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1 Are these fools immortals?

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Jiangnan University, in front of the female dormitory.

"Let's break up." Wang Ting's tone was cold and emotionless.

Lin Hai, who was opposite him, was dumbfounded. It took him a long time to squeeze out a smile.

"Tingting, don't mess around."

"Who's messing with you? To tell you the truth, I'm only looking for a long-term meal ticket when I'm with you. Hmph, I can't even be a meal ticket. I was really blind back then!”

" Tingting, this joke isn't funny at all. I…"

"Enough!" Lin Hai's words were interrupted by Wang Ting's sharp voice.

"I won't waste my youth on a poor country boy.”

"Don't disturb me in the future!"

Looking at Wang Ting's departing figure, Lin Hai's heart shattered.

Back in the dormitory, his roommates were giving up their lives to LOL.

Lin Hai lay on the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling.

"Ding dong!"

It was WeChat.

Lin Hai picked up his phone and glanced at it.

Wechat detected a new version. Do you want to update?

An update!

Lin Hai tapped on the confirmation button weakly.

"Hmm?"

Just as he finished updating, he received a notification that a person called Grand Supreme Elder had invited Lin Hai to join the Heavenly Court Trading Group.

Also invited were Taibai Jinxing, Erlang Shen, Thunder God, Lightning Mother, Dragon King of the East Sea, Tie Guai Li, Giant Miracle God, Nine Heavenly Maiden, Chang'e, Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King...

There were all sorts of characters from myths and legends.

Lin Hai couldn't help but laugh. Where did this group of fools come from? They must have watched too many mythical dramas.

Just as he was about to leave, someone spoke in the group.

God Erlang: "Who's the group leader? Send a red packet first. If you don't, I'll let the dog bite you." (Followed by a smirking emoji)

Heavenly Roar Dog, Woof!

[God of Night: I'm not going to make up for it yet. I'm just waiting for the red packet (a drooling emoji at the back)]

Taishang Laojun: "I'm the group leader, but this is a trading group, not a red packet group. If you want a red packet, please @ God of Wealth."

God of Wealth: None of my business. Whoever is in the group will send it. (Followed by an emoji of rolling eyes)

Red Boy: @ God of Wealth , don't waste time. Hurry up, or your beard will be burned.

Taibai Jinxing: That's right, hurry up and send @ God of Wealth

Sun Wukong: Old man, hurry up, hurry up, you can't beat me!@ God of Wealth

Taishang Laojun: Those who agree to the God of Wealth giving out red packets, please dial 1.

God Erlang: 1

[Electricity Mother: 1]

Thunder God: 1

Chang'e: 1

Mo Liqing: 1

……

The group chat was instantly flooded with comments.

Lin Hai was a little speechless. What a bunch of boring guys.

God of Wealth: "Stop it, I'll pay you back, you bunch of b * tches!"(followed by an angry emoji)

"Ding dong!"

Suddenly, a huge red packet appeared on the phone screen.

Lin Hai subconsciously poked it.

"You received a red packet from the God of Fortune."

1 merit point?

Merit points? What was it? Lin Hai was a little dumbfounded.

He opened his wallet and saw that there was indeed an additional "merit" in it. The balance below was 1.

It must be a game item. It must be a new function after WeChat was updated.

Lin Hai could only understand it this way.

At this moment, the group exploded again.

Yue Lao: F * ck, 0.1 merit points, can you be more stingy @ God of Wealth

Mysterious Daughter of the Nine Skies: "My luck is the best, only 1.1. Stingy @ God of Wealth"

Mighty Miracle God: @ God of Wealth, Stingy 1

Erlang God: @ God of Wealth, Stingy 2

Count of the Wind: @ God of Wealth, Stingy 3

……

Longevity Star: @ God of Wealth, Stingy 10086

The God of Wealth: You are the stingy ones. Your whole family is stingy. Pfft…

[Group message: The God of Wealth's qi attacked his heart, causing him to vomit blood and get injured. His cultivation has been reduced by 10 years!]

Erlang Shen: Haha, not only is he stingy, but he is also stingy @ God of Wealth

Dragon King of the East Sea: "That's right, that's right. You've vomited a lot of blood. You've dyed the East Sea red. Hurry up and send me a private package. Otherwise, I'll sue you for polluting the environment (followed by a gloating emoji)."

Thunder God: @ God of Wealth, you must be stupid. Would there be such a thing if you sent more red packets?(Followed by a disdainful emoji)

Nezha: @ God of Wealth, Idiot 1

Jade Faced Fox: @ God of Wealth, Idiot 2

……

The group of people in the group immediately gloated and lined up.

"Haha, interesting."

