In the first round, Xun Wen chose Zhuang Zhou and bought a gem at the start. Then, he followed his ally, Hou Yi, to the bottom lane. Opposite him was Baili Shouyue.
"Get lost!" Hou Yi sent a message." Don't freeload my money.”
？？？
Xun Wen was stunned. This little brother of his was very anxious. As he thought about it, he started typing.
Zhuang Zhou: " The brothers on the other side, our Hou Yi said that he's All Mouthy King. He's here to play the Platinum match and bully the children. You guys take good care of him. Don't worry, I absolutely won't get involved.”
"Roger that!"
"Roger that!"
Xun Wen chuckled as he controlled Zhuang Zhou to follow behind Hou Yi.
Baili, who was opposite him, said,"Zhuang Zhou, are you following Hou Yi to kill him?"”
Zhuang Zhou: " No, no, no. I'm just here to observe how Hou Yi died. Don't worry and act boldly. I'll give you a thumbs up for killing him."”
After Luna reached Level 4, she sneaked to the bottom lane. While Hou Yi was clearing the minions outside the tower, she used a big move to move over the wall and slashed at Hou Yi.
After three consecutive slashes, Hou Yi's remaining HP flashed. Just as he was about to enter the tower, he was killed by Baili's spear!
"Well done!" Xun Wen praised.
"Zhuang Zhou, I'll f * ck you!"”
Xun Wen shook his head as he watched. Sigh, where was his character?
Zhuang Zhou: "Brother, are you so irritable because your father's loquat tree is now as tall as a canopy?"”
"What nonsense are you talking about?!”
Zhuang Zhou: " As expected, it's Friday today. You're on holiday."”
Ten minutes passed in the midst of this exchange of insults, and Hou Yi's score was 0-6.
Luna suddenly asked,"Archer, did you shoot all of them in your hands?" Where's your big one? Had he become a dove of peace?
Puff!
With 100,000 critical damage, Hou Yi decisively chose to hack and fainted in the spring water.
Hmph hmph!(ep)!
Xun Wen touched his chin proudly. You want to argue with me?
After that, Xun Wen played Wang Zhaojun, Little Luban, and Zhao Yun.
However…
"Wang Zhaojun, where are you standing? Are you praying for rain?!”
"Luban, did your bullet jam? He doesn't know how to move and he doesn't know how to ace!"
"Zhao Yun, are you playing on a trampoline?"
Emmm, she felt a little sad from being sprayed.
Forget it, let's play one last round. Xun Wen cheered himself up.
He had chosen Baili Shouyue for this match. With his accurate and steady marksmanship, he had taken five heads.
An unprecedented good battle record!
Xun Wen happily squatted under the tower and then clicked on his teammate's record.
Xiang Yu 0-3
Angela 0-5
Guan Yu 0-2
Monkey 0-4
I'm f * cked!
Baili: " Monkey, why didn't you come for the teamfight? Did you get lost in the King's Canyon?"
[Monkey: I'm picking Lingzhi in the jungle. I don't have time for a teamfight.]
Xun Wen was shocked. He looked at Angela's equipment again. F * ck, they were all shoes.
Baili: Angela, why did you take out all the shoes?
Angela: Which girl doesn't like to have as many shoes as possible? Humph!
Baili: Then why didn't you kill Bian Que when he was at a critical state?
Angela: I believe in Buddhism. I can't kill people.
T^T~ I'm crying.
At this moment, his teammate Guan Yu ran to the middle lane and chased after the enemy Zhang Liang, slashing into the opposite turret. He was then controlled by Zhang Liang and finally killed by the turret!
I can't take it anymore!
Baili: Guan Yu, I won't talk about you if you give away your life, but why did you buy so many pairs of shoes like Angela?
Guan Yu: People need shoes, but horses don't?
Puff! He vomited blood and died!
He decisively chose to surrender, but all four of them refused.
"Why do you have to do this? You guys even know how to send more than a beauty group. Don't hold on anymore.”
No one answered. Two minutes later, the opponent's middle lane took down their crystal.
Xun Wen put down his phone, his heart as dead as a ghost.
Sigh, it seemed that playing games wouldn't have a future. He should write novels instead.
What should I write?
Xun Wen jumped out of bed, took out a diary, and wrote,"
The novel's requirements were: a rebellious style, with the spirit of young people, reflecting a certain degree of social reality.
[Character: Rebellious, pursuing freedom, able to arouse the readers 'sympathy.]
Target audience: Young people of the present age.
Word count: About 200,000 words.
ok! Xun Wen put down his pen and looked at the requirements written on the notebook. He scratched his head. There were not many books that met these requirements.
Xun Wen recalled some famous writers from his previous life, and a name suddenly popped up in his mind-Han Han.
When it came to young writers, Han Han was the sharpest.
Then which work should he write about? Xun Wen knocked his head.
" I got it." Xun Wen's eyes lit up." I'll write 'His Kingdom'!”
The book, His Country, focused on the environmental pollution and cultural decline brought about by the rapid economic development of Tinglin Town. The love story of the protagonist, Zuo Xiaolong, was a secondary line, and there were many reflections and irony on the current social situation.
In the book, Han Han used humorous and incisive language to tease the impetuous social reality confidently and ostentatiously.
What Xun Wen especially liked was the black humor and absurd writing style used in the book. It was really irresistible.
Xun Wen was a little excited at the thought that this book would appear in this world under his pen. He immediately opened the computer's Word document and started typing.
PS: The following is a summary of the novel's content. Friends who are not interested can skip it.
The novel was set in a small town in the south of the Yangtze River. The protagonist, Zuo Xiaolong, was a young man who loved motorcycles and was doing a boring job. Zuo Xiaolong, who had no special skills, had a girlfriend who also loved motorcycles-Mud.
The small town held a singing competition. Zuo Xiaolong and his friend Da Shuai also hoped to form a team to participate. They invited Huang Ying, who Zuo Xiaolong had a crush on, to participate, but in the end, they failed.
The factories in the town polluted the environment wantonly, causing the animals in the town to mutate. However, the town used this as a selling point and sold the mutated animals to tourists. In the end, the town's last unique resource was quickly eaten up, and Huang Ying became the boss's woman.
Zuo Xiaolong lived in Tinglin Town, witnessed and participated in all of this, and finally ended his life in an absurd way.
This book is provided by FunNovel Novel Book | Fan Fiction Novel [Beautiful Free Novel Book]