the second chapter
Along the way, many students and teachers greeted him, and Chu Le responded to them with a smile.
Soon, they arrived at the classroom. The students were unusually quiet today. In the past, Chu Le could hear the noise in the classroom, but today was different.
This was because there were a few teachers sitting in the backseat of the classroom. They were Principal Liu, Director Chen, and a few other teachers. Perhaps this was why the students were so quiet.
Principal Liu and Director Chen were both middle-aged men, and their hair had become very loose. It was estimated that in a few years, their hair would almost fall out.
"Class!"
"Stand up!"
"Hello, teacher!"
"Hello, students. Please sit!"
Chu Le came to the classroom and gave a simple procedure. Then, she picked up the chalk and wrote three big words on the blackboard.
"Students, please turn to page 15 of the textbook. Last time, we talked about Lu Zhishen in the Water Margins. Everyone has seen and understood the TV series, right?”Chu Le held her textbook and looked down with a smile.
As soon as he finished speaking, all the students below raised their hands.
"En, not bad. It seems that you all know each other. Little Ming, tell me, what deep impression did Lu Zhishen give you?”Chu Le pointed at a fat student and asked.
"Answer! The deepest impression that Lu Zhishen gave me was that he pulled up the willow tree upside down!”Little Ming stood up and replied.
"En! Please take a seat. However, was it true that Lu Zhishen had pulled out a willow tree? Would you believe that a person could uproot a willow tree? I'm telling you today, you can't! Humans were unable to uproot the willow tree!”Chu Le said seriously.
"Ding! 80 distress points from Little Ming!”
"Ding! 120 distress points from Yang Shiyu!”
"Ding! 800 points of negative emotions from the entire class!”
Chu Le smiled. He listened to the notification in his mind and continued to talk.
"But Teacher, that's how it is on TV. Lu Zhishen can really pull up a willow!”Little Ming said unwillingly.
"Oh! Let's assume that Lu Zhishen is a Hercules. He weighs 100kg, can lift 500kg, and can carry 650kg!”
" Under such conditions, humans are already very strong, one in ten thousand. However, the grip of a willow tree is at least a few thousand kilograms. If you want to grab it, even a crane can't do it. So, Little Ming, don't even think about it. If you kick the willow tree hard, maybe two leaves will fall off!”Chu Le said seriously.
"Ding! 200 distress points from Little Ming!”
"Ding! 180 distress points from Yang Shiyu!”
"Ding! 888 negative emotions from the entire class!”
"Ding! 380 distress points from Liu Jianguo!”
"Ding! 100 distress points from Zhang Tao!”
"Ding! 800 distress points from Chen Jun!”
A series of notifications rang out, and Chu Le also felt the vibration of her phone.
However, he didn't know that Principal Liu and Director Chen, who were sitting at the back of the classroom, had already darkened their faces. After all, at their age, they were fans of the Water Margins. However, Chu Le insulted Lu Zhishen in front of them…Was this really good…
"Ahem, that's why, students, regarding Lu Zhishen's matter of uprooting the willow tree, there's no historical proof. It's all written by the author to glorify Lu Zhishen!”
"And let's make a hypothesis. Perhaps Lu Zhishen drank too much back then, so he pulled out a northeast green onion in a daze!”
"Of course, if you encounter such a choice question in the exam, you still have to choose to pull up the willow tree. Don't fill in the northeast green onion.”Chu Le said again.
"Ding! 280 distress points from Little Ming!”
"Ding! 220 distress points from Yang Shiyu!”
"Ding! 888 negative emotions from the entire class!”
"Ding! 420 distress points from Liu Jianguo!”
"Ding! 120 distress points from Zhang Tao!”
"Ding! 888 distress points from Chen Jun!”
" Cough cough!!"
Principal Liu couldn't help but cough.
Both he and Director Chen felt that this was probably the worst time that Lu Zhishen had been slandered. Although it was a folk legend that Lu Zhishen had pulled out a willow tree, it was indeed a little ridiculous when Chu Le said it.
"After telling the story of Lu Zhishen, Teacher is now telling everyone the story of a character. He is Wu Song. I'm sure everyone is familiar with this name!”Chu Le picked up the thermos cup and took a sip.
Principal Liu and Director Chen heard this. This was their first time listening to Chu Le's lecture, but they felt that Chu Le's lecture was really…It was a little too much. It directly ruined Lu Zhishen's image in the children's hearts.
"Speaking of Wu Song, Teacher, let me first tell you your opinion. I've grown up, and I only found out today that Wu Song beat up the tiger…It's not true!" Chu Le said lightly.
"Ding! 200 distress points from Little Ming!”
"Ding! 180 distress points from Yang Shiyu!”
"Ding! 888 negative emotions from the entire class!”
"Ding! 380 distress points from Liu Jianguo!”
"Ding! 100 distress points from Zhang Tao!”
"Ding! 800 distress points from Chen Jun!”
"Everyone must be very confused. Actually, Teacher also knows that in the past, Teacher always thought that when humans fought with tigers, they could at least fight for a while. Now, Teacher realized that when humans fought with tigers, they would die!”Chu Le said lightly.
"Ding! 200 distress points from Little Ming!”
"Ding! 180 distress points from Yang Shiyu!”
"Ding! 888 negative emotions from the entire class!”
"Ding! 380 distress points from Liu Jianguo!”
"Ding! 100 distress points from Zhang Tao!”
"Ding! 800 distress points from Chen Jun!”
"I'm saying this for your own good, because I want to tell you that television is television, and history is history. Don't use television to link history to history. Wu Song beating up the tiger is actually to glorify the character of Wu Song. In reality, it's impossible for humans to fight a tiger.”Chu Le continued.
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