"Sigh, I wonder when your Martial Uncle will learn to restrain himself and mature a little.”
Cheng Xin smiled and didn't reply.
Uncle Nine continued,"What about the other one?" How are we going to catch zombies?"
"Wait for the rabbit!"
The letter squint, squint.”
"When uncle-master and the others come back, we can ask about this zombie so that we can make preparations.”
Mutated zombies were afraid of injections!
Cheng Xin knew about this, but he couldn't say it out loud.
"Captain Cao, you have to give us an explanation today. Otherwise, I'll make you go back to the countryside to pick up cow dung!!”
A group of big shots from Ren Town rushed to the yamen and pointed at Captain Cao's nose, scolding him. If one counted carefully, they would be surprised to find that these people were basically from the Ren family or were relatives of the Ren family. It could be seen how terrifying the Ren family's network in the town was.
Captain Cao was so angry that he could not help but curse. Such a thing had happened in his own territory for no reason. He was simply unlucky. The Ren family was really unreasonable! How despicable.
"Old Master Ren, I heard that your father's tomb has been dug up?”
At this moment, Mommi rushed over with her two disciples, Ah Hao and Ah Qiang.
The people at the scene were stunned for a moment. They did not expect the three of them to appear. However, the three of them were not listed as suspects yet.
Old Master Ren looked indignant.
"Sorry to trouble you, Taoist priest. I don't know what kind of crazy person dug up the entire cemetery!! Steal the corpse! If something were to happen to the corpse, what would happen to the Ren family?!”
Nowadays, people all over the world felt that this kind of thing was inauspicious and detrimental to the family. If it was not handled well, the entire family would be in big trouble.
She took out her best actor performance and said with heartache,
"Master Ren, I'm sorry for your loss, but now is not the time to be sad. The body has been dug up and we have to find it as soon as possible. Otherwise, it will turn into a zombie. When that time comes, the zombies will bite everywhere!"!”
"Ah!"
Everyone present was shocked, including Captain Cao.
What was going on? Zombies had been everywhere for the past two days, and now another zombie had appeared? Was this still acceptable?
"Is it really that serious?"
The Ren family members, including the mayor, were a little stunned.
"
Mayor Mayor, everyone in the Ren family, you must be careful. You must catch the person who stole the corpse as soon as possible and find the corpse back. Otherwise, the zombie will come looking for its relatives immediately.”
“.......”
"Gulp ~~"
"For…" Why?"
Under the hard work of Captain Cao and his disciples, the Ren family became more and more nervous.
"Captain Cao, I'll give you three days. If you can't catch the person or find the body in three days, I'll hold you accountable!!”
The fat on the mayor's face trembled a few times. He was obviously frightened because he was also a member of the Ren family. It would be troublesome if a zombie suddenly appeared in the middle of the night. He had not lived enough.
"Taoist priest, can we talk in private?”
After spitting out a face full of grievances, Captain Cao paused for a moment before the group of people from the Ren family enthusiastically surrounded Mama.
What was a Taoist priest?
To catch zombies!
Then, the motherf * cking master and disciple would be protective talismans. With them around, it would definitely be much safer!!
The Ren family was not stupid. Knowing that their old man might turn into a zombie and come looking for them, all of them began to seek protection.
What was going on?
I'm here to act pitiful to gain sympathy and trust, but you actually treat me as a savior?
However, the feeling of being complimented by a group of big shots was really f * cking satisfying!!!
Unknowingly, she began to feel numb.
"Junior Brother! Good news! Good news!"
The door of the room was violently pushed open, waking Ninth Uncle and Cheng Xin who were not dozing off inside. With a numb smile on their faces, they walked in proudly. Even Ah Qiang and Ah Hao were smiling, as if they had picked up a lump of gold ingot while walking.
"What good news?"
Ninth Uncle rubbed his eyes and sat up.
She sat beside him and said excitedly,
"I followed your instructions and went to the yamen to look for the Ren family..." Blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablab ”
This was okay?
Ninth Uncle was a little stunned!
After all, it was already good enough that no one came looking for trouble with them. They even trusted them and paid them to catch zombies. What kind of f * cking joke was this?
Ninth Uncle was stunned. Cheng Xin, who had come up with the idea, was also a little dumbfounded.
Based on his plan, it would be good as long as he could cut ties with them. Who knew that the three of them would use their great tricks and successfully scare the Ren family into a daze. Then, they began to flatter their stinky feet.
Unfortunately, the Ren family did not know that they could not count on the three of them. If they were to rely on them to catch the zombies, it would probably be Shi Lezhi.
And you want to protect others? You need to protect yourself.
He didn't know if whistling really worked. If it did, would it be considered a temporary suppression?
"Junior brother, when we catch the zombie, I'll give you half!!”
"
You can just watch the show. It's just a zombie that has just turned into a corpse. Even if it bites a few people, it's just a small matter. Junior Brother, you don't have to do anything and you'll get 500 yuan for it?"”
Ninth Uncle, who had regained his senses, wanted to tell his mother that this zombie was not easy to deal with, but when he saw the excited expressions of his mother and her disciples, he swallowed the words he wanted to say.
Perhaps it was a good choice to give them a little setback, lest the three of them overestimate themselves.
Therefore, Ninth Uncle rolled his eyes and fell silent. He was waiting to see Mama make a fool of herself and teach him a lesson. It would be even better if he could earn 500 yuan without doing anything. Who would complain about having too much money these days?
Being a Taoist priest and catching ghosts and demons cost a lot of money, and he was also doing business at a loss at any time.
Moreover, this was legal income. Why not?
Only a fool wouldn't want it.
The three master and disciple duo, who were already overly excited, could not wait to run towards the Ren residence. Cheng Xin and Ninth Uncle could only follow.
"Ninth Uncle, aren't you afraid that something will happen to Uncle Master? That zombie was very strange and not easy to deal with.”
Ninth Uncle casually looked at the house by the roadside with his hands behind his back. He replied,
"It's okay. It's only right to let him suffer a little. His tail is almost up to the sky. It was time to knock him awake.”
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