"Put it here. Be gentle. Don't use too much force!!”
Back at the mortuary, Cheng Xin instructed the Ren family to place the coffin in the morgue and wait for Ninth Uncle to come back to deal with it.
Ninth Uncle had just returned from the Ren family home in the evening. As soon as he entered the house, Qiusheng, Jiale, and Wencai ran back hurriedly. When they saw Ninth Uncle, they shouted,""Master (Martial Uncle), something bad has happened!!”
"Come in and talk!"
Ninth Uncle asked them to come in first and not make a scene.
When they arrived at the morgue, Ninth Uncle picked up the remaining incense and remained silent for a long time.
The situation seemed very serious.
"Junior Brother, what should we do?" Qiu Sheng elbowed Cheng Xin, who said,""How would I know? It's definitely not wrong to listen to Master.”
Turning his head, he glanced at Cheng Xin and Qiu Sheng who were muttering to each other. Ninth Uncle said,""People are most afraid of three long and two short, and incense is most afraid of two short and one long.!”
It was unlucky to have two short matches.
This was also the result that Ninth Uncle feared the most, but it happened.
"Is this Old Master Ren's house?" Wen Cai, who was so hungry that he started to eat secretly, stammered.
Ninth Uncle glared at him and said angrily,""Could it be here?"
"What about Chengxin?" Wen Cai smiled evilly and said,"The Ren Family is going to die. Ren Tingting has a lot to do with Junior Brother. Don't you agree, Junior Brother?"”
Cheng Xin couldn't be bothered with him and warned him with his eyes,"Stay away from me. I can't be bothered to talk to you.
Wen Cai chuckled and didn't mind. He walked up and circled the coffin."Could it be that there's something wrong with the coffin?”
"Yeah, it's so strange. It's been twenty years, but it hasn't rotted.”
Qiusheng and Jiale surrounded them. The three of them wanted to open the coffin to take a look, but Cheng Xin slapped Wen Cai's hand."What are you doing?" There was no problem with the coffin, but there was a problem with the dead! Don't let him come into contact with the air outside, it will speed up the transformation.”
"Ah?"
Wen Cai's hand shrank back. He was obviously frightened. He looked at Ninth Uncle nervously."Master, did Old Master Ren really become a zombie?"”
"Not yet." Ninth Uncle said lightly,"But it's almost time. Don't ask too much. Go and prepare the tools. Brush the coffins with ink thread. Don't miss out!"!”
"I'll go and prepare now!"
Qiu Sheng brought Jiale and ran away. The two of them quickly slaughtered the chicken and prepared the ink thread. The four of them began to flick the ink thread. This way, it would be faster. They divided their work and quickly flicked the ink thread on a few sides. The only thing left was Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng.
Ninth Uncle lit an incense stick and looked at the coffin covered in ink threads. He sighed and said,"People are divided into good people, bad people, corpses into zombies, and corpses.”
"People are not only divided into good and bad people, but also men and women.”
Wen Cai replied with a cheeky smile.
Cheng Xin, who was resting at the side, burst out laughing. Jiale didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Ninth Uncle wanted to slap Wen Cai."Why are you interrupting Master's words?”
"Old Master Ren's corpse is a corpse that is about to become a zombie!! If you don't handle it well, something big will happen!"
"But Master, why did Shi become a zombie?”Qiu Sheng, who was gloating, was curious.
Wen Cai, who couldn't control himself, interrupted again."That's right. Why do people differentiate between good and bad people?”
"Pfff ~"
Chengxin was successfully amused again. Wencai was indeed a talented person. He could always ask some questions that made people laugh. Jiale even leaned on him, laughing until his stomach hurt. Fortunately, he was too embarrassed to laugh too loudly in front of Ninth Uncle.
Wen Cai rolled his eyes at the two of them. You guys are really mean. You only know how to watch me!!!
Fortunately, Ninth Uncle did not blame Wen Cai this time. Instead, he explained,""A person becomes a bad person because he doesn't live up to expectations. A corpse becomes a zombie because he has one more breath.”
"Before a person dies, they will be angry and hold their breath. When they die, they will hold their breath in their throat. This is also called not stopping breathing after death, so it will cause the corpse to change and become a zombie.”
"That's why people have to work hard. Otherwise, they will become bad people.”
"Also, you must stop breathing when you die. Otherwise, you will harm others and yourself.”
Ninth Uncle walked over and stared at Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, who were sighing. He patted their shoulders."Cut the crap. You're full of resentment. Come out and eat when you're done playing!!”
"Let's go."
Cheng Xin was afraid that he would laugh himself to death if he stayed here, so he left the morgue first. Jiale quickly followed.
No loyalty!
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai deeply despised Cheng Xin and Jiale. They actually ran away without waiting for them. It was really boring. Master was the same. Let's sigh. Why did he say that about us?
"Aiya, I'm sorry."
Wen Cai flicked the ink thread on the bottom of the coffin and deliberately shook the thread to get the ink all over Qiu Sheng's face. It should be known that the ink was mixed with chicken blood and had a very strong smell. Qiu Sheng was instantly furious and raised his hand to grab Wen Cai.
The two of them immediately started to make a scene.
The one who couldn't catch Qiu Sheng picked up the ink fountain and started to throw Qiu Sheng. Qiu Sheng also picked up the broom to fight back.
"Master!"
Qiu Sheng was shocked to death. He hid the broom and peeked left and right. Seeing that no one was around, he was furious."How dare you lie to me!"!!”
Wen Cai chuckled and wanted to run away, but when he reached the door, he saw Ninth Uncle walking in.
Uncle Nine, who had forgotten to tell Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai to stick talismans on the coffins, walked in. In the end, he was greeted by a broom.
Crack!
The broom fell and hit Ninth Uncle's head. Ninth Uncle cried out in pain and squatted on the ground. He covered his head and grabbed the stick that had fallen."Two brats, how dare you hit Master!"!”
You're dead!
Wen Cai didn't expect Ninth Uncle to suddenly appear. He gestured and told Qiu Sheng that he was done for.
Qiu Sheng's face turned green. He hurriedly stuffed the broken wooden stick into Wen Cai's hand, picked up the bicycle, and ran, regardless of whether Wen Cai would be beaten up or not.
Wen Cai followed him out."You're leaving just like that?”
"What else? Master was very angry. I don't want to be beaten up. Besides, who asked you to use the polishing method on me?”Qiusheng didn't care. You had to bear the consequences.
I'll leave first as a sign of respect and come back when Master laughs in anger.
Wen Cai was on the verge of tears."Don't leave. You'll run into ghosts if you leave at night."”He wanted to scare Qiu Sheng, but Qiu Sheng didn't buy it. Her master was even more terrifying than a ghost!”
He tapped on the bicycle and bowed. Qiu Sheng jumped on the bicycle and said indifferently,"Besides, I've come back safely from the ghost net. Why would I be afraid of ghosts?”
"You can carry it yourself. Let's go!!”
Qiu Sheng whistled proudly and rode away on his bicycle.
"Hiss ~~" Ninth Uncle walked into the ancestral hall with a bamboo stick in his hand. He was still covering his head with one hand, and he gasped. Cheng Xin was stunned."Ninth Uncle, what are you doing?”
"I was beaten up by your two bastard senior brothers. Where are they?”
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