gone to learn for a while in order to pick up girls. Finally, he didn't forget and sang it well.
Hmph, you must be dumbfounded. You want to fight me?
“?!!?”
The group of people had the same expression on their faces. They were dumbfounded, including Ren Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu, who had learned a little English from Mr. Yang.
Since when did you learn English and even know how to sing?
Ninth Uncle, who was making arrangements, turned around and looked at Cheng Xin. He was baffled and did not understand a word. What did this mean?
"What do you mean?" Ren Tingting, who had been a little smug just now, was dumbfounded. Ren Zhuzhu was not any better.
Cheng Xin looked down." When you figure it out, you'll know why God is a girl.”After saying that, he ignored the sisters and walked to Ninth Uncle's side.
"Sis, what do you mean? I don't understand."
"I... I don't understand either. Japanese people don't speak English.”
The two lines of lyrics completely stumped the two young ladies of the Ren family. Cheng Xin also successfully escaped, leaving the two sisters to doubt their lives.
"Start burning incense! Remember, you have to bow sincerely and honestly!!”
Soon, the things were arranged. Ninth Uncle also asked the Ren family and the people who came to help to burn incense and pay their respects to Old Master Ren.
After the incense was lit, everyone waited for Ninth Uncle's arrangements. Ninth Uncle walked forward and looked around the cemetery for a while. Unexpectedly, Ren Fa walked forward and said proudly,""Ninth Uncle, this graveyard is very difficult to find. It's a good acupoint.”
What are you trying to express?
Ninth Uncle turned around and looked at Ren Fa. Cheng Xin found it funny. Your family is about to be destroyed by this cemetery, but you're still bragging in front of Ninth Uncle. Don't you know that Ninth Uncle is the expert?
"That's right. This cave is called the Dragonfly Skipping the Water Cave. The cave is thirty-four feet long and only four feet wide.”
While Ren Fa was bragging, he also wanted to take the exam for Ninth Uncle. Unfortunately, he found the wrong person.
Ninth Uncle had long seen through this situation and also admitted that this cemetery was very rare and a good cemetery.
Ren Fa gave a thumbs-up with a jade ring on it and said,"" Ninth Uncle, you're indeed amazing!!"
The funny plot in the movie came.
Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng really wanted to get to know Ren Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu, but in the end, they realized that they didn't even pay attention to them and only talked to Qingqing. Even Jiale was invisible, so they could only follow Cheng Xin gloomily. When they heard Ninth Uncle's words, they asked curiously,"Master, what is a funeral? Could it be a French funeral?"
"You talk too much!"
How could he speak nonsense in such a day? Ninth Uncle really wanted to give Wen Cai a beating and let him have a good heart. Didn't he want him to learn more from his junior brother and watch more and talk less? Why are you so talkative?
Wen Cai was shocked and said weakly,""Did I ask the wrong question?"
Cheng Xin and Qiu Sheng shook their heads helplessly. Although Qiu Sheng liked to mess around, he did not dare to say anything at a time like this. Jia Le, who followed behind, did the same.
Seeing that Wen Cai had not come to his senses, Cheng Xin could only say,""Senior Brother, a funeral is a vertical burial. Because the cemetery is not wide enough for the coffin to fit, it is buried vertically. However, vertical burial does not sound good.”
You're quite capable.
Ren Fa was a little surprised. He didn't expect Lian Chengxin to know all this.
An ordinary Feng Shui master who was not good at it might not even recognize a dragonfly skimming the water.
"That's right. The burial is vertical." Ninth Uncle was very satisfied with this answer. He glanced at Wen Cai as if asking if he had learned anything.
"If the ancestors are buried vertically, the future generations will definitely be great. That was what the Feng Shui master said back then, so my father went through a lot of trouble to buy this cemetery.”Ren Fa said proudly.
Ninth Uncle, who didn't want to say much, immediately felt uncomfortable when he heard that. His thick eyebrows stood up and he said unhappily," Is it spiritual?”
Ren Fa suddenly felt awkward and smiled awkwardly.
Uncle Nine pointed at the cemetery and said loudly," It's obvious that it's not working. If a dragonfly skims the water, it should be covered with snow. The coffin can't even touch the water. How can it be called a dragonfly skimming the water?" You even sprinkled cement on it. This is simply harming the Ren family!!”
"Ah?" Ren Fa panicked." Ninth Uncle, that can't be, right?”
Ninth Uncle sighed and continued to ask,""Does the Ren family have a grudge against that Feng Shui master?”
"No, I didn't." Ren Fa shook his head vigorously and explained," This cemetery originally belonged to the Feng Shui master. My father knew that it was a good spot, so he spent money to buy it. He even told us to move the coffin and bury it in 20 years. This way, it would be good for us and the Ren family. However, in the past 20 years, the number of people in our Ren family has been decreasing, and our business has been declining year by year.”
It was one thing that business had deteriorated, but what gave Ren Fa a headache was that the two branches of the Ren family were almost out of men. They only had two daughters. What was going on?
"I think it must be because they used coercion to buy this tomb!!”"Otherwise, why would the Feng Shui Master want to harm you?" Ninth Uncle snorted. He still had a conscience. He asked you to move your coffins after twenty years. He harmed you for half of your life, but he didn't harm you for your entire life. He harmed you for one generation, but he didn't harm you for eighteen generations!!”
Ninth Uncle, who had always been straightforward, did not care if his words were unpleasant or not. He blurted them out in general, making Ren Fa's face turn green.
It turned out that the Ren family's misfortune all these years was because of that Feng Shui master and because of this cemetery!!!
Was it that serious?
Ren Fa was shocked. Even Ren Zhuzhu and Ren Tingting, who were not far away, did not have the time to chat and quickly walked up. The sisters did not expect the situation to be so serious.
"Ninth Uncle, what should we do?"
Ninth Uncle looked deeply at Ren Fa and did not say anything. He waved his hand and asked people to start digging the coffin.
Ren Fa's heart was in his throat.
"I see it!"
The dragonfly skimming the surface of the water wasn't buried very deeply. Soon, the coffin was exposed. Ninth Uncle said loudly,"Raise the frame and pull the coffin out!!”
A group of people quickly brought over the support that had been prepared earlier. They tied the rope and pulled the coffin up.
"Harder!"
"Harder!"
The group of people began to pull the coffin out. Cheng Xin looked at the coffin that was being pulled out bit by bit and could not help but sigh in his heart. This cemetery was indeed not bad. If he had not offended the feng shui master too much, the Ren family would have definitely had a good life for the past 20 years. Unfortunately, one wrong step led to more mistakes.
Twenty years, and there was no problem with the coffin at all, which was enough to prove the value of this cemetery.
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