Paper. Yes, Huang Wei naturally brought paper. He thought that there was enough paper.
However, Huang Wei had never expected that the rural toilets would be so deceptive.
There was no squatting toilet in the toilet, let alone a sitting toilet. There were only a few wooden boards on the pit.
Because he was so upset, he had no choice but to make do with it.
However, what he did not expect was that because he had released it too fiercely, his butt was covered in feces, and some of it was also splattered on his pants.
He was in the mood to die!
"F * ck, f * ck…What kind of f * cking toilet is this? F * ck…"
Huang Wei was extremely depressed. He had already wiped off the feces and water on his tissue. Now, he had no more tissue to wipe his butt.
If he asked the cameraman outside to get a tissue, he would feel very embarrassed. He was a famous celebrity, but he did not have tissue in the toilet. If word got out, how embarrassing would that be?
If Goddess Ju Jingyi knew about this, she would be even more embarrassed and become a laughingstock.
"What should we do? What should we do now?"
Huang Wei was very anxious. He searched inside but couldn't find any paper. He had never seen such a scamming thing in his life.
He regretted participating in this show.
His line of sight darkened. He picked up his phone and turned on the flashlight. He looked around and saw a pile of dry wood and a bundle of dried bamboo as thick as his pinky.
He thought for a moment, then pulled out a dry bamboo and broke it into several pieces. He hesitated for a moment and gritted his teeth. In his incomparably depressed mood, he could only make do with this.
It didn't seem clean.
But there was no other way!
He planned to go back to the mushroom house to wipe it off.
Soon, he pulled up his pants and walked out of the toilet. He looked very calm, trying not to let others see any flaws.
"Jingyi, let's go back!"
Huang Wei walked up to Ju Jingyi and said with a smile. He just wanted to go back now.
"The mission isn't completed yet. There's still one more fish to catch!"”
"If you want to catch him, go catch him!" Huang Wei said. Jingyi and I will go back first!"
"Can't we go back together?" Ju Jingyi's pretty face was cold.”
"Then…Alright then!" Huang Wei was helpless.
The three of them immediately walked to the paddy field. Su Chen took off his shoes and went to catch fish.
Ju Jingyi and Huang Wei stood together and waited.
At this moment, Ju Jingyi pinched her nose with her fair and tender hands. She did that because she smelled a foul odor on Huang Wei's body.
"Did he not wipe his butt when he went to the toilet?”
Ju Jingyi thought for a moment and moved her legs to avoid Huang Wei. She felt a little disgusted.
Huang Wei noticed Ju Jingyi's actions and was a little flustered. His face turned a little ugly as he said,""Jingyi, what's wrong?"
"You... Did you not wipe your butt when you went to the toilet? Why do you smell a little bad?"
Ju Jingyi still asked.
Huang Wei was speechless.
"Pfft…"
The three cameramen who were following them burst into laughter. They wanted to hold back their laughter, but they couldn't.
"No…I wiped it?"
Huang Wei's expression was as ugly as a pig's liver. He hurriedly explained. At this moment, he wished he could find a hole to hide in.
It was simply too embarrassing!
"Then why do you smell so bad?”
Ju Jingyi didn't believe him.
"Pfft…"
The three cameramen were laughing so hard that their abs almost popped out.
"What are you all laughing at?”
Huang Wei was very embarrassed and shouted.
The cameramen immediately held back their smiles. They still respected the guests, but their faces were red.
"Jingyi, I'm going back!"
Huang Wei felt ashamed and immediately went back to the mushroom house. He planned to tell Mr. He that it was best not to edit and broadcast this part. Otherwise, it would be too embarrassing.
Ju Jingyi watched him leave and couldn't help but giggle. His actions were undoubtedly not to say that what she said just now was true.
Huang Wei really didn't wipe his butt when he went to the toilet?
After a while, Su Chen caught a silver carp. Seeing that Huang Wei was no longer there, he walked to the shore and said,"Why isn't he here anymore? Did he go back?”
"He... Haha... He didn't wipe his butt when he went to the toilet just now!”
Ju Jingyi couldn't help but laugh.
"No way!"
"He doesn't have any paper, so why can't he ask us for paper?"”
"How do I know him? He probably wants to save face! Ignore him. Now that we've completed our mission, should we go back too?”
"Of course I'm going back. Why not?”
After throwing the fish into the bucket, Su Chen carried his shoes and walked to the stream to wash his feet. Then, he put on his shoes and went home with Ju Jingyi.
"Suchen, can I add your VX?”Ju Jingyi said.
"What's the use of adding VX to me?”
Ju Jingyi's pretty face blushed slightly.""I like singing too! If there's a chance in the future, can we work together?”
"What kind of cooperation do you mean?" Su Chen thought for a moment.”
"For example, if you write a nice song and want to find a female singer to sing with, you can come to me?" Ju Jingyi smiled.”
"I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in you. Besides, I won't work with a female singer!" Su Chen said coldly.”
Ju Jingyi was speechless.
"Why are you like this? Are you always like this to girls? No wonder Yangmi divorced you!" Ju Jingyi complained.
Su Chen's face suddenly turned cold." Please don't mention Yangmi in front of me in the future!"”
After saying that, Su Chen suddenly quickened his pace and shook Ju Jingyi off.
Ju Jingyi was stunned for a few seconds, and her face was quite ugly. Ever since she became a celebrity, she had never been so embarrassed in front of a man.
How many men didn't fawn over her and express goodwill to her when they saw her?
This man, on the other hand, treated her like an enemy.
It made her doubt her own charm.
"Humph... What's so cold about it? From now on, I won't say a word to you. If I talk to you again, I'll be a puppy..."
Ju Jingyi snorted coldly and followed him.
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