Under the influence of this group chat, Lin Hai's depressed mood relaxed a lot.

Grand Supreme Elderly Lord: Alright, let's get back to the main topic. This group is created to make it convenient for everyone to trade all kinds of items, cultivation techniques, and natural treasures. If anyone has any new things, they can take them out and sell them. I'll take the lead first.

Grand Supreme Elder hurriedly interrupted these fools. Otherwise, the God of Wealth would probably vomit blood again.

[Grand Supreme Elder: 1 Nine-Orifice Golden Pill. Effect: After consuming it, one's cultivation will increase by 10 years.

God Erlang, 50 merit points!

Sun Wukong, 100 merit points!

Taibai Jinxing: 150!

Sun Wukong: @ Taibai Jinxing, old man, are you competing with me? I'll look for you at your house later!

Taibai Jinxing: Ah, Great Sage, I dare not, I dare not. I still have something to do. I'll go down first.

"Haha, this Sun Wukong's personality is quite similar.”Lin Hai took out his phone and watched the show.

Taishang Laojun: @ Sun Wukong, you monkey, don't cause trouble!

God Erlang: 200!

Sun Wukong: 300!

Erlang Shen: 400!

Sun Wukong: 500!

God Erlang: 600!

……

The two of them started to fight, and the others in the group tacitly didn't jump out again.

God of Fortune: 1000!

Suddenly, a dark horse appeared.

God Erlang: F * ck you! God of Wealth

Sun Wukong: "You old man, are you itching to vomit blood?@ God of Wealth"

Chang'e:@ God of Wealth, wow, tycoon! I want to give birth to monkeys for you (followed by three shy emojis)

Sun Wukong: @ Chang'e, if you want to give birth to a monkey, you have to look for me, Old Sun. I'll see you under the peach tree later (followed by three flirtatious emojis)

Electrolady: Tycoon, I'm a cute girl, I know how to warm the bed, please keep me @ God of Wealth (followed by three drooling emojis)

Thunder God: @ Electrolady, Ah Dian, I'm sad (followed by a crying emoji)

"Damn, what a loss." The God of Wealth ignored these fools and directly traded with Grand Supreme Elder before leaving.

He had to hurry up and make up for the loss of his cultivation just now.

Following that, the group of fools began to sell their items.

Xiao Tianquan's dog food, the Queen Mother's secret diary, Tang Sanzang's secret love affair history, the story of seven men and one woman that had to be told (the Eight Immortals), all kinds of unreliable things, made the group a mess.

Especially Zhu Bajie, who actually auctioned off the underwear that Chang'e had replaced yesterday. It was said that he was already on the run.

They laughed and cursed. It was lively for the entire night before the group finally quieted down.

Lin Hai was in a much better mood. It seemed like he was very happy to have such a group.

"Ding dong!"

Jade Rabbit has requested to add you as a friend.

Passed!

Lin Hai had a good impression of the people in this group.

"Great Immortal, do you want the Moon Palace Immortal Tune? It only costs 10 merit points.”As soon as it was approved, Jade Hare sent a message.

"I only have one merit point, and I just snatched it.”

"Deal!"

Fuck!

The jade rabbit agreed so readily that Lin Hai immediately felt like he had been tricked.

[You have received a copy of the Moon Palace Immortal Tune x1. Please check it in your wallet-Universe Bag.]

Opening the Universe Bag, the interface showed rows of small squares.

In the upper left corner was a book with a light blue cover.

[Moon Palace Immortal Voice] Hand-copied copy: Jade Rabbit copied the exclusive singing style of Moon Palace Fairy Chang'e when she was bored.

Do you want to extract?

Extraction!

"Breaking news, breaking news!"

The door of the dormitory was pushed open with a bang. Fatty Wang Peng rushed in.

"Our school's belle, Liu Xinyue from the Music Department, is currently singing at the Candy Bar!”

"F * ck, is that true?!"

"That's impossible. Liu Xinyue is so pure, why would she go to a bar?”

"Xinyue is the goddess of my dreams.”

The campus belle was always the one that the guys paid the most attention to. When Liu Xinyue was mentioned, the guys in the dormitory immediately put down their LOL plans and started to talk about her.

If it was in the past, Lin Hai would definitely have joined.

But now, Lin Hai could not say a word.

He was in a state of great shock!

Looking at the Immortal Tune of the Moon Palace that appeared out of thin air in his hand, Lin Hai's heart was in turmoil.

Trembling, he opened the Heavenly Court chat group. From beginning to end, he looked at the funny names in the group again.

Then, an extremely absurd thought that even he could not believe appeared.

"Are these fools in the group really immortals from the Heavenly Court?”

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